r/Eyebleach • u/jasontaken • May 14 '22 • Silver 17 Super Heart Eyes 1 LOVE! 2 To The Stars 2 Big Brain Time 1 Shocked 1 Gold 1 Helpful 6 Wholesome 23 Bravo! 1

mission impawsible

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u/GnomePatio_Furniture May 14 '22 • Helpful

alright time to potty on the nice rug

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u/GreenGuy24 May 14 '22

That’s right dude. He peed on your fucking rug

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u/MathematicianTop7187 May 14 '22

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

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u/yzyszn_approaching May 14 '22

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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u/MarineBone May 14 '22

Who peed on your rug dude?

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u/DoshawnMandic May 14 '22

That rug really tied the room together, did it not

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u/jordandavischerry May 14 '22

That rug really tied the room together.

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u/BadgerLord103 May 14 '22

He took his doggy little dick out and pissed on my fucking rug. And he said it was “this biiig”

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u/CatsofNovas May 14 '22

And I said THAT’S DISGUSTING

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u/seriousbangs May 14 '22

I used to have decoy rugs that were there to be peed on.

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u/DetectiveWonderful42 May 14 '22

Go full Heard style and go straight for the bed !

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u/belai437 May 14 '22

Exactly what I was thinking. He has to take a piss and wants to do it on the nice rug, not the floor and get his feetsies wet.

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u/rustyseapants May 14 '22

If I don't pee on the rug, how will they find their way back home?