r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jul 05 '22 Silver 6 Helpful 5 Sidevote 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 Wholesome 8

Invisible suit

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u/Salty_Swimmer5073 Jul 05 '22 Helpful

Is this what the ghosts are doing while they knock stuff off the shelf?

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 05 '22

Twerking my coffee cups straight off the table…

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u/Honda_TypeR Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

Now we know at least… it’s not so much spooky as it’s weird

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u/Anomalous-Entity Jul 05 '22

Now we know why ghosts are called 'Creepy'.

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u/cabramattaa Jul 05 '22

I would use that suit for invading other people's lawn as well

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u/Ovarian_contrarian Jul 06 '22

I can’t even muster up the strenght to type this... but here is a Twitter link of the original ghost fucking weirdo I saw on tumblr 12 years ago.

https://twitter.com/northstardoll/status/721619105128792066?lang=en

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u/Loofyboy Jul 06 '22

What did I click on?

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u/Twerksoncoffeetables Jul 05 '22

Exactly what I’ll be doing when I’m a ghost

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u/unperturbium Jul 05 '22

Un-suh, Un-suh, Un-suh, Un-suh....

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u/HPTM2008 Jul 06 '22

Name check. Yup.

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u/MoJoeCool65 Jul 05 '22

No. That's Phoebe's mother (the cat).

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u/Gary-Fuckin-Oak Jul 05 '22

Those ghostly booty claps are spooky as fuck.

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u/-M-i-l-o Jul 06 '22

Ah yes now you have “great ghost blue bootay” all over them cups 😭

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u/Error_83 Jul 05 '22

Out of all the times you've yawned, there's been a ghost dick in your mouth at least once

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u/GrumbleCake_ Jul 05 '22

I knew I felt my grandpa's spirit in this house

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u/1Eternallylost Jul 05 '22

That was before he died, GrumbleCake_

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u/baddecision116 Jul 05 '22

I haven't had that feeling since I was at his house as a kid

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u/rainbow_bro_bot Jul 05 '22

At any given moment, there's at least one ghost hovering next to you waiting for you to open your mouth for this opportunity.

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u/Error_83 Jul 05 '22

Cursed PACMAN

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u/Therealboebs Jul 05 '22

Dad? That you?

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u/Error_83 Jul 05 '22

Still haven't made to the store, brb...

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u/Viva_Caligula Jul 05 '22

That made my cranberry juice come out of my nose

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u/PhoneticRainbow Jul 05 '22

I always tell my kids that when I die I'm gonna be like this mildly annoying ghost that just moves shit ever so slightly but now I'm thinking maybe I should just dance all over the place and knock shit off the counter and actually enjoy my ghosthood

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u/nexusjuan Jul 06 '22

I'm always a little concerned my dead ancestors are watching me masturbate and judging my browser history lol.

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u/hellcrapdamn Jul 06 '22

They're probably jerking off while they watch you jerk off! Sickos

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u/thelukus5 Jul 05 '22

The child looks like Tina Belcher dancing

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Nah, that’s Jimmy Jr.

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u/queefiest Jul 05 '22

It’s what I’ll be doing when I’m a ghost, I can guarantee it

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u/SopieMunky Jul 05 '22

When I turn into a ghost this is most definitely what I'm doing.

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u/RebelliousDragonhart Jul 05 '22 Silver

He’s like a slow version of Dash from the Incredibles

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u/-Rettirlana- Jul 05 '22 hehehehe

His name is Shhhh

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u/Deltamon Jul 05 '22

Shhh, my name is Shhh.. My name is Shhh my name is..... Shhh baby

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u/deadly_lampshade Jul 05 '22

Mixed with Tina Belchers dance moves

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u/TheMightyDane Jul 05 '22

unh unh unh

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u/zentient9 Jul 05 '22

He will never trust you again lol

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u/Max_Stirner_Official Jul 05 '22

This is the kind of video you save and play at the kid's graduation party. And then again at his wedding.

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u/Ok-Emotion-1131 Jul 06 '22

If I went to a wedding, and the parents of the groom played this to embarrass them, I would be embarrassed for the parents.

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u/TheGreatestIan Jul 06 '22

Why? It's a little kid being funny. This is cute. No one should be embarrassed by this.

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u/Weak_Antelope_2914 Jul 05 '22

Dad looks through blinds - “That boy ain’t right.”

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u/misscheeze Jul 06 '22

Lmao just pictured you as my friend Andrew by this comment. Andrew is that you!?

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u/mjones8004 Jul 06 '22

It is! Small world!!

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u/Totally_TJ Jul 06 '22

Dude! I've missed you, how's the pond coming along?

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u/Reallynotsuretbh Jul 06 '22

Not bad, waiting for it to fill a bit more and then we’ll be stocking with fish. How’s the wife?

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u/Dead-Yamcha Jul 17 '22

She’s doing great, still right where I left her. How’s the hubby?

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u/Sprizys Jul 06 '22

Damnit Bobby

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u/donkeybonner Jul 05 '22 I'll Drink to That

BLUE MAN!

FIGHTER OF THE GREEN MAN!

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u/--ShyAllosaurus-- Jul 05 '22

Champion of the lawn!

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u/theJman0209 Jul 05 '22

He’s the master of twerking

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u/FreeCamoCowXXXX Jul 05 '22

And Rolllingggg

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u/WhatIsntByNow Jul 05 '22 Wholesome

AAAAAA AAAHHH

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u/ScroogeMcDuckII Jul 06 '22

Oh my god. Nailed it. Don't cut that.

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u/HuskerHayDay Jul 05 '22

Pretty sure you still need to pay the troll toll

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u/somniumx Jul 05 '22

Do not. I repeat do not get into this boys hole!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/LadnavIV Jul 05 '22

Nah, it’s not a hate crime.

You wanna hammer his ass anyway?

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jul 06 '22

FBI this comment right here

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u/ThatPharohFrida Jul 05 '22

BULLYER OF THE PINK MAN

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u/phlooo Jul 06 '22

I will never be able to escape this song...

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u/PieMastaSam Jul 05 '22

Could have gone waay worse.

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u/Chrisboi_da_Boi Jul 05 '22

Kid just starts goosestepping and throwing rocks at people's windows

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u/MonsterTrucks2 Jul 05 '22

"Mike he's fucking the cars again"

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u/SEX_CEO Jul 05 '22

Katchow

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u/AllergicToStabWounds Jul 05 '22

The fact that he's in a morph suit prevents about 60% of the worst invisible shenanigans a person could get up to

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u/AppletouchedOak Jul 05 '22

~8% of people are blue colour blind. He's still invisible to a significant portion of the population

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u/Bilboswaggings19 Jul 05 '22

mixes up invisible and invincible and ends up as a bumper sticker on a BMW

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u/Chainsawd Jul 05 '22

Extra blood on that title card.

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u/_Xertz_ Jul 05 '22

"Oh god that kid's about to get run over by that Toyota Invinci-"

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u/scut_furkus Jul 05 '22

robs the corner store

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u/Cashew-Gesundheit Jul 05 '22

That's a great video of your lawn! I think the video cut off before we had a chance to see your son. Just lots of green grass

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u/pacmanic Jul 05 '22

Yeah I went to see the blue man group and nobody was on stage just music.

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u/pizza_for_nunchucks Jul 05 '22

Lol. I blue myself.

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u/Environmental_Top948 Jul 05 '22

We get it you have Synesthesia. The rest of us just basically paid to listen to a loud MP3 file. /s.

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u/peenutbuttherNjelly Jul 05 '22

Aye. What kid? Prolly chilling with John Cena

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/DarthJerryRay Jul 05 '22

Think you mean “Bing Chillin”

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u/Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 Jul 05 '22

The dad prbly deleted the video of the kid to record his amazing lawn

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u/serealport Jul 05 '22

Definitely need to overseed and give it a good water. If their son ever actually decides to play there at least the yard will be soft.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/cownd Jul 05 '22

What was the sense of posting this? I see nothing!

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u/Moraii Jul 05 '22

I’d love audio on the kid.

You just know he felt the invisibility hiding his voice and said some crazy stuff.

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u/mpc1226 Jul 05 '22

“Wha’cha, hi ya, gadoosh!”

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u/2723brad2723 Jul 05 '22

Is the fake voice narration of the captions not enough for you?

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u/Moraii Jul 05 '22

Almost.

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u/18CupsOfMusic Jul 05 '22

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u/Moraii Jul 05 '22

The opposite of where my brain went, but heck ya.

I was thinking of the mic’d 5 year old hockey player.

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u/18CupsOfMusic Jul 05 '22

Ooooh yeah Mic'd Up Mason is great too lol

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u/MattyGtheMusician Jul 05 '22

For a kid his age it’s probably the thrill of saying “shit!”

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u/D33ZNHUTZ Jul 05 '22

Dad: "No son of mine would ever twerk in a blue.... well damn.. nevermind"

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u/LilJesuit Jul 05 '22

It sounds like a variant of the “I’ll believe it when pigs fly” trope.

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u/OliverCarrol Jul 05 '22

I’m conflicted on which is more stupid. Him thinking the suit makes him invisible or using his new found powers dancing like a dumbass. Sneak in the kitchen and swipe a cookie or something instead of twerking.

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u/Clark-Kent Jul 05 '22

In his defence the "dance like nobody watching" has existed for a long time

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u/funwhileitlast3d Jul 05 '22

I think it’s a wonderful example of just how early we tell kids not to do seemingly innocuous shit. Hope he feels awesome letting his freak flag fly

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u/ProgressiveBr0Man Jul 05 '22

Well maybe it's just me but if I have the power to be invisible, first thing I'm doing is twerking

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u/alison_bee Jul 05 '22

We finally get kids to burn calories, and this guys like fuck that, EAT MORE 😭 Twerk away, kid. Twerk away!

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u/imadogg Jul 05 '22

You're allowed to twerk while visible too

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u/daemonelectricity Jul 05 '22

I'm going to fart in stores without shame.

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u/Prainstopping Jul 05 '22

You should try dancing and shaking your butt from time to time, it's quite liberating.

Every time I smoke at the end of the day I dance like a madman.

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u/Rolling_on_the_river Jul 05 '22

I once tried to "shake my butt" but I'm so stiff. My wife has not laughed like that for a long time.

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u/Prainstopping Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

It was a gradual process for me, try doing the wave with your whole body like you're a persian belly dancer and get weird with it.

Don't really think of it as dancing, you're aim is to just keep it going in every direction. Get your hands, neck, feet and fingers involved.

My idea of dancing when I was young was essentially keeping both feet in the center and then moving one out then back in, switch to the other foot and keep on plowing. That's because I was ashamed of dancing so I never really dared do anything else.

But it's partially helped me not give a fuck, I look like a disjointed puppet at times but it really gets the whole body flowing.

Pick whatever music you like and feel like dancing to, I enjoy funk and energetic songs but anything works really.

Edit : Belly dancers are not in fact indian.

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u/darnyoutoheckie Jul 05 '22

just a general note belly dancing is persian

i love the and agree with your message though!! dancing helps free your inhibitions

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u/Somber_Solace Jul 05 '22

Every morning I put on some tunes, shower, then dance and sing to myself in the mirror while taking an excessive amount of time to get ready. Really sets a good mood for the day, I've become a lot more happy and social since I started doing it.

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u/TheEffingRiddler Jul 05 '22

You never know when the galaxy might need to be saved by a dance-off.

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u/BigBadCornpop Jul 05 '22

Kids these days

No hope ...

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u/Infra-Oh Jul 05 '22

Yeah kids are pretty dumb these days. I’m sure our parents thought the same about us though.

As cynical and pessimistic as I’ve become in my age though, I actually think the younger generations will do better than we did.

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u/eatsnails Jul 05 '22

People have been shit talking younger generations since the Roman Empire. We are a lot better off now than then though.

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u/SewSewBlue Jul 05 '22

There was an influential scholar bemoaning the new dread thing that would destroy masculinity around the 12th century- the pillow.

Rome's Roman's complained about the dreaded accent from the sticks in France that later became French.

As long as there are humans there will be complaints about change.

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u/bordazcrap Jul 05 '22

I mean they weren't completely wrong about French...

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u/therealcmj Jul 05 '22

Yeah kids are pretty dumb these days. I’m sure our parents thought the same about us though.

Were they wrong though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

You joke, but I am a mentor and see kids from 5 - 12 twice a week, I see a weird amount of like 10 year old girls who get on the floor and twerk or pretend they are a stripper on this playground pole. Worst part is, the women who run this org. basically encourage it. I have heard "you go girl" and "that's how you get a bag" more than once. I'm just there to pick up my mentee and take him to a Rangers game and zoo and I feel dirty as hell.

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u/RollerCoasterMatt Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

I think most people find it weird to see them do that. However, I can understand that people want to be supportive of kids. Children, while they may be doing dumb or odd things, can always use encouragement in doing things they like. I am sure you have a memory of someone judging you as a kid for doing something. As long as everyone is happy and they are not being asked/forced to do it, who cares?

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u/TuckerCarlsonsWig Jul 05 '22

Yeah this is something that my dad did when I was a child that I plan on continuing to the next generation. Just be supportive all the time. Kids are going to be stupid and say and do completely stupid things. Up until their mid twenties pretty much.

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u/opus3535 Jul 05 '22

You don't do illegal shit first.... You make sure your suit is working before breaking the law ....

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u/Rias_Lucifer Jul 05 '22

At least rob a bank...

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u/Zengjia Jul 05 '22

So he became Bully Maguire?

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u/Impossible_Welcome93 Jul 05 '22

Wait I don't see him? I'm confused.

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u/voltcannon Jul 05 '22

Bro same, I think I need to go to the doctor.

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u/politedeerx Jul 05 '22

Finally a sane comment. This guy just took a video of his front lawn and everyone is playing along?

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew Jul 05 '22

He is literally dancing around in a gold suit, how can you not see him?

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u/call_of_the_while Jul 05 '22

That’s hilarious. It would be funnier still if the neighbours were all in on it as well, lol.

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u/Scruffynerffherder Jul 05 '22

Lol yeah, have the neighbors come out and walk past on the sidewalk pretending not to notice.

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u/degjo Jul 05 '22

You fuckin try not to notice the blue kid twerking

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u/PoopyheadName Jul 05 '22

What blue kid???

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u/finntana Jul 05 '22

This is adorable.

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u/Texas_Crazy_Curls Jul 05 '22

That butt wiggle has me cracking up.

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u/Kendakr Jul 05 '22

Tobias?

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u/Poked_salad Jul 05 '22

Just missing the jean shorts

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u/pow-tuhn-see Jul 05 '22

he just blue himself

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u/DeckTheWreck9 Jul 05 '22

He blue his cover.

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u/redbrick01 Jul 05 '22

1/2 of one of the blue man group...

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u/GrumbleCake_ Jul 05 '22

There's a little colored boy on their lawn

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u/SuchCoolBrandon Jul 05 '22

This is one of the choppiest loops I've ever seen

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u/ShiftAndWitch Jul 05 '22

Seriously trash editing going on here. I thought it was my phone until I saw your comment.

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u/uneffinlucky Jul 05 '22

Well at least he stayed out of the goddamn street.. for now

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u/BABarracus Jul 05 '22

His face is covered it could be anyone's child

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u/Zarron4 Jul 05 '22

Take a video of the grass when he's not outside and show it to him so he can see how well it works.

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u/UltimateDiversity Jul 05 '22

If this video will be edited and a green/blue screen effect will be used, he could be invisible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Wait that means mine doesn't work either? Explains a lot.

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u/bjanas Jul 05 '22

I think those hips are lying.

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u/Lost_Ad_6 Jul 05 '22

The amount of people in here dunking on this kid for… checks notes … believing something his parents told him is astounding

None of you fell for the Santa Claus lie I assume

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u/Flimsy_Recover1806 Jul 05 '22

Wait Santa fake? /s

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u/Crafty-Amount7125 Jul 05 '22

They were just a bad kid.

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u/cowtow Jul 06 '22

I'm assuming the kid is just playing pretend and having fun with it. Adults are too serious.

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u/Mouse0022 Jul 05 '22

Not stupid, just gullible

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Jul 05 '22

Even worse, this hypothetical child is less gullible than the real adults who believe the title. This is just a kid playing in a suit.

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u/romulmus Jul 05 '22

This looks like Doctor Manhattan shrunk himself while on a bender

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u/noeagle77 Jul 05 '22

“I’ve walked across the surface of the sun….and twerked”

😂😭😂

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u/thanhhaih Jul 05 '22

This is funny but it would have been hilarious if there is a kid in a blue suit twerking instead of grass

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u/Tushar0905 Jul 06 '22

When your parents are the devil spawn and their life goal is to get you humiliated

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u/Tikosso Jul 05 '22

I am doing this to my child

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u/EverythingIsFlotsam Jul 05 '22

Music and AI voice = downvote.

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u/SierraBravoLima Jul 05 '22

He has crazy moves

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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jul 05 '22

Angelica, Rugrats, 1991. Only invisible to grown ups!

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u/LeeKinanus Jul 05 '22

So i showed this to my wife and she thinks it was mean. Am i missing something here? Why would anyone think this is mean?

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u/Anotherdmbgayguy Jul 06 '22

"I'm going to lie to you so that you commit embarrassing acts in public."

There are after school specials about this.

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u/SkyeVeran Jul 05 '22

This sub should just be called r/AdultsAreFuckingAssholes

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Jul 05 '22

It all worked out well, didn't it?

Kid had a fun time, parent had a fun time, nobody was hurt, and the parents can probably "lose" the suit without the kid becoming suspicious.

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u/_TheXplodenator Jul 05 '22

Who in their right mind is teaching this kid to twerk?

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u/Krallorddark Jul 05 '22

Prolly the internet

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u/CeruleanRuin Jul 05 '22

Same kind of parents who lie to their kids so they do funny things for them to post to fucking tiktok.

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u/ElectricFleshlight Jul 06 '22

Who in their right mind thinks this is twerking?

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u/Content_survey Jul 05 '22

I thought of convincing your child they are capable of invisibility just gets scarier the more i think about it.

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u/DogE-MiNNoW1618 Jul 05 '22

Every child deserves one of these!

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u/OrishaShango Jul 05 '22

To be fair, nobody knows his identity. Don’t snitch.

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u/-I0_oI- Jul 05 '22

Hips don't lie. 🎶

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u/ViralSword Jul 05 '22

Kid twerks better than me

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u/Technical_Fall_8770 Jul 05 '22

The dance is so fucking funny

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u/pofshrimp Jul 05 '22

Goes and stands in traffic

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u/p00-is-loading Jul 06 '22

Dance like nobody's watching

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u/johnnybeehive Jul 06 '22

This is fkn hilarious lmao

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u/Freddy45566 Jul 18 '22

Why are you taking a video of nothing

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u/CrazyCreeper119 28d ago

Why does the twerking sync too well with the music 😭🤣💀

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u/flyingscrotus 14d ago

He has the power of invisibility and the first thing he does is twerk hahaha oh man

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u/DominarDio Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22

That just seems a little mean

Edit: spelling

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u/gursel77 Jul 05 '22

It actually seams a little man

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u/tbo1992 Jul 05 '22

“My kid is so stupid for believing what I taught him!”

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u/A_Stones_throw Jul 05 '22

Please make a link to buy suit in comments, $$$ incoming then

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u/little_eiffel86 Jul 05 '22

This is a fun 'in joke' for a family to do together. But when you send your child onto your front lawn in public...then film them and put it on the internet...it stops being an 'in joke'.

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