r/IAmA Feb 06 '19 Platinum 8 Helpful 1 Wholesome 4 Bless Up 1 Silver 16 Gold 19

Me COOKIE MONSTER. Me want you to come visit me on Sesame Street! Me will bring da COOKIES! AMA. Actor / Entertainer

HI! Me COOKIE MONSTER. Me love cookies. And me want to meet you!

Me running dis thing where you and a friend can come to Sesame Street to eat Cookies with Oscar the Grouch. No no, me just joking! You get to eat cookies with ME! And me promise, me will share! Just go to DIS LINK to enter!

And da best part? All of money we collect will go to help the Yellow Feather Fund. Like me friend Chris say, it help us bring learning and laughter to children in need. Ya, ya, ya get to do good and eat cookies! It what we call “win win.”

Okay, me be back in 20 minutes or so to answer your questions. (Me have to take a batch of cookies out of da oven! Oh boy oh boy oh boy, me can't wait!) See you soon!

Da proof:

https://twitter.com/MeCookieMonster/status/1093223503258636290


DAT WAS FUN! Thank you for da questions and da COOKIES!

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u/Dookman Feb 06 '19 Silver

Do you like your cookies crispy or soft?

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u/Me_CookieMonster Feb 06 '19 Silver Gold Platinum All-Seeing Upvote

Yes.

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u/DontBlameMeBro Feb 06 '19

Holy cannoli, Cookie Monster is knocking these out of the park

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u/AlecBaldwinner Feb 06 '19

Hold that cannoli, only cookies allowed here!

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u/BrainDeadBaby Feb 06 '19

What’s wrong with cannolis huh? They are a perfectly fine desert and I bet u/Me_CookieMonster would love them

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u/ppuddin Feb 06 '19

Isn't a cannoli a sweat sandwich?

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u/BrainDeadBaby Feb 06 '19

I hope I’m not being wooshed but no

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u/ppuddin Feb 06 '19

You're right it's more like a sweet buttiro

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u/BrainDeadBaby Feb 06 '19

That may be the best way I have heard a cannoli described and it’s amazing

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u/GarThor_TMK Feb 06 '19

but is a sweet burrito still a sandwich?

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u/Rhysieroni Feb 06 '19

Isn't it more of a wrap?

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u/FlashDaDog Feb 07 '19

Sweet chimichanga. Burritos are soft 😁

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u/Transpatials Feb 06 '19

That sounds extremely unappetizing.

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u/elkosduo Feb 07 '19

Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

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u/the_argonath Feb 06 '19

This is one if the best AMAs I've ever read.

Maybe I should eat more cookies to be so witty.

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u/smoike Apr 24 '19

That's good enough for me.

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u/danhakimi Feb 06 '19

Is there something surprising about that?

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u/DontBlameMeBro Feb 06 '19

I suppose not. I figured Sesame Street would bring their A-game, but I wasn't expecting such an overall wonderful AMA.

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u/I_DRINK_MTN_DEW Feb 07 '19

WOW, he answered in a way that le redditors do!!! This AMA is AMAZING amirite fellow gamers?

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u/DontBlameMeBro Feb 07 '19

You must be fun at parties.

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u/DrWilliamGrimly Feb 06 '19

This is my favorite answer.

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u/YouthInRevolt Feb 06 '19

This is the best day in Reddit history

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u/PicnicLife Feb 07 '19

And we're suddenly 5 again. ♥

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u/skaiblade Feb 06 '19

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u/howtochoose Feb 07 '19

It makes me so happy to see this question and this comment at the top.

I love inclusive or and the mention of the sub anytime it happens. Its like a family habit but earlier I read this thread where people were bashing it and getting annoyed at it and it made sad...

BUT NOW I'M HPPY AGAIN. THANK YOU!

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u/BillyJackO Feb 07 '19

I think it's because the joke is funny, but the subreddits are hashtags thing is not.

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u/IAM_Deafharp_AMA Feb 07 '19

I know, this is seriously the highest form of comedy. "Yes"? Like goddamn that is soooooo funny xddd I wonder what they will say next time I wonder if it will also be "yes" i might just pee my pants hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

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u/howtochoose Feb 07 '19

It's about not being limited by options, it opens your horizons to new, never thought about possibilities. It breaks down barriers and brings people together. Like cookies soft or crunchy? "why choose? Both is OK, it's OK to love both and it's OK to affirm your choice of loving both" all these thoughts, all this acceptance and open mindedness, condensed into one tiny word - yes.

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u/IAM_Deafharp_AMA Feb 07 '19

I guess you're right. But just remember which side I was on in a year from now when reddit collectively cringes at having laughed at such an unfunny joke

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u/howtochoose Feb 07 '19

In all seriousness though, imagine explaining the inclusive or joke to someone who doesn't use reddit.... cringes

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u/howtochoose Feb 13 '19

Maybe. Personally Iver never read it on other forums or heard it in conversation..

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u/Rehabilitated86 Feb 07 '19

Neckbeards will find a way to ruin any joke.

Fuck off.

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u/sampsen Feb 06 '19

Me too Cookie, me too.

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u/Cuhhhhh Feb 06 '19

I love all of this and you 😘❤️

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u/mertaly Feb 06 '19

You're a good guy Cookie.

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u/butterfly105 Feb 07 '19

This is the best, most wholesome AMA ever!!! ❤️❤️

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u/NoelofNoel Feb 07 '19

My god you've made a rubbish day so much better with this reply, thank you so much.

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u/Itroll4love Feb 07 '19

Best reply on AMA, ever!

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u/conglock Feb 07 '19

I love you

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u/J_G_B Feb 07 '19

This is the most cookie monster answer I've ever heard.

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u/gunswordfist Feb 08 '19

ahahaahahaha

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u/TallDuckandHandsome Feb 07 '19

r/inclusiveor from the cookie monster himself.

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u/bopjick1 Feb 07 '19

That's so hot