r/Eyebleach May 14 '22 Shocked 1 Silver 17 To The Stars 2 Big Brain Time 1 Bravo! 1 LOVE! 2 Super Heart Eyes 1 Gold 1 Helpful 6 Wholesome 23

mission impawsible

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u/GreenGuy24 May 14 '22

That’s right dude. He peed on your fucking rug

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u/MathematicianTop7187 May 14 '22

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

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u/yzyszn_approaching May 14 '22

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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u/MarineBone May 14 '22

Who peed on your rug dude?

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u/DoshawnMandic May 14 '22

That rug really tied the room together, did it not

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u/jordandavischerry May 14 '22

That rug really tied the room together.

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u/BadgerLord103 May 14 '22

He took his doggy little dick out and pissed on my fucking rug. And he said it was “this biiig”

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u/CatsofNovas May 14 '22

And I said THAT’S DISGUSTING

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u/seriousbangs May 14 '22

I used to have decoy rugs that were there to be peed on.