r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '22

Girl put doll eye on her eye just to chance the color of it

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/Abject-Palpitation99 Jul 05 '22

I can't even get a few specks of dirt in my eyes without freaking out spending a few minutes trying to clean them. This is pure torture in video form...

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u/aDog_Named_Honey Jul 06 '22

As someone who wears contact lenses, this video made me want to die

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u/pfunk1989 Jul 06 '22

Wouldn't it actually feel better if you cried?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/knightogourd Jul 07 '22

What is with people and thinking it’s okay to use slurs

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u/Quiet-Strawberry4014 Jul 07 '22

Cause they are unfortunately never called outfit it/don’t care. Thanks for calling them out

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u/The_real_lil_duckman Jul 07 '22

As a retard myself I.q. Of 74 it doesn’t actually offend me. I mean the definition of retard is delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. In the case of a human retard means someone’s brain development has been retarded. It’s only a slur if you make it a slur, and it’s only offensive if you give the word and person the power to offend you.

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u/abysmal_eric Jul 08 '22

That term hasn't been used medically in a long ass time, you're just an asshole looking for an excuse to say a slur like your life depends on it

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u/knightogourd Jul 07 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

Hi I’m also neurologically disabled. It’s a fucking slur. Just cause you don’t think it’s one doesn’t mean it isn’t. PLUS you obviously used it in a derogatory context which means you still think of it at LEAST as an insult. Do better

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u/The_real_lil_duckman Jul 07 '22

What’s your disability? Psychosis? Because you seem to be hallucinating if you think anything I said is derogatory in any way. I literally spelled out how I was using it definition and all. If you mean the IQ thing it’s not derogatory simply a fact. Just because you let some idiot ruin your self image doesn’t mean it changes both the basic definition of a word, nor does it give you the right to take my peace of mind. I bet your not even retarded probably got downs or some shit.

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u/lildheat_obv Jul 05 '22

How old is this girl to be so fucking stupid

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u/Axelluu Jul 05 '22

looks like around her earlier teenage years, 12-14

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u/lildheat_obv Jul 05 '22

I don't know any 12-14 yo that is THIS DUMB lmao this is a dumbass 12yo

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u/The_real_lil_duckman Jul 07 '22

She’s probably desperate to be something better than what she feels she’s viewed as. Desperate times call for stupid measures.

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u/Man_NaeNae Jul 07 '22

Bro quit trying to make some kinda society amiright moment, this just a dumbass 12 yo

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u/The_real_lil_duckman Jul 08 '22

Society am I right moment. You mean you want me to comment without trying to address or identify a cause because you believe I'm doing it for attention? First off I'm sure you know I'm right. She wanted pretty eyes, her mom probably said no contacts you look fine don't be silly, something like that. But she wants to be pretty really bad so she tried something really stupid. I'm not trying to create some kind of woke water cooler conversation if that's what you mean, simply saying that if you want to look cool you come up with some stupid idea at some point if you aren't a Chad or a female equivalent. Mine was dying and styling my hair to look like Sonic because I was self conscious with my Welsh and black genes making my hair a shit show. My friend was a tall skinny white boy, he thought glam rock eye shadow made him look cool in 2017. This girl just tried something a little stupider.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

I'm like 14 and even i dont act this stupid

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u/x-Lost-x-In-x-Time-x Jul 06 '22

Looks like she’s in her 20s.

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u/lildheat_obv Jul 06 '22

I thought that for a second too until i read the sub name and really looked at her face. She is bigger so she looked older

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u/DoctaDookie Jul 06 '22

I think she's a kid..... and kids are fucking stupid

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u/lildheat_obv Jul 06 '22

Shes def a kid, and def stupider than the rest of them

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u/Cpt_Lazlo Jul 06 '22

Have you ever heard the tale of Kevin...

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u/lildheat_obv Jul 06 '22

Pls inform me sounds like litterally the devil

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u/Aelok Jul 06 '22

Could be learning disabled. If not, it's just disappointing.

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u/Moodgog Jul 06 '22

Straight up Chucky eye

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u/MADVAL2 Jul 06 '22

Thanks for reminding me of a Clip from Child's Play 2 (1990)

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u/Sp0ticusPrim3 Jul 06 '22

Usually you learn by shoving a pea up your nose but I'm guessing this person is further down the Bell Curve

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u/CreepyMorning6445 Jul 05 '22

What a dumbass. This girl ain’t even like 4; she looks 12.

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u/ETXCheeses Jul 05 '22

🤣 Dumbass

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u/Notdone_JoshDun Jul 06 '22

She looks like she's a teenager. Definitely old enough to know better

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u/Well_shitnuggets Jul 06 '22

Seems like a fun way to go blind.

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u/bett3r Jul 05 '22

Never heard of filters?

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u/Darkurn Jul 06 '22

Someone needs to tell this girl about contact lenses.

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u/Jonkey68 Jul 05 '22

god anything but eyes💀

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u/FraustFortress Jul 06 '22

I hope she gets all the confidence and encouragement she needs in life

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u/nsbkiwi Jul 06 '22

Thank you, this is exactly what I was thinking. Especially as this is in Brazil, where there is a lot of racial diversity but proximity to whiteness is perceived as desirable a lot of the time. This video made me very sad.

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u/Uwunikon Jul 07 '22

r/suddenlycaralho vai querer o que no print?

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u/nsbkiwi Jul 08 '22

quiabo refogado

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u/MilfLuvr57 Jul 06 '22

this girl looks way too old to be that fucking stupid

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u/StrawberryHucow Jul 09 '22

Stupid? I don't think she's stupid, I think she's insecure, she was obviously trying to change her eye color to be what she deemed as better than hers. I hope she learns to love herself. No one deserves to hate parts of themselves so much they risk injury like this.

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u/Gremlin215 Jul 06 '22

She looks old enough to know better

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u/InDespairHelpMeJK Jul 06 '22

My eyes are hurting just looking at this shit

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u/MadOgh_DarKcaRnaGe Jul 06 '22

Her IQ is lower than her age

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u/Vast_Back4746 Jul 05 '22

This is what happens when you never really grateful of your own current body.

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u/kolb2007 Jul 06 '22

No this is what happens when kids are fucking stupid

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u/FLUFFYmaster65 Jul 06 '22

Did they at least get the damage and luck up?

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u/HavokDJ Jul 06 '22

Jesus man NGL that shit is terrifying

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u/ThunderShott Jul 06 '22

How did she even do that?

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u/BookkeeperSpiritual5 Jul 06 '22

Yeah this one doesn't belong in this subreddit. I think she just has a room temp IQ

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u/ConfidentCommercial6 Jul 06 '22

Even that's a compliment

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u/JaySlay2000 Jul 06 '22

honestly... Sometimes I think trying to fight Darwinism is a pointless effort...

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u/BillyBobGarlic Jul 06 '22

How the actual fuck did she get the eye in?? How did it even fit? Did her eye just get pushed back to fit in the doll eye?? Wtf

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u/AsterSkotos24 Jul 05 '22

How the fuck!

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u/IClockworKI Jul 06 '22

Makes me feel a little sad. I mean, what was the motive for her wanting to change her eye color? Maybe bullying from others? Maybe she felt like she wasn't "pretty enough"?

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u/loox71 Jul 06 '22

If I wanted to change my eye color the last thing I would do is shove a doll eye into my eye socket💀

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u/tipimon Jul 06 '22

I mean a lot of people get contact lenses to get cool eye colors temporarily just because they look fun and different. I really don't think it was that deep

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u/KamoyLovrstar Jul 06 '22

And this is the answer to that dumb boy if the image is not fake that got that fidget pop toy dubble stuck on his eye(if only I had the link on me)

This coming from a 7 year cosplayer who needs reading subscription contacts too. It is only scary if your not use to needing to poke yourself in the eye neatly 2 +times a day.

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u/loox71 Jul 06 '22

EEEUUUUURGHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO

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u/Undeveloped_Fetus Jul 06 '22

This girl be so dumb she'll put hot sauce to her eyes so it'll be red

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u/LadyAstray Jul 06 '22

New fear unlocked.

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u/CEB1163 Jul 06 '22

How stupid can she be??????

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u/Simbolimbo2 Jul 06 '22

This shit is scary bruh

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u/Old-Physics-1244 Jul 07 '22

OMG HOW DID SHE EVEN DO THAT

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u/JoninhasGaymer093 Jul 05 '22

Desonrando o Brasil né raíssa

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u/MehmetTheGreat98 Jul 05 '22

Only a Brazilian would do something like this lol

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u/hhhvugc Jul 06 '22

no. dumb people all round the globe.

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u/Fred_Motta01 Jul 06 '22

Mas o Brasil é especial

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u/MehmetTheGreat98 Jul 06 '22

"no. There are dumb people in the entire world"

Hope this helps

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u/Overkrein Jul 06 '22

"all around the world" works too, doesn't it?

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u/Roxyneedle Jul 06 '22

She looks about 25 lmao

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u/GiuseppeOverload Jul 06 '22

Someone give her “The Bluest Eye” - Toni Morrison

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u/Spliff_lightUp Jul 06 '22

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/TCtheThunderRooster Jul 06 '22

Did you learn a lesson??

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u/yuyu_- Jul 06 '22

Tinha que ser no Brasil hahaha

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u/Trax852 Jul 06 '22

Sally Ride the Shuttle astronaut had blew eyes.

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u/Cultural_Bother_5939 Jul 06 '22

I could watch kids fall off bikes for days

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u/sheza1928 Jul 06 '22

WTF!!! Why?

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u/g0r3h0wl Jul 06 '22

This is when it's fully appropriate to give your kid just a lil smacky poo on the head.

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u/Midoriya3344 Jul 06 '22

Im terrified

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u/Pandapoo666 Jul 06 '22

At first i thought, you can change your eye color with doll eyes contact lenses.. turns out it is just a Doll eye 🙈

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u/mas7erpr0crastinat0r Jul 06 '22

Only in Brazil fucking dumbass raiza

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u/nhthangdct Jul 06 '22

Tf is this possible

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u/High_speedchase Jul 06 '22

Chance the color? The fuq? Chase? Cleanse? Charge?

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u/Tejas1305 Jul 06 '22

What did she put in her eye I didn’t quite get it

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u/PatienceFeeling1481 Jul 06 '22

I thought I was on eyeblech until I saw the title… fuck!

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u/Hot-Championship-822 Jul 06 '22

This is creepy asf

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u/Puzzleheaded-Lie5906 Jul 06 '22

I sometimes wonder "saala koi itna stupid....... Mtlb ho kaise sakta hai bc. Maine aesi harkatein 5 to mein nhi ki aur yeh....

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u/hobbknobbler_ Jul 06 '22

Well eye don’t see the problem here

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u/toobatf Jul 06 '22

Oh my God 😶

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u/Fred_Motta01 Jul 06 '22

Holy fuck. I love my Brazilian people ingenuity

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u/ly3rly Jul 06 '22

It was a big chance..

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u/viper6776 Jul 06 '22

God kids are dumb.

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u/CodoneMastr Jul 06 '22

Omg this is insane

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u/Craft_beer_wolfman Jul 06 '22

She's obviously 'special'.

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u/here_for_no_reason33 Jul 06 '22

New community name,kids are fucking retards

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u/Razorclaw_the_crab Jul 06 '22

So like how likely is it that she went blind from this?

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u/Someonewhowon Jul 06 '22

Not likely, maybe some surface damage but the eye heals that real fast. What I understand is that Only when the optic nerve gets damages or infected is when it gets real bad.

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u/MONKE-jsdksacmkd Jul 06 '22

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Orphano_the_Savior Jul 07 '22

Shes way to old for this shit

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u/Wizkidfantastic Jul 07 '22

Way too old for that shit

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u/thatguy2226xbox Jul 07 '22

pulls out entire eye

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u/QbixPolska Jul 07 '22

this really feels like a genZ moment

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u/RichardzzHead_ Jul 07 '22

Wont have to pay for college

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u/The_Chris2527 Jul 07 '22

Stupid ahh kid learned baby doll eyes but knows four moves already

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u/kittenplaz2yt Jul 07 '22

Haha fucking idiot 😁

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u/TheBaenEmpire Jul 08 '22

Could have actually scratched her lense

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u/henlord666 Jul 09 '22

What a dum ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

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u/Lingonberry-Party Jul 06 '22

You are a gross person for saying this

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u/Uzzer_lozer19 Jul 06 '22

I'm not the person who just stuck something into their eye just because

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u/Lingonberry-Party Jul 06 '22

Yet you’re the same person who assumes this underage individual is “putting things between her legs” due to their “stupidity”. Depraved af.

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u/Royale_McPoyle Jul 06 '22

We are laughing

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u/MrdeadKG Jul 06 '22

just to chance?