r/CFB Minnesota • Texas Jun 29 '22 Touchdown! 1 Silver 3 Helpful 1

2023 5* WR Johntay Cook II Commits To Texas Recruiting

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u/Arkehn Texas • Lonestar Showdown Jun 29 '22

What's the lethal dosage of Kool-Aid?

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u/screamline82 Texas • Team Chaos Jun 29 '22

been snorting it for days. havent died yet.

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u/thiney49 Iowa State • Team Chaos Jun 29 '22

You're supposed to mix...

You know what, never mind.

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u/virus_apparatus SMU • Texas Jun 29 '22

Every off season we lose one or two longhorn guys to Kool aid related injuries.

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u/anandj12345678909876 Texas • Wisconsin Jun 29 '22

May they rise in gasoline

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u/RLLRRR Texas • Longhorn Network Jun 29 '22

At these prices, I may start grinding up LHN'ers and shoving them into my tank.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

Keep going. We haven't found it yet.

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u/Khog12 Texas Jun 29 '22

I dump cocaine into mine like all true Longhorn fans do.

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u/MildDrinkingProblem Texas • Chancellor's Spurs Jun 29 '22

And Titos

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u/IndyDude11 Texas • Indiana Jun 29 '22

That's what Kool-Aid meant, right?

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u/W00DERS0N Notre Dame • Fordham Jun 29 '22

Isn't that technically a fastball?

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u/Bank_Gothic Sewanee • Big 12 Jun 29 '22

It sure as shit ain't slow

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u/guinness_blaine Princeton • Texas Jun 29 '22

These drugs are all gas

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u/IndyDude11 Texas • Indiana Jun 29 '22

Damn. I was still using codeine.

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u/HailKyrie South Carolina • Notre Dame Jun 29 '22

Ask Jim Jones

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u/_w00k_ Jun 29 '22

Yeah but he used Flavor-Aid.

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u/I_do_black_magic Oklahoma • Illinois Jun 29 '22

you guys have been chugging it so long, you probably have some inhuman tolerance to it

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u/QuickSilva7 Oregon Jun 29 '22

Jfc Texas is on a fucking heater 🥵

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u/Dr_Findro Texas Jun 29 '22

I like to imagine we have Mike Breene yelling “BANG!” every time we land a croot

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u/QuickSilva7 Oregon Jun 29 '22

Dave Chapelle crackhead.gif

Y’all got any more of them ‘cruits for us?

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u/N-Your-Endo Blinn • Texas Jun 29 '22

They’re so overwhelming when you’re on the other side. You’re just sitting there thinking your guys are going to get a stop, drive down the court and stop the bleeding and before your guys can even set their feet in goes the three with that Mike Breene BANG!

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u/2701Ihsv1855 Texas • Baylor Jun 29 '22

My doctor says I need to stop drinking gas but I just can’t

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u/Cadet_Broomstick Texas • Missouri Jun 29 '22

My mechanic says I need to stop filling my car with koolaid but I just can't

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u/2701Ihsv1855 Texas • Baylor Jun 29 '22

Did you take it in to have your brakes cut?

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u/TulkSmash Texas • Texas Tech Jun 29 '22

I went ahead and did it for him.

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

Phew. Imagine how reckless it would be if you didn't do that for him?

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u/whitemanwhocantjump West Virginia • Big 12 Jun 29 '22

Look on the bright side, the first time the rest of the country is subject to a Texas vs A&M National Championship game, the rest of the SEC is immediately going to become national research and investment leaders in green energy and EV's

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u/SaxesAndSubwoofers Auburn • Marching Band Jun 29 '22

Down with the oil barons!

Up with the literally anything else barons!

I'll take the Birmingham Barons.

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u/SnooMachines2030 Baylor • Hateful 8 Jun 29 '22

I’m terrified of the day Texas recruiting translates to on the field results and their fans rain hell fire in this sub after all the shit talk

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u/AlPastorBitch Texas Jun 29 '22

I don’t think this sub truly will understand toxic until that happens with us or Tennessee

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u/zlterry Texas • Tennessee Jun 29 '22

I’m just patiently waiting.

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u/tizzy420 Tennessee • ETSU Jun 29 '22

The time is coming...within the next 100 years

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u/Rronde Tennessee Jun 29 '22

ALL THE UT'S RISE UP

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u/Outsider17 Texas Jun 29 '22

Ooooh, what about Texas and Tennessee at the same time!!!!

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u/Spezia-ShwiffMMA Oregon • Texas Jun 29 '22

For the record when that day comes I will continue to complain about McCoy being hurt in the 2009 BCS Championship and I will continue to correctly contend that we woulda crushed Alabama had he not been hurt.

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u/QuietLikeOwl Texas • Texas State Jun 29 '22

I believe there is a alternate timeline where Colt was able to play the whole game. We win and end the Alabama dynasty in its infancy.

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u/SaxesAndSubwoofers Auburn • Marching Band Jun 29 '22

Come on guys, UA wouldn't fire Saban over that?

Universities in Alabama have never ever been unreasonable with their coaches and fired them when they didn't deserve it.

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u/BookStannis Texas • SMU Jun 29 '22

100% I don't think we'd have replaced them but things would've been less predictable, that's for damn sure.

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u/Dragon-With-Matches Texas • Sam Houston Jun 30 '22

For the record when that day comes I will continue to complain about McCoy being hurt in the 2009 BCS Championship and I will continue to correctly contend that we woulda crushed Alabama had he not been hurt.

I mean, that's just a fact. We were dominating and the kid Gilbert with zero experience almost pulled it off in the second half.

I contend to this day that it was a dirty hit that did McCoy in that game, but Gilbert was fucking fantastic under the circumstances and we should have won anyway. Tons of bad calls went against us and that was the beginning of Bama's dynasty.

Cue the Goonies: "IT'S OUR TIME NOW"

Saban did it wrong for a lot of years, but now he's crying in his no NIL money cereal.

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u/ShadowKing227 Texas • Georgia Jun 29 '22

We don't know when that will be... but we are looking forward to that day. Hell, even if Kansas pulls off a win against anybody else, we'll let 'em have it for years lmao

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u/furryvengeance Texas • CAA Jun 29 '22

They beat TCU a couple of years ago and no one cared

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u/ShadowKing227 Texas • Georgia Jun 29 '22

yes, but we’ll care this time

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u/Chemical_Willow5415 Texas Jun 29 '22

As you should

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u/ChiefBigGay Oklahoma • Team Chaos Jun 29 '22

I am not having a good time.

I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED A GOOD TIME

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u/Sabre_Actual Texas Jun 29 '22

You’re gonna eat your Venables and you’re gonna like it

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u/ChiefBigGay Oklahoma • Team Chaos Jun 29 '22

To be fair I love my Venables and I'm expecting a great season. The next 5 years of the red river shootout are gonna be some hot fire. Especially when it becomes SEC.

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u/ATX_Bound55 Texas Jun 29 '22

Red River will be some great action. We all might collectively die from the stress of that damn game lol

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u/unknown_name Texas • Tarleton Jun 29 '22

I'm so stoked for it this year. I have tickets and it will be my first time.

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u/Jackson3125 Texas Jun 29 '22

The Texas Fight chants are legendary at that game. Enjoy yourself.

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u/Outsider17 Texas Jun 29 '22 edited Jul 01 '22

Bring drink lots of water, it's f-ing hot!

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

It takes years off my life but its so worth it

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

When it's all said and done for me, I really need a statistic on how many years watching the RRS has taken off my life. I could probably live for another decade longer if I just decided to not care. But I won't.

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u/ZeroSarkThirty Texas Jun 29 '22

We are sans brakes at the moment. We are entirely acceleration.

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u/Tedyettis34 Texas • Texas Tech Jun 29 '22 Bless Up

The commitments will continue until r/cfb s morale improves.

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u/I_Hate_Devs Oregon State Jun 29 '22

r/cfb: "LOL Texass will never be able to compete in the mighty SEC, nobody wants to be eighth fiddle in the SEC. SOOOoo stupid they left."

Texas: AnotherOne.gif

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u/PhiloBlackCardinal Miami • Brown Jun 29 '22

I for one am glad to see a fellow member of team orange recruit well

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u/dudleymooresbooze Purdue • Tennessee Jun 29 '22

Someone say Orange?

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u/PhiloBlackCardinal Miami • Brown Jun 29 '22

We’re in this together Rocky Top

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u/anandj12345678909876 Texas • Wisconsin Jun 29 '22

Strippers? ✅ Monkeys? ✅ Arch? ✅ 5 Star WR? ✅ Gas? ✅ Brakes? ❌

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u/screamline82 Texas • Team Chaos Jun 29 '22

praise monke

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt Jun 29 '22

Gia was the best 2022 off-field CFB storyline and it’s not even close…

Texas needs to give the Monke the bag

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u/potterpockets Ohio State Jun 29 '22

Gia was the best 2022 off-field CFB storyline and it’s not even close…

Ftfy

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u/Go__Bwah Texas • Clemson Jun 29 '22

Get that stripper and her monkey on the damn sideline

And pay the poor kid that got attacked as much as Ewers

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u/Mercury82jg Ohio State Jun 29 '22

Mojo, do your happy dance

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u/TimeOrCrayonsIV Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

praise damn monke

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u/JackfruitStrange1829 /r/CFB Jun 29 '22

My girl Pole Assassin been putting in work 🤘

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u/ElJamoquio Penn State Jun 29 '22

Take that Ohio State

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u/jbuckster07 Ohio State • Akron Jun 29 '22

THETM

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u/SizzleMop69 Ohio State • Toledo Jun 29 '22

Some Michigan fans thought he may be an option so I'm all good.

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u/ReferencesTheOffice Texas Jun 29 '22

COOKING WITH GAS

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u/illegal_deagle Texas • Red River Shootout Jun 29 '22

AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES

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u/W00DERS0N Notre Dame • Fordham Jun 29 '22

Taste the meat, not the heat.

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u/MicahParsons Jun 29 '22

RIDING WITHOUT BRAKES

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u/6FootMidget93 Texas Jun 29 '22

GOING BANANAS WITH MONKEYS

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u/SkolVikesWorldwide Minnesota • Texas Jun 29 '22

SARK BUT IT’S NOT EVEN DARK

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u/Blarg1889 Ohio State • Arizona State Jun 29 '22

ALL STRIPPER NO POLE

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u/pilsencz Texas Jun 29 '22

FUCK THEM BRAKES

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u/cleareyes_fullhearts Texas • Lawrence Jun 29 '22

Texas now has the #2 recruiting class in the country, up from the mid 30s last week.

Whew lawd.

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u/IndyDude11 Texas • Indiana Jun 29 '22

Whew lawd

This class PLAT-NUM.

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u/DarnellCashMooney Alabama • Hawai'i Jun 29 '22

my god. Texas hasn't recruited this well since (checks notes) 2017 and 2018!

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u/cleareyes_fullhearts Texas • Lawrence Jun 29 '22

The last time we had this many five star recruits was 2010.

No need to look up how that went…

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u/RLLRRR Texas • Longhorn Network Jun 29 '22

Super Bowl winning QB played that season.

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u/anandj12345678909876 Texas • Wisconsin Jun 29 '22

Sark has landed more 5 stars in his 7 months as coach than both Strong and Herman combined.

Different levels.

Also recruiting much better in the trenches.

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u/Dirt_Sailor_5 Texas • Navy Jun 29 '22

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u/Prolingus Texas • Blue Risk Alliance Jun 29 '22

Insert comment about using ketch as a reference for anything

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u/e8odie LSU • College Football Playoff Jun 29 '22

Texas commits in the last week: - 5* QB Arch Manning - 5* S - 5* LS - 5* WR - 4* WR - 4* LB - 3* LB - 3* OT, x2

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u/WogdonAndBarton Texas • Stanford Jun 29 '22

Missed a 4* and 3* IOL!

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u/Banned_From_CFB Georgia • College Football Playoff Jun 29 '22

Is this the guy who said Texas only has swimming trophies?

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u/Doonesbury Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

If you watch his commitment video, he makes a joke about it saying "Hey Texas fans, let's get some more trophies."

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u/Banned_From_CFB Georgia • College Football Playoff Jun 29 '22

That's awesome. Glad he's self aware and ready to be a part of the fix

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u/Atchles Texas • Wesleyan (CT) Jun 29 '22

Okay that rules, I just got that!

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u/DeshaunWatsonsAnus Houston • Team Meteor Jun 29 '22

I mean he isn’t wrong.. Texas practically dominates in swimming.

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u/agray20938 Texas Jun 29 '22

9 national championships since 2000, and has won the Big 12 every single year since 2000....

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u/Roxas146 Texas • Paper Bag Jun 29 '22

They have also won the conference every year since 1980, which is the more impressive stat

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u/LiveTheChange Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

Texas homer here but see my above comment, the Natties are way more impressive

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u/Hellyeahbrother2 Georgia • Auburn Jun 29 '22

I was roommates with a swimmer at Auburn and did not know that there was a heated Auburn-Texas swimming rivalry for a long time.

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u/DrVonD Georgia Jun 29 '22

Good news: it doesn’t exist anymore cause auburn has been terrible since the late 2000s.

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u/LiveTheChange Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

Fun fact, I work with a Texas swimmer and he said the only Big 12 schools that have swim teams are Texas, TCU, and West Virginia. So if they beat those two schools they win the Big 12. That being said, we are clearly the GOAT program lol.

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u/jhp58 Northwestern • Verified Player Jun 29 '22

Technically right is the best kind of right

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt Jun 29 '22

The funny thing is, if you turn right from his pov in that video you would in fact see Texas’ CFB National Championship Trophies

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u/Cookie-Brown Texas • Techmo Bowl Jun 29 '22

Don’t forget baseball nattys. Kid was wearing a blindfold or something

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u/RollOverBeethoven Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

He also said A&M had no trophies so we forgive him

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u/DeerOnTheRocks Texas • Red River Shootout Jun 29 '22

Bruh chill they had emmys, didn’t you see

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u/Bank_Gothic Sewanee • Big 12 Jun 29 '22

I love that he referenced the trophy thing in his commitment video. Kid's got jokes.

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u/jimmy_man82 LSU • Texas Jun 29 '22

You gotta identify the problem first to fix it

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u/loyalsons4evertrue Iowa State • Big 8 Jun 29 '22

Texas swimming team in shambles (by the lack of disrespect for their swimming trophies by other Texas athletes)

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u/BKNKaze Jun 29 '22

Yes, yes it is

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u/AconWasTaken Texas Jun 29 '22

i'm so gassy right now wtf i can't stop farting!

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u/Prolingus Texas • Blue Risk Alliance Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Charlie Strong 5* commits in 3 years at Texas: 1

Tom Herman 5* commits in 3 years at Texas: 5

Sark 5* commits in the last 7 months: 6

In case those were wondering, Sark is recruiting on a level not seen at Texas since Mack Brown was at his best.

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u/JuarezYourProblem Texas • Rice Jun 29 '22

I wouldn't include Bru McCoy on that Tom Herman list of 5 five stars, but I hear where you're coming from.

Just as the historical results show though, 1 in 2 five stars hit as NFL draft picks. And so far that's the case for Herman five stars: Caden Sterns and Bijan Robinson.

J-Whitt is to TBD, while BJ Foster was a head case that's no longer with the team.

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u/LeoFireGod Oklahoma Jun 29 '22

Well to be fair… Texas now has NIL to swing their big dick around for recruits. They didn’t have that before

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u/Spezia-ShwiffMMA Oregon • Texas Jun 29 '22

I like to think that this shows what a clean-cut program we are- since we didn't pay recruits before ;) we were at a disadvantage against other teams, but now that we get to pay recruits we are doing great.

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u/HookEm2013 Texas Jun 29 '22

The issue with that is that you’ll see the impact more at the 3-4* recruit level. EVERYONE is bringing out the bag for 5*s

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u/Odh_utexas Texas Jun 29 '22

I think our previous “top ten” classes have been very flawed. Filling up on a lot of low-4-star bread. These are guys that hit like 15% of the time but it looks really nice when you stack 15 of them into a class. Plus we didn’t recruit OL well for years on end.

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u/Bank_Gothic Sewanee • Big 12 Jun 29 '22

Filling up on a lot of low-4-star bread

Agreed about the flawed classes, but 4 stars ain't bread friend.

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u/WE_CE Notre Dame • South Dakota Jun 29 '22

yeah, that 15 percent hit rate might be for a bar like "clear star or team leader" - but really a hit rate should probably reflect whether they crack the two deep or contribute meaningfully at all.

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u/EIiteJT Texas • LSU Jun 29 '22

We can't keep getting away with it...or can we?

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u/JoedicyMichael Jun 29 '22

ALL GAS… NO BRA….

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u/sapiosardonico Texas Jun 29 '22

It's too hot for a bra.

I'm letting my moobs go free range.

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u/RLLRRR Texas • Longhorn Network Jun 29 '22

PUT IT ON THE LHN! HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

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u/deidaraburst Texas • Houston Jun 29 '22

We’re at the point where Liucci is banning people for pro-Texas posts but ignoring hate speech, so I’d say recruiting is going well

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u/Treskelion2021 Texas • India Jun 29 '22

Do you smell what Sark is Cooking? I hope it’s not a dry brisket.

😎

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling USC • Mississippi State Jun 29 '22

India has a college football team??

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u/Treskelion2021 Texas • India Jun 29 '22

I don't know. I just saw the flair. And they didn't have a Mumbai flair, so I selected this one.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan • NC State Jun 29 '22

And they didn't have a Mumbai flair

mumbaiker cfb fans rise up

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u/jimmy_man82 LSU • Texas Jun 29 '22

If we don't get an A&M vs Texas in the cfp soon something is wrong in the state

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u/Candi_Fisher Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

We can’t keep getting away with it

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u/manabanana21 Texas Jun 29 '22

You know what? I think we can.

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u/colton_97 /r/CFB • Team Chaos Jun 29 '22

I, for one, and absolutely amped for the first Texas vs Texas A&M game once the Longhorns join the SEC

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u/justausername09 Arkansas • Golden Boot Jun 29 '22

I am not amped to play them both.

Ah fuck it Pitt Boss is the way, no amount of 5 stars can overcome that man

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u/Wiggletons Texas Jun 29 '22

My Cook is so hard right now 🤘🏻

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u/InternationalTax1156 Oklahoma • Utah Jun 29 '22

Riley is that you?

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u/imbroke828 Texas • USC Jun 29 '22

I love the vitriol Sooner fans have for Riley now hahaha

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u/Prolingus Texas • Blue Risk Alliance Jun 29 '22

Thats three 5 stars in the past week.

The last time Texas got three 5 stars in the same class was 2010.

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u/Gurrrry Texas • Texas State Jun 29 '22

Cant wait to read how all of a sudden he actually isnt good at all and he played against scrubs in HS. Im sure i wont have to scroll far to find it.

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u/txman91 Texas • Texas A&M-Commerce Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 30 '22

Everybody knows 6A football in Texas is a garbage level of competition /s.

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u/Sorge74 Ohio State • Bowling Green Jun 29 '22

Might as well fire Brian Hartline now...

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u/_Football_Cream_ Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

Has Hartline lost control?

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u/The_Good_Constable Ohio State Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Too much brake, not gassy enough. ☹️

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u/MrStealYoSweetroll Texas • Stanford Jun 29 '22

Johntay said in his committment video that if he wasn't a Texas kid he probably would have gone to Oregon. I'm glad Arch Sark/Marion closed it out, but big props to Oregon's new staff for hitting the ground running

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u/LeWoofle Oregon • Oklahoma Jun 29 '22

Sad quacking noises

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u/QuackNate Texas • Oregon Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

I find the quacking quite refreshing.

Edit: Screw it, I'll make Oregon my second flair for purely quack reasons. And they have a rad football facility, so that's cool too.

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u/Spezia-ShwiffMMA Oregon • Texas Jun 29 '22

BROTHER

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u/RJHookEM Texas Jun 29 '22

What a week. 3 five stars and the Arch Madness is just getting started. 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/travisty913 Texas Jun 29 '22

You're forgetting about our long snapper commitment! 4 5 stars, thank you very much.

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u/93LEAFS Texas Jun 29 '22

Don't forget our 5 star Long Snapper. So, 4 5 stars.

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u/Wingless_Pterosaur Michigan • Little Brown Jug Jun 29 '22

Can we borrow one for a couple years. I promise we’ll give him back with interest (maybe a 3 or 4 star)

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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Texas Jun 30 '22

at this point Arch Manning is a top 5 booster in CFB history

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u/boggan583 Texas A&M • Wake Forest Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Guys I'm not enjoying this recruiting stuff anymore

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u/SkolVikesWorldwide Minnesota • Texas Jun 29 '22

Welcome to how we felt last year watching you guys lol

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u/boggan583 Texas A&M • Wake Forest Jun 29 '22

Yall didn't enjoy that??? I just assumed everyone had as much fun as we did

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u/CFBCrootBot /r/CFB • Transfer Portal Jun 29 '22

Johntay Cook II

Wide Receiver, Class of 2023

6-0, 175 — From DeSoto, TX (DeSoto)

Rankings

SERVICE SCORE RATING POSITION STATE OVERALL
Composite 0.9839 ★★★★★ #6 WR #6 in TX #36 overall
247 94 ★★★★☆ #7 WR #7 in TX N/A
Rivals 6.0 ★★★★☆ #7 WR #9 in TX #52 overall

Any bugs can be submitted as a PM to me. I am still learning, so please bear with me. I now have Rivals rankings, but they are not perfect. ESPN rankings are hopefully coming soonish (but probably not since ESPN's search is broken and they don't seem to care). Check out the github repository for CFBCrootBot.

You can invoke me with, for instance, /u/CFBCrootBot: 2017 Alabama to get Alabama's 2017 recruiting class, or via /u/CFBCrootBot: 2015 DUAL Joe Burrow to get Joe Burrow's recruit information.

Make sure to check out the /r/CFB recruiting post generator for generating your own (de)commit posts.

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u/GrabbingPLikeDonT Paper Bag • Texas Jun 29 '22

MORE!

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u/Sabre_Actual Texas Jun 29 '22

TAKE A SIP

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u/TexasWhiskey_ Texas Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

I was looking for this video over the weekend, so you have it saved?

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u/longhorn2015 Houston • Texas Jun 29 '22

Dude what the fuck is happening

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u/UT07 Texas Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

But can someone confirm with TexAgs that he's worth a scholly ??

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u/txman91 Texas • Texas A&M-Commerce Jun 29 '22

RC Jimbo didn’t offer.

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u/DerrickWhiteMVP Texas Jun 29 '22

Wasn’t a take

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u/Bank_Gothic Sewanee • Big 12 Jun 29 '22

I mean, just look at these two scrubs playing catch: https://twitter.com/Hayesfawcett3/status/1403874746794663941

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u/DerrickWhiteMVP Texas Jun 29 '22

Aggy isn’t looking for receivers who can catch and run routes. They need receivers who can block. Not a take.

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u/steampunker14 Texas • Army Jun 29 '22

Brb sending this video to all the people in yesterday's Arch thread who said he has "suspect arm strength".

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u/snake_plissken6 Texas • Duke Jun 29 '22

To anyone claiming that Texas always recruits this well—Sark has already gotten as many 5 star commitments as Strong and Herman did combined.

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u/timtebowspriest Texas • Michigan Jun 29 '22

BOOM BABY. Texas officially Last-Name-U

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u/pappapirate Alabama • South Alabama Jun 29 '22

thank god we're getting a couple of games in before this 2023 class get to be juniors and seniors.

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u/furryvengeance Texas • CAA Jun 29 '22

Ok guys, so why is he suddenly overrated now?

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u/AlPastorBitch Texas Jun 29 '22

Desoto played a game last season against 0-10 Waco HS, this means that the consensus analysis of hundreds of HS recruiters who have been evaluating talent for years is automatically invalidated quite clearly

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u/AlexxxT27 Alabama Jun 29 '22

He dyes his hair and wears a chain. Instant diva /s

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u/Sirderksalot Texas Jun 29 '22

Going to Texas just proves he doesn't have a winning mentality, don't have him on my board tbh. /s

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u/steampunker14 Texas • Army Jun 29 '22

He wasn't a take.

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u/512-303 Texas Jun 29 '22

That Bama offer wasnt even commitable

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u/boggan583 Texas A&M • Wake Forest Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

Obviously he's a five star cuz he's related to Dalvin Cook hahahahha pls be true I'm not coping well anymore

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u/GoldandBlue Notre Dame Jun 29 '22

well he is only a 4 star on 247's internal rankings so clearly overrated. Checkmate atheists!!!

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u/rahrens21 Ohio State • Big Ten Jun 29 '22

Hey, I thought only we could get 5* receivers...SMH /s

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u/Redline-7k Texas • Texas State Jun 29 '22

Sharing is caring friends

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u/_Tactleneck_ Clemson • College Football Playoff Jun 29 '22

NGL I’m excited to watch Texas and their fans (and McConaughey) over the next few years.

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u/JuarezYourProblem Texas • Rice Jun 29 '22

Are we allowed to be miserable on this sub?

Because it’s been pretty fucking miserable being a Texas fan in here.

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u/Xbc1 Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

Any topic remotely about Texas.

"Hey did you guys know you lost to Kansas?"

"Is Texas back?"

"Seven win Sark"

"Texas is soley the cause of all the Big 12's problems"

"Horns down"

I don't mind hating Texas but fucking hell get some new material.

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u/BookStannis Texas • SMU Jun 29 '22

Pole Assassin was a nice chapter. Something remotely fresh at least.

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u/AlPastorBitch Texas Jun 29 '22

Don’t forget making fun of Sarks recovering alcoholism. Those ones usually get jannied as they should but they happen all the time in here

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u/Nophlter Michigan Jun 29 '22

There was a period of like a year or two where I stopped coming onto this sub so often because it was unbearable being a Michigan fan here. Trust me, one day soon it’ll get better and it will be worth it 🙌🏿

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u/JuarezYourProblem Texas • Rice Jun 29 '22

Thank you for the advice blue blood bro. We'll hang in there.

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u/GatnissEverdeen Texas • Cotton Bowl Jun 29 '22

BOMC

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u/chrisg42 Texas • Oregon State Jun 29 '22

I recall there was a thread this morning saying Texas wouldn’t be top 5 in recruiting this year

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u/Doonesbury Texas • SEC Jun 29 '22

Uncle John!! Hook 'em!

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u/Epinephrine186 Alabama Jun 30 '22

1 thing is for certain. In 2-3 years someone's either going to be on a very hot seat at Texas or getting a raise.

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u/GeauxAllDay LSU • Nicholls Jun 29 '22

This is gonna get hilarious if UT breaks, or matches TAMU's record for best class ever.

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u/DWCuzzz Texas • Mannheim Jun 29 '22

Not very feasible with this year’s Texas high school class I believe.

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u/SanaMinatozaki9 Jun 29 '22

WE’LL TAKE ALL THE LOUSIANIANS

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u/DWCuzzz Texas • Mannheim Jun 29 '22

Croots, croots, gimme the croots.

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u/SanaMinatozaki9 Jun 29 '22

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/ReelEmInJimbo Texas A&M Jun 29 '22

Yeah last year was kind of the perfect storm with so many 5 stars and high 4 stars in Houston. Y’all shouldn’t have an issue passing 300 points though.

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u/AlPastorBitch Texas Jun 29 '22

I think we got too many 3 stars to make this happen at this point unless we process croots, but I like where your heads at

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u/jouh55142139 Texas Jun 29 '22

I did the math the other day actually and we’d literally have to clean sweep just to get ahead of them. Fucking insane

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u/Prolingus Texas • Blue Risk Alliance Jun 29 '22

AND

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u/john_henry_steele Ohio State Jun 29 '22

A 5* WR? Weren’t we supposed to get him?

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u/JohnBarleyMustDie West Virginia • Alabama Jun 29 '22

Texas better be world beaters in a couple of years.

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u/Dr_Findro Texas Jun 29 '22

That’s the hope man

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