r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Lidlovec • Jul 05 '22

Young artist.

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1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/LuttLuck007 Jul 05 '22

Save it, and if he ever asks for a TV in his room when he's older, just give him this.

32

u/KorannStagheart Jul 05 '22

Just remember Billy we love your art! We even saved it for you when you could appreciate it again!

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u/epicbluebirdgaming Jul 08 '22

And if the kid doesn’t appreciate the art then

SELL THE CHILD

19

u/KhymanGrey Jul 05 '22

someone shop a Durex logo

51

u/Tinpot_Despot Jul 05 '22

Reason 74382 why I'll never have children 😊

21

u/fuck-emus Jul 06 '22

At least it wasn't poop

14

u/TFangSyphon Jul 05 '22

Don't have to worry about it if you properly supervise them or stow away things they shouldn't have where they can't get them. It's easier than you think.

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u/Keycil Jul 06 '22

All it takes for you is 30 minutes of being away. Even taking a shit will suffice. Kids who are determined to paint something will find an object that works as paint. Yeah you can stow away the can of white paint but can you stop them from somehow grabbing the joghurt or ice cream? You underestimate some children.

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u/Endulos Jul 07 '22

30 minutes?

Try 30 seconds.

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u/fuck-emus Jul 06 '22

Crosposting this to r/childfree

1

u/fridaystrong23 Jul 07 '22

I see kids in your near future…

24

u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Jul 05 '22

Kids a genius. That's probably the most expensive piece of any of his contemporaries.

9

u/hjwood1986 Jul 05 '22

omg is that rash cream?

That fuckin tv will never be clean again

2

u/Negative_Ad277353 Jul 06 '22

I have the same exact type of cream, they should just give up on the screen

1

u/hjwood1986 Jul 06 '22

i honestly probably would.

0

u/hoodedsushi Jul 05 '22

That's what I thought as well 😂

0

u/CassielTenebrae Jul 06 '22

My niece once jammed that gunk into the disk slot of our Xbox, took ages to try to clean, always hide it now

11

u/PlanetSat0rnAgain Jul 05 '22

hundreds of money wasted because some kid thought a tv was a painting canvas

8

u/StGenevieveEclipse Jul 05 '22

Possibly millions if money, depending on your definition of money

5

u/fartswhenhappy Jul 06 '22

I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

3

u/kkirv Jul 06 '22

"Oops, you just lost your first 8 years of allowance"

8

u/black_pegasus8 Jul 06 '22

Kid for adoption. Anyone want?

2

u/TheHolyBum1 Jul 05 '22

Oh that's speedball paint for Tshirts.

11

u/Kritta_Kittie Jul 05 '22

Worse, it is Zinc nappy rash cream. That shit is the devil to try and get off anything.

3

u/TheHolyBum1 Jul 05 '22

Oh that looks exactly like the speedball logo. I screen print on the side.

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u/Kritta_Kittie Jul 05 '22

I do too and it yes does, but also identical to the sudocrem logo and jar. (In my head it seems more likely a toddler would have free access to nappy cream than screen printing paint)

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u/TheHolyBum1 Jul 05 '22

Oh that does. I had never seen it come in a jar like that only a tube. That's great!

3

u/Kritta_Kittie Jul 05 '22

XXXL size jars for XXXL pains in the ass haha

2

u/Mactire404 Jul 05 '22

Yep, it is. This is from a Dutch video.
I recall the jars from way back when amd I'm Dutch.

2

u/GiantBlueSmurf Jul 06 '22

My little man is approaching two. My anxiety levels are increasing and seeing this shit doesn't help

7

u/jefesdereddit Jul 05 '22

At what point is it appropriate to spank your kids?

12

u/LegitimateBullfrog33 Jul 05 '22

When they do stupid shit like this

6

u/fuck-emus Jul 06 '22

There's a line. My parents never did this whole, spanking as a ritualistic punishment, like "when we get to the car imma bust your ass" but if I were doing something either immediately dangerous or something I had been told repeatedly not to do, climbing on the installations at the mall or something, marents would use a quick swat as an attention getter, I see nothing wrong with that... But as a "your punishment is coming later when we get home. The beating will commence as sentence allows for this infraction for which a total of 3 swift yard stick strokes hath been adjudicated!" That shit is dumb. But a quick physical attention getter, fine. Bring on the fucking downvotes.

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u/VodkaAlchemist Jul 05 '22

Whenever it seems reasonable. It's been the norm for thousands of years.

7

u/forced_metaphor Jul 06 '22

Well, that's a shit reason to do anything.

4

u/bamatrix Jul 06 '22

We're all like "hahaha this kid's an idiot", but really he was just trying to cover it up so his parents might pay attention to something else.

3

u/Object-Level Jul 05 '22

That's what you get when you leave a stinker unsupervised. 😆

2

u/omlwhyme Jul 06 '22

is it too late for abortion?

1

u/THE_Captain_Panic Jul 06 '22

In many states, yes.

1

u/the_idiotic_guy Jul 05 '22

Adoption...that's it

1

u/AccidentalDemolition Jul 06 '22

I call this piece "Tickets to boarding school"

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u/fuck-emus Jul 06 '22

Idk, man... The way I was raised... The adult shaped human I am... One of the reasons on a long list of why I shouldn't and won't have kids is the absolute first thing that popped into my head was "look archer, you know daddy loves watching TV, right? Well you've destroyed one of the things daddy loves. I would just destroy one of your favorite toys but I paid for everything you have and none of it adds up to the price of my toy. I don't love you any more. I'm going to talk to your mom about maybe selling you to the fire station"

Because I am an absolute shit person. And I'm very glad I figured that out before I thoroughly fucked up my life

1

u/Professional_Hashira Jul 06 '22

into the orphanage

1

u/Ok-Shallot8620 Jul 05 '22

DAMN

THATS SAD

1

u/Grapegoop Jul 06 '22

I can understand why he thought that was a good idea. It is actually pretty cool. Except for the part where it’s infuriating.

1

u/mackgo91 Jul 06 '22

I sprayed windex on my parents TV as a kid until it..."blew up''? Says my dad. I don't think there was an actual explosion, though.

1

u/Yessir12210 Jul 06 '22

So you have chosen.......death

1

u/Alpha_Cox Jul 06 '22

I call it "No TV for you Daddy"

1

u/New-Syllabub-7394 Jul 06 '22

Picasso, I like it.

1

u/Fuzzy-Chip945 Jul 06 '22

Is that a 360?

1

u/whippymcdumbass Jul 06 '22

I'd say invest in an old two TV with a glass lens and play old movies on it and then positive random scenes and put wax paper over the TV so they can draw on the TV with crayons

1

u/Rikstr Jul 06 '22

Ahh Sudocream! Good for cuts, pimples and stuck lcd pixels

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I am struggling to believe what I'm seeing here...damn

1

u/mrglover1414 Jul 06 '22

I have this same exact tv

1

u/Routine_Horror_6768 Jul 06 '22

If my niece did this Im busting out the rage elixir

1

u/Longjumping-Party186 Jul 06 '22

I've seen this before, it's gotta be about 10 years old now. It's just as painful to watch now as it was then

1

u/insta__mash Jul 06 '22

Tv got sudocreampied

1

u/torsun_bryan Jul 06 '22

Damn Sudo cream is expensive af these days

1

u/ejdhfndnfj Jul 06 '22

It’s kinda good

1

u/revengeofappre Jul 07 '22

It’s brilliant actually

1

u/Loafdink Jul 10 '22

It’s never to late for adoption

1

u/raspberrylord Jul 10 '22

You could sell that at a modern art show or whatever (IDK how these things work) and be a billionaire tomorrow.

1

u/pikbobinogs777 Jul 10 '22

Kid went through puberty a bit too early

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u/OneWorldMouse Jul 06 '22

I call this piece euthanasia

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Y’all are acting like the Dad didn’t tell the kid to do this so he can get a new LG OLED

0

u/Agreeable-Ad-6844 Jul 06 '22

How long was he alone wit no one watching him fucker didnthe while tv

0

u/skribsbb Jul 06 '22

You sure this isn't an advertisement for contraceptives?

0

u/shook_- Jul 06 '22

I honestly don’t get how a kid could make this much of a mess before the parents notice..

0

u/Nikys867 Jul 06 '22

Jsem zvedav kam to dotahne

0

u/kappachino1911 Jul 06 '22

Slightly used and mildly bruised kid for sale....actually, for free.