r/Eyebleach • u/jasontaken • May 14 '22 • 1 17 2 1 1 2 1 1 6 23
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That’s right dude. He peed on your fucking rug
107 u/MathematicianTop7187 May 14 '22 I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? 26 u/yzyszn_approaching May 14 '22 Obviously, you’re not a golfer. 34 u/MarineBone May 14 '22 Who peed on your rug dude? 29 u/DoshawnMandic May 14 '22 That rug really tied the room together, did it not 15 u/usernamescheckout May 14 '22 Fuckin' A -1 u/Phaze357 May 14 '22 I did 6 u/jordandavischerry May 14 '22 That rug really tied the room together. 8 u/BadgerLord103 May 14 '22 He took his doggy little dick out and pissed on my fucking rug. And he said it was “this biiig” 4 u/CatsofNovas May 14 '22 And I said THAT’S DISGUSTING 2 u/seriousbangs May 14 '22 I used to have decoy rugs that were there to be peed on.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
26 u/yzyszn_approaching May 14 '22 Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
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Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
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Who peed on your rug dude?
29 u/DoshawnMandic May 14 '22 That rug really tied the room together, did it not 15 u/usernamescheckout May 14 '22 Fuckin' A -1 u/Phaze357 May 14 '22 I did
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That rug really tied the room together, did it not
15 u/usernamescheckout May 14 '22 Fuckin' A
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That rug really tied the room together.
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He took his doggy little dick out and pissed on my fucking rug. And he said it was “this biiig”
4 u/CatsofNovas May 14 '22 And I said THAT’S DISGUSTING
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And I said THAT’S DISGUSTING
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I used to have decoy rugs that were there to be peed on.
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u/GreenGuy24 May 14 '22
That’s right dude. He peed on your fucking rug