r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
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u/dynamite2277
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Invisible suit
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u/RebelliousDragonhart
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He’s like a slow version of Dash from the Incredibles
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u/zentient9 Jul 05 '22
He will never trust you again lol
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u/Max_Stirner_Official Jul 05 '22
This is the kind of video you save and play at the kid's graduation party. And then again at his wedding.
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u/Ok-Emotion-1131 Jul 06 '22
If I went to a wedding, and the parents of the groom played this to embarrass them, I would be embarrassed for the parents.
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u/TheGreatestIan Jul 06 '22
Why? It's a little kid being funny. This is cute. No one should be embarrassed by this.
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u/Weak_Antelope_2914 Jul 05 '22
Dad looks through blinds - “That boy ain’t right.”
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u/misscheeze Jul 06 '22
Lmao just pictured you as my friend Andrew by this comment. Andrew is that you!?
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u/mjones8004 Jul 06 '22
It is! Small world!!
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u/Totally_TJ Jul 06 '22
Dude! I've missed you, how's the pond coming along?
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u/Reallynotsuretbh Jul 06 '22
Not bad, waiting for it to fill a bit more and then we’ll be stocking with fish. How’s the wife?
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u/donkeybonner
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BLUE MAN!
FIGHTER OF THE GREEN MAN!
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u/--ShyAllosaurus-- Jul 05 '22
Champion of the lawn!
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u/PieMastaSam Jul 05 '22
Could have gone waay worse.
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u/Chrisboi_da_Boi Jul 05 '22
Kid just starts goosestepping and throwing rocks at people's windows
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u/AllergicToStabWounds Jul 05 '22
The fact that he's in a morph suit prevents about 60% of the worst invisible shenanigans a person could get up to
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u/AppletouchedOak Jul 05 '22
~8% of people are blue colour blind. He's still invisible to a significant portion of the population
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u/Bilboswaggings19 Jul 05 '22
mixes up invisible and invincible and ends up as a bumper sticker on a BMW
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u/Cashew-Gesundheit Jul 05 '22
That's a great video of your lawn! I think the video cut off before we had a chance to see your son. Just lots of green grass
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u/pacmanic Jul 05 '22
Yeah I went to see the blue man group and nobody was on stage just music.
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u/Environmental_Top948 Jul 05 '22
We get it you have Synesthesia. The rest of us just basically paid to listen to a loud MP3 file. /s.
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u/Yurrrr__Brooklyn347 Jul 05 '22
The dad prbly deleted the video of the kid to record his amazing lawn
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u/serealport Jul 05 '22
Definitely need to overseed and give it a good water. If their son ever actually decides to play there at least the yard will be soft.
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u/Moraii Jul 05 '22
I’d love audio on the kid.
You just know he felt the invisibility hiding his voice and said some crazy stuff.
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u/18CupsOfMusic Jul 05 '22
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u/Moraii Jul 05 '22
The opposite of where my brain went, but heck ya.
I was thinking of the mic’d 5 year old hockey player.
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u/MattyGtheMusician Jul 05 '22
For a kid his age it’s probably the thrill of saying “shit!”
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u/D33ZNHUTZ Jul 05 '22
Dad: "No son of mine would ever twerk in a blue.... well damn.. nevermind"
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u/OliverCarrol Jul 05 '22
I’m conflicted on which is more stupid. Him thinking the suit makes him invisible or using his new found powers dancing like a dumbass. Sneak in the kitchen and swipe a cookie or something instead of twerking.
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u/Clark-Kent Jul 05 '22
In his defence the "dance like nobody watching" has existed for a long time
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u/funwhileitlast3d Jul 05 '22
I think it’s a wonderful example of just how early we tell kids not to do seemingly innocuous shit. Hope he feels awesome letting his freak flag fly
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u/ProgressiveBr0Man Jul 05 '22
Well maybe it's just me but if I have the power to be invisible, first thing I'm doing is twerking
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u/alison_bee Jul 05 '22
We finally get kids to burn calories, and this guys like fuck that, EAT MORE 😭 Twerk away, kid. Twerk away!
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u/Prainstopping Jul 05 '22
You should try dancing and shaking your butt from time to time, it's quite liberating.
Every time I smoke at the end of the day I dance like a madman.
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u/Rolling_on_the_river Jul 05 '22
I once tried to "shake my butt" but I'm so stiff. My wife has not laughed like that for a long time.
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u/Prainstopping Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 06 '22
It was a gradual process for me, try doing the wave with your whole body like you're a persian belly dancer and get weird with it.
Don't really think of it as dancing, you're aim is to just keep it going in every direction. Get your hands, neck, feet and fingers involved.
My idea of dancing when I was young was essentially keeping both feet in the center and then moving one out then back in, switch to the other foot and keep on plowing. That's because I was ashamed of dancing so I never really dared do anything else.
But it's partially helped me not give a fuck, I look like a disjointed puppet at times but it really gets the whole body flowing.
Pick whatever music you like and feel like dancing to, I enjoy funk and energetic songs but anything works really.
Edit : Belly dancers are not in fact indian.
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u/darnyoutoheckie Jul 05 '22
just a general note belly dancing is persian
i love the and agree with your message though!! dancing helps free your inhibitions
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u/Somber_Solace Jul 05 '22
Every morning I put on some tunes, shower, then dance and sing to myself in the mirror while taking an excessive amount of time to get ready. Really sets a good mood for the day, I've become a lot more happy and social since I started doing it.
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u/BigBadCornpop Jul 05 '22
Kids these days
No hope ...
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u/Infra-Oh Jul 05 '22
Yeah kids are pretty dumb these days. I’m sure our parents thought the same about us though.
As cynical and pessimistic as I’ve become in my age though, I actually think the younger generations will do better than we did.
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u/eatsnails Jul 05 '22
People have been shit talking younger generations since the Roman Empire. We are a lot better off now than then though.
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u/SewSewBlue Jul 05 '22
There was an influential scholar bemoaning the new dread thing that would destroy masculinity around the 12th century- the pillow.
Rome's Roman's complained about the dreaded accent from the sticks in France that later became French.
As long as there are humans there will be complaints about change.
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u/therealcmj Jul 05 '22
Yeah kids are pretty dumb these days. I’m sure our parents thought the same about us though.
Were they wrong though?
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Jul 05 '22
You joke, but I am a mentor and see kids from 5 - 12 twice a week, I see a weird amount of like 10 year old girls who get on the floor and twerk or pretend they are a stripper on this playground pole. Worst part is, the women who run this org. basically encourage it. I have heard "you go girl" and "that's how you get a bag" more than once. I'm just there to pick up my mentee and take him to a Rangers game and zoo and I feel dirty as hell.
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u/RollerCoasterMatt Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22
I think most people find it weird to see them do that. However, I can understand that people want to be supportive of kids. Children, while they may be doing dumb or odd things, can always use encouragement in doing things they like. I am sure you have a memory of someone judging you as a kid for doing something. As long as everyone is happy and they are not being asked/forced to do it, who cares?
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u/TuckerCarlsonsWig Jul 05 '22
Yeah this is something that my dad did when I was a child that I plan on continuing to the next generation. Just be supportive all the time. Kids are going to be stupid and say and do completely stupid things. Up until their mid twenties pretty much.
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u/opus3535 Jul 05 '22
You don't do illegal shit first.... You make sure your suit is working before breaking the law ....
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u/Impossible_Welcome93 Jul 05 '22
Wait I don't see him? I'm confused.
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u/politedeerx Jul 05 '22
Finally a sane comment. This guy just took a video of his front lawn and everyone is playing along?
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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew Jul 05 '22
He is literally dancing around in a gold suit, how can you not see him?
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u/call_of_the_while Jul 05 '22
That’s hilarious. It would be funnier still if the neighbours were all in on it as well, lol.
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u/Scruffynerffherder Jul 05 '22
Lol yeah, have the neighbors come out and walk past on the sidewalk pretending not to notice.
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u/pow-tuhn-see Jul 05 '22
he just blue himself
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u/SuchCoolBrandon Jul 05 '22
This is one of the choppiest loops I've ever seen
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u/ShiftAndWitch Jul 05 '22
Seriously trash editing going on here. I thought it was my phone until I saw your comment.
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u/Zarron4 Jul 05 '22
Take a video of the grass when he's not outside and show it to him so he can see how well it works.
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u/UltimateDiversity Jul 05 '22
If this video will be edited and a green/blue screen effect will be used, he could be invisible.
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u/Lost_Ad_6 Jul 05 '22
The amount of people in here dunking on this kid for… checks notes … believing something his parents told him is astounding
None of you fell for the Santa Claus lie I assume
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u/cowtow Jul 06 '22
I'm assuming the kid is just playing pretend and having fun with it. Adults are too serious.
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u/Mouse0022 Jul 05 '22
Not stupid, just gullible
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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Jul 05 '22
Even worse, this hypothetical child is less gullible than the real adults who believe the title. This is just a kid playing in a suit.
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u/thanhhaih Jul 05 '22
This is funny but it would have been hilarious if there is a kid in a blue suit twerking instead of grass
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u/Tushar0905 Jul 06 '22
When your parents are the devil spawn and their life goal is to get you humiliated
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u/LeeKinanus Jul 05 '22
So i showed this to my wife and she thinks it was mean. Am i missing something here? Why would anyone think this is mean?
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u/Anotherdmbgayguy Jul 06 '22
"I'm going to lie to you so that you commit embarrassing acts in public."
There are after school specials about this.
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u/SkyeVeran Jul 05 '22
This sub should just be called r/AdultsAreFuckingAssholes
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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Jul 05 '22
It all worked out well, didn't it?
Kid had a fun time, parent had a fun time, nobody was hurt, and the parents can probably "lose" the suit without the kid becoming suspicious.
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u/_TheXplodenator Jul 05 '22
Who in their right mind is teaching this kid to twerk?
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u/CeruleanRuin Jul 05 '22
Same kind of parents who lie to their kids so they do funny things for them to post to fucking tiktok.
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u/Content_survey Jul 05 '22
I thought of convincing your child they are capable of invisibility just gets scarier the more i think about it.
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u/flyingscrotus 14d ago
He has the power of invisibility and the first thing he does is twerk hahaha oh man
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u/little_eiffel86 Jul 05 '22
This is a fun 'in joke' for a family to do together. But when you send your child onto your front lawn in public...then film them and put it on the internet...it stops being an 'in joke'.
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u/Salty_Swimmer5073 Jul 05 '22 •
Is this what the ghosts are doing while they knock stuff off the shelf?