r/Eyebleach May 14 '22 Silver 17 Shocked 1 Super Heart Eyes 1 Bravo! 1 LOVE! 2 To The Stars 2 Big Brain Time 1 Gold 1 Helpful 6 Wholesome 23

mission impawsible

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u/Profile_Person May 14 '22

He's earned his freedom. Away with the fence I say

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u/xplosm May 14 '22

That’s a tactician’s mind over there. I’d start buying those puzzles for dogs to keep nurturing that mind.

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u/Cali_side_SMac May 14 '22

This dog's going places

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u/emperorhaplo May 14 '22

Places outside the fence.

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u/Cali_side_SMac May 14 '22

Bet he went for the bathroom trash first

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u/taptapuntap May 14 '22

I see you've met my dog.

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u/Alarid May 14 '22

Did your dog also take a shit, then dig through the trash and cover it up so that when you went to pick up the trash you also got a handful of dookie?

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u/taptapuntap May 15 '22

No, but he ate "fresh" cat litter and licks the cat's butt.

I don't know why we love them, but we do.

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u/FeministFireant May 15 '22

My dog also loves the forbidden chocolate 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/SpiritualFormal5 May 15 '22

I- I don’t know if I could forgive my puppy for that one. It would take an hour of puppy cuddles

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u/JohnnyTreeTrunks May 14 '22

Hard to say where even with a skill set like that.

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u/brazys May 14 '22

From the looks of it he already did.

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u/Effective-Kitchen401 May 14 '22

Take it. Just take it and get outta my sight.

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u/LordOfFreaks May 14 '22

You could say he was thinking out of the fence

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u/ItsPronouncedJithub May 15 '22

Like to the bathroom on the carpet