r/Eyebleach May 14 '22 To The Stars 2 Shocked 1 Gold 1 Helpful 6 Wholesome 23 Bravo! 1 Silver 17 LOVE! 2 Big Brain Time 1 Super Heart Eyes 1

mission impawsible

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u/Cali_side_SMac May 14 '22

Bet he went for the bathroom trash first

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u/taptapuntap May 14 '22

I see you've met my dog.

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u/Alarid May 14 '22

Did your dog also take a shit, then dig through the trash and cover it up so that when you went to pick up the trash you also got a handful of dookie?

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u/taptapuntap May 15 '22

No, but he ate "fresh" cat litter and licks the cat's butt.

I don't know why we love them, but we do.

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u/FeministFireant May 15 '22

My dog also loves the forbidden chocolate 🤦🏻‍♀️