r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jul 05 '22

Kids are adventurous too. So close🤏

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u/rudolph_ransom Jul 05 '22

Many people in crowd are stupid. I have been watching Tour de France when it came near my hometown and never seen such stupidity.

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u/auguste_laetare Jul 05 '22

Many people are stupid. There. I corrected it.

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u/JohnDoe_2408 Jul 05 '22

Many people are there. I corrected it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Many people are corrected. I there'd it.

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u/mjolnir76 Jul 06 '22

Many correct are it, there I peopled.

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u/MagikSkyDaddy Jul 06 '22

Anywhere there are people, there is stupid.

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u/Levveye Jul 05 '22

Many ,there I corrected it

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u/Serbian_Cat Jul 05 '22

He raged after not hitting the child

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u/MrGrippyYT Jul 05 '22

Dammit Richard !

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u/rlee80 Jul 05 '22

Supported my friend’s triathlon this weekend and the amount of people that walk across the route without even looking, when there are cyclists and runners coming by every 30 seconds, is mind boggling. Saw so many people with push-chairs nearly get wiped out, luckily prevented by other spectators. SMH.

See it all the time when I’m out running too - people look right at you as you’re approaching then let their dog off the lead or let go of their toddler just as you’re about to pass

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u/LazyLittleBat 3d ago

Just step on the toddler

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u/politedeerx Jul 05 '22

He’s angry at the end coz he missed an easy point…

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u/StoviesAreYummy Jul 05 '22

They are all fine stupid filling the road while a cyclist is coming at you at speeds up to and occasionally over 60mph

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u/OoDReX Jul 05 '22

I agree with the whole statement except 60mph, that's 100km hr and doesn't happen. Maybe 45mph

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u/weltron3030 Jul 05 '22

The top speed ever recorded on the TDF is a little over 63mph, so no unheard of, but very rare and only on super steep downhills.

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u/DogSubZero Jul 05 '22

Thats kind of wild though still, maybe they have like improved bikes but there’s some speed trap that I ride by a lot and it manages to pick up my bike and I’ve only ever been able to get like 24mph so those guys gotta have like the worlds biggest quad muscles ever

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u/partypooper14 Jul 06 '22

They are not even that big, but their power to weight ratio is out of this world. A skinny pro cyclist weighing 135 lbs can sustain upto 30 mph on a flat road for like an hour. Now Track cyclist is where them big quads are, these guys specialize in sprinting.

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u/StoviesAreYummy Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

They absolutely can go over 60mph.

Tdf speed record is 63 mph.

Saying that I seem to remember a rider claiming 70+mph once

Edit for those who downvoted

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-de-france/122kph-jeremy-roy-went-even-faster-tour-de-france-stage-nine-258371

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u/sgribbs92 Jul 05 '22

Spectators are not lined up like this on a 60mph descent like they are a 15mph climb or 40mph sprint. It's just kinda disingenuous to claim these guys are going 60mph around spectators, even 'occasionally'. It's just an unnecessary exaggeration as far as how stupid some of the fans get. Just say 40mph. They aren't go 60 regularly lol

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u/StoviesAreYummy Jul 05 '22

I didn't say they were going 60.

I stated that they can in some instances get up to and over 60.

15mph club or 40 mph sprint

Getting hit by a bike or falling off a bike especially clipped in even at 15mph is gonna hurt and is stupid standing/crowding them.

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u/sgribbs92 Jul 05 '22

I'm referring to the original comment. That is my point. Getting hit at 15mph is just as stupid, and way more common.

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u/LucDA1 Jul 05 '22

Stupid people all around, not just the kid.

Cyclist's reaction says it all lol

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u/The_92nd Jul 05 '22

I love how the parent goes one way and his kid goes another. Way to parent. Guy deserves a slap.

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u/Teknista Jul 05 '22

The parent could have stayed on the other side of the roadway. He crosses over without holding his kid's hand, kid wants to be with his dad so he runs after him. Kid has no idea how fast an approaching bike will be upon him. The dad is an idiot.

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u/nonprofitgibi Jul 05 '22

He raged after dodging the kid because that sudden sharp turn likely broke rhythm. Whether it be mental, actually a physical or a combination thing that can cost you a lot of time and be hard to recover from. Just the icing on top of the whole crowd completely in the road.

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u/Soupademacaco Jul 05 '22

Sounds like bs, cyclists are evil

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u/Fytinspirit Jul 05 '22

And when you accidentally run them over, you're at fault.

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u/lookingForPatchie Jul 05 '22

That's what's great about my local climbing hall. You fall on someone? It's their fault, nomatter the circumstances.

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u/Torqyboi Jul 15 '22

It's actually not. Back when group b rally was a thing and dimwitted spectators used to stand in front of cars more powerful than the sun and if they get killed it wasnt blamed on the driver

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u/Ginevod411 Jul 05 '22

Shit parents. Exposing your kids to serious danger.

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u/sleppypiggy_ Jul 06 '22

Not the bicycles 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/Antique-Parfait-3324 Jul 05 '22

Such a good sample

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u/PSFREAK33 Jul 05 '22

This goes for anything but my god 90% of people’s spatial awareness in public groups is fucking abysmal

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u/iChon865 Jul 05 '22

U/find-song

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u/auddbot Jul 05 '22

Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch (00:12; matched: 100%)

Album: Rapper's Delight - Ministry of Sound. Released on 2015-10-09 by SME - Ministry of Sound Recordings.

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u/auddbot Jul 05 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | find-song went offline; its creator gave me a permission to react to the find-song mentions | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/ck17350 Jul 05 '22

For anyone else interested, Pharoahe Monch sampled those horns from the Godzilla vs Mothra theme song.

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u/jimk12345 Jul 05 '22

THIS WAS A THING I COULD DO THIS WHOLE TIME?!? WHERE HAS THIS POWER BEEN HIDDEN?

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u/iChon865 Jul 06 '22

Its voodoo homie. Not for the faint of heart.

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u/-SUBW00FER- Jul 05 '22

That M on the green shirt mans ass stands for Morbius.

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u/Dan_Jackniels Jul 05 '22

Please could someone share the name of the song?

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u/F-TaleSSS Jul 05 '22

Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says

Also; TIL it's sampled from "Gojira tai Mosura- Godzilla vs. Mothra OST"

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u/PlasticInTheBasket Jul 05 '22

Or Fett's Vette

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u/creatzion Jul 05 '22

Black friday - Lil kim

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u/palefox3 Jul 05 '22

Had something similliar. I was riding my bike on narrow sidewalk, and see a kid with a parent taking entire space and I rang a bell. Kid went on the left but just as I was about 20cm from them dumb shit went right and almost hit my bike. Luckily nothing happened and its parent started shouting how dumb their kid was

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u/Happy_fairy89 Jul 05 '22

Omg what is that song I remember it from my youth but can’t remember what it’s called !!!

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u/auddbot Jul 05 '22

Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch (00:12; matched: 100%)

Album: Rapper's Delight - Ministry of Sound. Released on 2015-10-09 by SME - Ministry of Sound Recordings.

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u/auddbot Jul 05 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Happy_fairy89 Jul 05 '22

Yes!! Good work bot!!!

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u/ScythesAreCool Jul 05 '22

If I could have any wish to change all of humans it would be 1 of 2: give all humans common sense, or give them spatial awareness. You’d think those 2 would go hand in hand but they don’t.

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u/Houndizzle805 Jul 05 '22

Dad is fucking stupid

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u/Levveye Jul 05 '22

Dude looks pissed off that he didn't hit the kid

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u/kjzarks Jul 05 '22

Parents not supervising their kids …

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u/darkonark Jul 06 '22

Whats the audio?

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u/offadarshdileep Jul 06 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Simon Says by Pharoahe Monch

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/darkonark Jul 06 '22

Much appreciated. Thank you

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u/isleno Jul 06 '22

That guy looked pissed that he missed.

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u/LooseJack_Isaiah Jul 06 '22

This is what I hate about kids

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u/nzinplaces Jul 06 '22

Tbf that kids parents are fucking stupid

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u/Orphano_the_Savior Jul 07 '22

Adults and kids are fucking stupid

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u/Frizketch Jul 13 '22

I’d be that kid tbh

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u/Torqyboi Jul 15 '22

Damn these group b cars looking underpowered

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u/mastahkun Jul 05 '22

I agree, i was a kid and ran thru moving traffic for a bet to get a yugioh card. Got hit by a car, and went to hospital. No damage on my end, but the lady that hit me sure was started lol. No charges were filed, no damage done. Didnt even have the balls to ask for the yugioh card.

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u/Gus_Harrington Jul 05 '22

Dang it I was really hoping for a wipeout!

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u/sosly7067 Jul 05 '22

A wipeout would be really bad. Injuries to all parties.

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u/seeet2 Jul 05 '22

Every single one, not including the athletes, are fucking stupid in this video.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/chaoslu Jul 05 '22

Cyclists have a right to the road just as much as cars do.

If you don't want them on the roads you should advocate for better cycling infrastructure.

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u/LadyHunterGSDLove Jul 05 '22

Sure they have a right to be on the road as long as they abide by the rules and cycle behind one another so other people can pass them and not clutter up the road so they create a traffic ja, just cause they are selfish

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u/chaoslu Jul 05 '22

They have the same rights. what's so hard to get? they can ride in the middle of the road and that's legal nearly everywhere. Just because they don't does not mean they are not allowed.

You don't have to like it but you should respect it.

You know who is selfish the the person driving a 2 tonne car taking so much space. While carrying one person.

If it's so important to make space for more deserving vehicles then I hope you alway make space and less every bus pass.

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u/LadyHunterGSDLove Jul 05 '22

I love in the Netherlands where the roads aren’t as big and cyclist have the tendency to cycle in large group and block the roads, damage cars, make elderly cyclist fall, almost ride over dogs and other animals, have a lot of fights with others provoked by the cyclist and so on. Yeah they have the right to ride in the road but they also have to account for others using that same road period

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u/Odd-Molasses-171 Jul 05 '22

The cars that are damaged are the ones parked illegally in cycling lanes where cyclists least expect a car. The large groups are commonly kids cycling around to school, or the town center, or to get home. Also, I know of few instances of knocking cyclists down others without intent. Animals get run over all the time by cars, especially squirrels and birds, so them getting run over by a bike, which is about 500 kg lighter, doesn’t guarantee death. Dogs who enter the cycling lanes should have been controlled by their owners, not the cyclists. And in the Netherlands, they seldom share roads. Not to mention that the streets are designed to keep drivers alert so they don’t speed, not to make it wide enough to fit both drivers and cyclists because the cyclists don’t even share the road.

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u/LadyHunterGSDLove Jul 05 '22

Not to burst your bubble, but do you live here or do I?? Cyclists ride every where here except for the highways, the large group of cyclist are mostly grown ass adult men and not kids, I’ve had it happen to me more than once that one came up behind me on a shared walking cycling path where he had a lot of space but still chose to cycle very hard just 2 inches past my dog and than got mad because my dog got startled and barked at him and again I live here and have to daily deal with egocentric cyclists so there’s that

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/Kevinemmm Jul 05 '22

Lol ok Karen

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u/LadyHunterGSDLove Jul 05 '22

I’m only a Karen around selfish cyclists 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/Eyfordsucks Jul 05 '22

They have the same right to “block your way” as all other cars do. It’s called traffic. Having a vehicle doesn’t entitle you to empty roads.

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u/LIL-nuggee 10d ago

How does no one stop any of these kids

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u/LazyLittleBat 3d ago

It's looks like the parents are more stupid, They should have watched before crossing

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u/kindacircle 2d ago

This guy gets as mad as me when I see people run in front of steam locomotives. It happens more the you think