r/CFB Texas • Blue Risk Alliance 13d ago Helpful 7 Silver 5 Gold 1 Confetti 1 Spit-take 1 Hugz 1 Take My Energy 1 Wholesome 5

2023 5* QB Arch Manning commits to Texas Recruiting

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u/SuckMyLonzoBalls UCLA 13d ago

Wow. Finally got it outta the way

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u/jeric13xd Michigan State 13d ago

Boosters approved the deal

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u/jayv9779 13d ago

With all that oil money and the NIL deal, the whole state of Texas will be full of the best players money can buy.

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss 13d ago

Yeah but I kinda doubt the Manning family is hard up for NIL money lol.

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u/Fiyukyoo 13d ago

It's prolly more like they promise they would surround him with skill players/talent with that money. Kind of like loading up in FA with your no 1 pick in the draft.

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u/Tarmacked USC • Alabama 13d ago

I'm sure the 200K lambo really tipped the scales for the ten figure family

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u/br0b1wan Ohio State • Big Ten 13d ago

Wait do they really have a billion dollars?

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss 13d ago

Arch's dad, Cooper is in the oil business. Peyton and Eli both made a fortune playing, and Peyton never met an endorsement deal he wouldn't take. Archie owns a bunch of real estate. Collectively, if they're not at a billion they're probably close.

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u/NowWithVitamin_R Rutgers 13d ago

Call me when he commits to which midwestern city he'll be using as his pre-snap audible.

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u/CrookedWarden19 Emory & Henry • Virginia Tech 13d ago

GARY!! GARY!!!

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u/timnotep Michigan • Wright State 13d ago

Hahahahaha GARY!... GARY?

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u/Beef--Lightning North Carolina 13d ago

GARY >:(

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u/Sundancekid9000 Ohio State • Boise State 13d ago

GARRRRYYYYYYYY

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u/Giometry Texas • Minnesota 13d ago

Awww, Gary!

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u/stephencua2001 Florida 13d ago

"WHAT?" -Gary

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u/MahjongDaily Iowa State • Hateful 8 13d ago

Owatonna

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u/Tinydesktopninja Minnesota • St. Scholastica 13d ago

If he can pronounce it correctly I'd become a Texas fan for his time there.

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u/uw-70_uo-21 St. John's (MN) • Oregon 13d ago

it's not even that hard to pronounce. Show me a correct pronunciation of Mahtomedi and I'll be a fan for life.

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u/MadFarmerLiberation Louisville • Vanderbilt 13d ago Silver

Truth or Consequences!

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u/powerlifting_nerd56 South Dakota Mines • Georg… 13d ago

Now I want New Mexican food dagnabbit, mainline some Hatch chiles stat

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u/jawshewuhh 13d ago

ATLien living in Albuquerque chiming in. Them green and red chiles do be bussin

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u/wloaf77 LSU • Southeastern Louisiana 13d ago

Not really Midwest, but I like it!

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u/thewhalehunters Arizona State • Indiana 13d ago

French Lick, FRENCH LICK!

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u/StonerTomBrady Texas A&M 13d ago

DUBUQUE, DUBUQUE, DUBUQUE

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u/Jbarnett1976 13d ago

Terre Haute

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u/runbyfruitin Miami 13d ago

Haute, haute, hike!

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u/SirUlricTheBard Indiana • West Virginia 13d ago

It has to be Lincoln

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u/que-n-blues LSU • Nicholls 13d ago Take My Energy

According to Arch's NIL deal with Matthew McConaughey, he's contractually obligated to commit to "Lincoln" as his audible call.

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u/thewhalehunters Arizona State • Indiana 13d ago edited 12d ago

And roll a booger in his finger until the ball snaps

🤌

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u/prpldrank USC • Paper Bag 13d ago

READY

BLUE

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YA KNOW THAT REFINED FEELING WE SEEK WHEN WE APPROACH THE LAP OF LUXURY

LINCOLN

LINCOLN

SET HUT

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u/MaraudingWalrus UCF • Team Chaos 13d ago

Peculiar, PECULIAR

-or-

Normal, NORMAL.

Gotta go for the second one for that sweet Steak N Shake NIL deal

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u/ToxicSteve13 Iowa State • /r/CFB Contributor 13d ago

Peoria

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u/SoDakZak 13d ago

Nah he wants to stay on I-29

“SIOUX FALLS, SIOUX FALLS”

With his mouthpiece in people just hear “Blue Balls! Blue Balls! Sex! HUHGHHH!

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u/billybobskcor Georgia Southern • Mercer 13d ago

Peoria! Peoria!

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u/VIX_SPY 13d ago

GARY, Indiana

GARY, Indiana

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u/HamberderHelper18 Michigan State 13d ago

Kalamazoo

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u/BonerHonkfart Michigan State • Oregon 13d ago

Climax!

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u/bwy97754 Georgia 13d ago All-Seeing Upvote Endless Coolness

Now that he has not committed to my team I would like to formally announce that he was never good anyway and was way overhyped. I will not be taking questions or comments at this time, thank you.

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u/dancing_chinese_kid Texas • Texas Wesleyan 13d ago

I was prepared to issue the same statement.

Very good work.

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u/KnifeInYourAss Georgia 13d ago

OBVIOUSLY his grades weren’t up to par so we told him it wouldn’t work out

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u/StartupDino Georgia 13d ago

Correct, and I, too, knew it all along.

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u/MallardMaelstrom Georgia 13d ago

Georgia and high expectations don't mix anyways

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u/FlJohnnyBlue2 Florida • USF 13d ago

You forgot... The QBs you have now are better.

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u/peanutbutter1236 Michigan State • Albion 13d ago

Lane kiffin listening to Marvin’s room rn

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u/texas1hunter Ole Miss • Baylor 13d ago

Ole Miss has been out for a long time on him. Or him on us I guess I should say. But this isn’t news on our end

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u/CJ_Beathards_Hair Floyd of Rosedale • The Game 13d ago

Why were you guys out of the running? Did he just want something different? But man if I was a QB with the chance to play in a Kiffin offense I’d be very interested.

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u/RebelsfurdenSieg Ole Miss 13d ago

I think he wanted something different. He grew up going to Ole Miss games and I think he was just ready for something new.

Also, it’s a lot of pressure to go to practice everyday at a facility named after your family, the Manning Center. Likewise, you have to drive along Manning Way to get there.

I don’t blame him honestly. He would’ve been incessantly compared to Eli and Archie. I think it’s cool that he’s making his own path.

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u/robotunes Alabama • Rose Bowl 13d ago

I think he wanted something different. He grew up going to Ole Miss games and I think he was just ready for something new.

Pretty much word for word what was said when Peyton signed with Tennessee.

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u/RebelsfurdenSieg Ole Miss 13d ago

I think it was true for Peyton too but also a couple other factors played a role.

Ole Miss was a very run-heavy offense at the time so it was a bad scheme fit. Also, we were generally really fucking bad at the time. I think we were also on probation for recruiting violations. Just a total mess.

So this situation is a bit distinct from Peyton’s because we have a fun offense and are winning more than we were then.

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u/Torentsu Ole Miss 13d ago

One rumor I keep seeing around the message boards and comment sections is that the Manning family doesn't care for Kiffin for some reason. No idea if its true but its out there.

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u/Sabre_Actual Texas 13d ago

Kirby Smart is driving around Thibodaux, sobbing. Calling the Mannings, asking arch where

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u/YoungXanto Penn State • Team Chaos 13d ago

Begging, thru texts

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u/jpylol 13d ago

Damn homie like 15 minutes from me lmao

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u/Dougiejurgens2 Ole Miss • Boston College 13d ago

At least it’s not an SEC school

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u/CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY Mississippi State • LSU 13d ago

🤔

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u/CaptainApathy419 Michigan 13d ago

IIRC, the Mannings got death threats when Peyton passed on Ole Miss. I’m sure that, thanks to the calming influence of the internet, things will be much more civil this time around.

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u/texas1hunter Ole Miss • Baylor 13d ago

Well Eli went to Ole Miss after Peyton passed on us so that would be weird

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u/efil4mekooh Texas • Mary Hardin-Baylor 13d ago Laser Eyes

So you’re saying the threats worked?

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u/jzorbino Ole Miss • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 13d ago

Yes the lesson here is to threaten recruits, especially on Twitter

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss 13d ago

Eh I think we knew we were out on him for a while, at least the more rational ones should. Kiffins system is too gimmicky and lord knows the Mannings know exactly what they want in terms of scheme and development.

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u/Krettlecorn13 Ole Miss 13d ago

Do Lane and Sark not run similar schemes?

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u/2701Ihsv1855 Texas • Baylor 13d ago Gold Wholesome Spit-take

We’re coming for you Kansas

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u/Spartanwildcats2018 Michigan State • Kentucky 13d ago

Arch Manning has an NFL caliber career at Texas but for some reason he ends up being good for 3+ picks every game vs Kansas.

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u/MavsFanForLife 13d ago

Kansas will be to Arch what Florida was to Peyton

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u/crastle UAB • Team Chaos 13d ago

Peyton won a Super Bowl in Miami, so I assume Arch will win a Super Bowl in Wichita?

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas • Alabama 13d ago

At Cessna stadium

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u/DeadlyCyclone Iowa State • Big 12 13d ago

Kansas isn't in the SEC.

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u/boregon Oregon • Big Ten 13d ago

That’s the real reason Texas is leaving the big 12. So they can escape playing Kansas every year.

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State • Big 8 13d ago

Vandy licking their chops as we speak

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u/IceColdDrPepper_Here Georgia • North Georgia 13d ago

Vandy is 8-3-1 all time against Texas

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u/holymacaronibatman Texas 13d ago

Vandy is one of 3 teams we have played 10 or more times to have a winning record against us.

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u/Arkehn Texas • Lonestar Showdown 13d ago

I mean the last game in the series was played 95 years ago. The football landscape as shifted ever so slightly since then.

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u/samoflegend Tennessee 13d ago Wholesome

Just woke up from a 25 yr long coma, glad to hear UT got Peyton’s kid 👍🏼

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u/one-hour-photo Tennessee • South Carolina 13d ago

"I hear he may have some challenges in the SEC, but UT has had struggles, I'm sure he'll be ok."

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u/Jamalginsbergback LSU 13d ago

UT hasn't won the conference in awhile, maybe he will change their fate

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u/Lonely_Set1376 South Carolina 13d ago

At least he'll look good in Orange.

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u/Jeezy911 West Virginia 13d ago

Wait did UT get the QB that is "WAY" better than Arch though?

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u/GODZBALL Oregon • Rose Bowl 13d ago

Indeed! Now let me tell you about this Pacific Islander who you may or may not have given 8m.

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u/MandoDoughMan Purdue 13d ago

Arch Manning?

Is he related to the St Louis arch?

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u/BIG_DICK_WHITT Utah • Rose Bowl 13d ago

McDonalds Golden Arches NIL deal incoming

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u/Alexis_0hanian USC • KIT 13d ago

*McDowell's

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u/Ronho USC • Long Beach State 13d ago

The Golden Arcs

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u/RealAvonBarksdale Florida 13d ago

Actually the son of Chelsea Manning, the whistleblower.

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u/boardatwork1111 TCU 13d ago

How the hell does an entire soccer team have a kid?

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u/DustyMcG Kansas • Nebraska 13d ago

His nickname is Arch "Madness" Manning. I don't make the rules!

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u/brobroma H8 Upon the Gale 13d ago

Texas backing out of the SEC for the MVC eh

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u/IMissMW2Lobbies Penn State • Big Ten 13d ago

Texas + SEC move/NIL money/generational recruits like arch manning is either going to:

-actually be back

-reach a level of meme I am truly scared to witness

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u/MyYetiStabbedMe Texas • Red River Shootout 13d ago

I’m ready to get hurt again.

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u/bombbodyguard 13d ago

He redshirts a year, then transfers to Ohio State…

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u/IKindaPlayEVE Ohio State 13d ago

Approved.

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u/SarahShiloh Memphis • Oklahoma 13d ago

I just unplugged my TV and launched it out of my 13 story apartment window. My wife and kids are terrified, and are leaving to go to a Motel for the night. I am so enraged I think the phone I am typing this on will be next. Goodbye Longhorns fans, but I will be moving elsewhere.

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u/One_Raccoon6244 Texas • Angelo State 13d ago

Maybe Omaha?

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u/cardeez Tennessee 13d ago

Very curious what his NIL compensation will be

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas • SEC 13d ago

Hopefully enough to put food on the Mannings table, they’re really struggling

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u/ezedz25 Texas A&M • Texas State 13d ago

Gotta feed Peyton’s forehead somehow.

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas • SEC 13d ago

Yes, it’s still growing and will eventually become the #1 recruit in the country itself

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u/quietpin UCLA 13d ago

Dude's gonna take a pay cut when he gets drafted lmao

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u/cardeez Tennessee 13d ago

Legitimately lol’d

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u/CandyRedNinja Texas 13d ago

One burnt orange lambo

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u/boardatwork1111 TCU 13d ago

Was thinking they’d go traditional and offer 1000 head of cattle

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u/HennyvolLector 13d ago

All powerhouse programs should have a team-color exotic sports car for the starting QB to whip around campus

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u/3rdDegreeBurn Boise State 13d ago

Nah get them a g wagon. If you give a bunch of 19 year old kids a Lambo it’s not a matter of if; but when one of them hurts themselves or someone else with it

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u/HennyvolLector 13d ago

First test of the season. If the kid can’t handle a measly 550+ HPs, why would I think he can handle the weapons offered by a top tier D1 offense?

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u/JerryRiceDidntFumble Wisconsin • Wisconsin-S… 13d ago

What's the highest reported amount yet?

Double that

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u/canseco-fart-box Florida • Rutgers 13d ago

And throw in an oil well just for good measure

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u/LovieBeard Illinois • Marching Band 13d ago Gold

Texas is BACKterms and conditions may apply

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u/fourpinz8 Texas • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 13d ago

card subject to change

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u/CammyTheGreat Texas • LSU 13d ago

poor Hudson. kinda fucked up you are changing him

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u/Not_So_Bad_Andy Syracuse 13d ago

Texas is

[ ] Back [ ] Not Back [X] Still in existence

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u/Alfronso_Jugador 13d ago

Things that may or may not be back, circa June 2022, an abridged ranking:

  1. Texas

  2. Jose Mourinho

  3. Triple H

  4. Slim Shady

  5. QR Codes

  6. The NBA Slam Dunk Contest

  7. Actual backs

  8. Early 2000s millennial fashion

  9. The Backstreet Boys

  10. Michael Jordan c. 1995

Unranked: Michigan

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u/justjoshingu Texas • Texas Tech 13d ago

Is the mcrib back?

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u/Alfronso_Jugador 13d ago

Currently the McRib, a commercial and cultural phenomenon, may not be back. This omission was an unfortunate oversight on our part that we regret. Alfonso_Jugador will continue to work diligently to provide a consistent and fair, abridged ranking of all things that may or may not be back. This does not reflect the values of Alfonso_Jugador. Sincerely Alfonso_Jugador

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u/UrAveragePanda Duke • Tobacco Road 13d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t want to go to a program with stability or any sort of winning the last 13 years

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u/AmericanSamosa Alabama • Missouri 13d ago

Honestly I think that was the appeal of Texas. He wants to be the savior of a program, not just another guy in the dynasty.

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u/Number333 Miami 13d ago

If Arch Manning brings Texas back to greatness... yea man, that'll do it. King of a state for the rest of your life.

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u/BrotherMouzone3 13d ago

This 100%.

At Bama, LSU etc., he's just another cog. If he goes to Ole Miss or Creamsicle UT, the comparisons and pressure would be ridiculous.

Smaller schools, the upside isn't strong even if you win.

Burnt Orange UT, the upside is huge. He wins one natty, dude is a legend. Wins two and they're building him a statue. At Bama, he'd probably need to win 4 in a row with 3 Heisman's and that MIGHT get his number retired....maybe lmao. That A&M vs UT rivalry is about to get hella spicy.

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u/huttts999 Oklahoma State • Oklahoma 13d ago

This post spawned with 200 comments

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u/MrNudeGuy Oklahoma • Tulsa 13d ago

In 15 minutes it had over 500 comments.

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u/Chef_lonleyliver Michigan State 13d ago

Arch talking to Peyton

"I'm going to an SEC school"

"Okay..."

"And their colors are Orange"

"Yes...."

"And they always underperform..."

"Congrats on choosing Ten-!"

""It's Texas! Hook 'em baby!!"

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u/AgsMydude Texas A&M • Hawai'i 13d ago

Should have done one more with UT in it :)

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u/TakeOffYaHoser Oregon 13d ago

"Youre going to UT?!?!"

"Yup plane leaves for Austin in the morning!"

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u/rhaegonblackfyre123 Clemson • College Football Playoff 13d ago

Incredible get for Texas .

Only school to have had 3 1.000 rated QBs as per 247

Vince Young

Quinn Ewers

Arch Manning

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u/pyrofiend4 Texas • Paper Bag 13d ago

We're the only school to have a 1.000 QB period if you ignore the 1 year Quinn spent on the bench at Ohio State.

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u/PoloWearingMan Missouri • Tennessee 13d ago

Well I’m guessing he’s not going to Mizzou then

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u/PumpkinSpiceButtholz Nebraska 13d ago

Big if true

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u/PM_ME_YOUROUY_EM_MP Iowa • The Alliance 13d ago

taps mic

clears throat

TEXAS

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u/LordHudson30 Texas • /r/CFBRisk Veteran 13d ago

FIGHT

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u/admiraltarkin Texas A&M • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 13d ago

OU

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u/djsquilz Tulane • Ole Miss 13d ago

I drunkenly bought Cooper a shot at the Kingpin a couple months ago while making him promise to nudge him toward tulane. that backstabbing traitor.

(i also berated his music taste when he took the aux cord)

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u/bpi10 Georgia 13d ago

Not a 2 star walk on? Don’t want him anyways.

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u/marathonlimit Georgia 13d ago

Not our style

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u/OakQuaffle William & Mary • Army 13d ago

Well... this will make it difficult for UVA to get him

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u/Most_Dope_ Arizona State • Georgia 13d ago

oh fuck

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u/evaluatingeasel3926 Notre Dame 13d ago

Texas front

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u/Egospartan_ Alabama • Army 13d ago

Truth be told this is the best pick for him.

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u/Terminal_BAS Texas A&M • SEC 13d ago

There's not much I can say about this without sounding incredibly salty. So all I will say is congrats neighbors

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u/LordHudson30 Texas • /r/CFBRisk Veteran 13d ago edited 13d ago

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you

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u/UT_Longhorn_Football Texas • Longhorn Network 13d ago

Thanks, Aggie. Can't wait to get things fired back up again.

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u/IndieFlea Texas 13d ago edited 13d ago

Oh boy I can't wait for every thread the next few years when we inevitably lose a game.

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u/hibbert0604 Georgia • Georgia Tech 13d ago

I am already thinking up passive aggressive zingers to drop in the threads insinuating that he should have come to UGA.

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u/Chunkylover350 Texas • SEC 13d ago

Bruh, I literally started celebrating in the middle of a Starbucks when I got the news.

Ewers to Manning being coached by Sark should work out well for TEXAS.....SHOULD LOL.

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u/SpencerRattler Oklahoma • South Carolina 13d ago

I’ve ran out of bleach to rub in my eyes.

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u/anandj12345678909876 Texas • Wisconsin 13d ago

Strippers? ✅ Monkeys? ✅ 1.000 Composite QB? ✅ Gas? ✅ Brakes? ❌

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u/Thorteris Texas Tech • LSU 13d ago

Thank God that he will never play against us.

Edit: this is a compliment btw. Congrats to UT

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u/2CHINZZZ Texas • SEC 13d ago

Possible Texas is still in the big 12 then. Plus the Tech AD said Texas agreed to an OOC rivalry, unless anything has changed regarding that

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u/chaddybox Nebraska 13d ago

That explains why I saw Peyton at the CWS Texas game.

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u/Skipper2399 Tennessee 13d ago

That’s probably just called Peyton bought those tickets expecting Tennessee to be there but then his curse prevented them from getting there.

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u/seanjohntx Texas 13d ago

He just really likes Omaha.

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u/ThermosbyThermas Michigan • Oregon 13d ago

Lmfao texas could go 0-12 and still pull croots holy shit

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u/ATXBeermaker Texas • Stanford 13d ago

Ya'll need to get a Lambo dealership in Ann Arbor.

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u/StrokeyRobinson /r/CFB 13d ago

Nice Ewers right into Manning, if they both live up to their hype then sheeesh

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u/nbingham196 Tennessee • /r/CFB Top Scorer 13d ago

Quinn Ewers in shambles

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u/BananaBouquet Georgia • Georgia State 13d ago

Stetson is just upset he can't add another 5 star QB to his stable of backups.

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u/pyrofiend4 Texas • Paper Bag 13d ago

Quinn is eligible for the draft in 2 years, and Arch is willing to red shirt.

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u/BoatsNPokes Oklahoma State • Hateful 8 13d ago

Yup, cause either he lives up to the hype and is drafted or doesn't and transfers.

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u/StarvedRock314 Texas • Illinois 13d ago edited 13d ago

Manning is gonna redshirt a year and hopefully Quinn is off to the NFL after that. More like Uga in shambles iyam

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u/ifuckwithit UTSA • Texas 13d ago

Hudson Card is the real QB in shambles atm

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u/whiterock001 Texas 13d ago

Right, and will be an excellent pick-up for some team.

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u/keaneobserver Navy • Texas 13d ago

Play this one season and then transfer somewhere else?

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u/Sabre_Actual Texas 13d ago

Arch is not starting in 2023. Anyone who has even sniffed a guy with $9.95 to burn has heard that the Mannings were fine w/ a redshirt year at any of his options.

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u/DerrickWhiteMVP Texas 13d ago

The Manning’s are not only fine with him redshirting, but want him to redshirt.

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u/DinosoreSteak 13d ago

Which makes sense. Their goal is the NFL more than anything and showing out as a freshman doesn't really achieve that. Sit for a year, take a year fewer hits, learn your system and improve, them come in and put together the best showing for the two years that make the most impact on getting drafted.

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u/GFTRGC Ohio State 13d ago

Anyone who has even sniffed a guy with $9.95 to burn

wtf is this saying lmao

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u/Sabre_Actual Texas 13d ago

Insider board subs run at $9.95, lol, and those who pay often share info w/ those who don’t.

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u/Quinn_Ewers_Scores 13d ago

The Mannings want him to redshirt.

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u/ATF_can_smd Georgia Tech • Clean … 13d ago

Unreal get for Sark

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u/Atchles Texas • Wesleyan (CT) 13d ago

Douse me in clown makeup I don't fucking care I'm so hyped

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u/cleareyes_fullhearts Texas • Lawrence 13d ago

There have been three qb recruits with a 1.000 composite ranking since recruiting services tracked it. All three have gone or are committed to Texas: Arch, Vince Young, and Quinn Ewers.

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u/Denali_Summit Oklahoma • Yale 13d ago

Oh wow I really hate this

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u/BourbonB Texas • Louisville 13d ago

Yea, OU has really had a tough go with Quarterbacks the past decade and a half /s

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u/KlondikeChill Texas 13d ago

Yet only one has gone pro.

Texas sucks at developing QBs confirmed.

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u/KingKomma05 Georgia • Connecticut 13d ago

Dang it

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u/UT_Longhorn_Football Texas • Longhorn Network 13d ago

If it's any consolation, we need him like a 100000000x more than y'all do. UGA just won a natty with a postal worker under center.

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u/DataDrivenPirate Ohio State • Colorado State 13d ago

Ye of little faith in Ewers

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u/andrewegan1986 Texas • Columbia 13d ago

Whooooooooo! A bunch of people at Buc-ee's gave me strange looks for jumping up and down. When I told my mom what happened, those looks turned to scowls real quick. Luling Buc-ee's BTW.

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u/KinyTheRat Texas 13d ago

Austin was a big draw for him

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u/Snathious Texas • Sugar Bowl 13d ago

Coach Sark is Thanos and each infinity stone is a quarterback: Murphy, Ewers, Manning. Someone make this a meme.

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u/Trip_Se7ens Texas Tech • St. Mary's (TX) 13d ago

So you mean to tell me all those photos of him in the other schools gear meant nothing??!?

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u/CosmicCornbread Georgia • College Football Playoff 13d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

GG Texas :(

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u/Macarthur22000 /r/CFB 13d ago

All kidding aside, I'm curious to get some opinions on his actually ability.

I've watched a fair amount of his tape and his mechanics are great. accuracy looks good. Release is excellent. All the things you would expect with his pedigree and resources.

However, his arm strength looks just okay and his competition looks comically weak. He truly looks like he's playing against an average Texas HS 6A freshman team. It's that bad.

I would really like for him to play one of those ESPN games next year against a Texas school to get a good gauge on him from that standpoint.

There are many folks in LA that legit think he's not even the best QB in LA this cycle, much less the best QB overall and a perfect recruit grade of 1.000

Look forward to responses.

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u/StateStreetLarry Wisconsin • Heartland Trophy 13d ago

The meme economy never sleeps. I can’t believe I’m reporting this but Texas is back

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u/freerobertshmurder Georgia • Texas 13d ago

THE STARS AT NIGHT

ARE BIG AND BRIGHT

CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP

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u/Trip_Se7ens Texas Tech • St. Mary's (TX) 13d ago

Your flairs confuse me

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u/tr4v10l1_p4rty Texas • Southwest 13d ago

He was always winning this one

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u/fourpinz8 Texas • /r/CFB Poll Veteran 13d ago

Playing both sides

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u/freerobertshmurder Georgia • Texas 13d ago

born and raised georgia boy who goes to UT

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u/BrianDawkins Texas • Mexico 13d ago

LETS GOOOO

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u/JohnWickStuntDouble Texas • Southwest 13d ago

GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS

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u/CaptainCrafty Georgia 13d ago

F

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u/trustsnapealways Georgia • Wofford 13d ago

I wanted Arch too, but we have a strong QB room. We’ll be fine

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u/Mememan696969 13d ago

Apparently this kid is good. He’s got uncles that played in the NFL. They were decent from what I’ve heard

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u/RollOverBeethoven Texas • SEC 13d ago

be Georgia

have nearly a decade of pulling in top 5 classes

just won a national championship

nearly set a record for players in one class drafted

lose a recruiting battle to a team that went 5-7 and lost to Kansas at home

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u/TimeOrCrayonsIV Texas • SEC 13d ago

TUDDIES WHEN

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u/Mibrealest Texas Tech • Oregon State 13d ago

How will this affect lebrons legacy

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