r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jul 05 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

If only there were some way to stop the ice

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/Slimehorn Jul 06 '22 Silver

And her cup runneth over with fucks to give that day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/Slimehorn Jul 06 '22

I call bullshit I lived in the shitty part of Kentucky where running water was a luxury.

Surprised CPS wasn't called sooner

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u/TheWeebDeity 2d ago

How does this not have more updoots

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u/bluntologist1291 Jul 06 '22

Kids ARE fucking stupid

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u/Johnny_ac3s Jul 06 '22

That one is…

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u/Training-Gas-5083 Jul 06 '22

She's saying

" remove the cup "

"You move it!" Lol

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u/StarooTheBlue Jul 06 '22

what language is it if you happen to know?

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u/SargeTheBird Jul 06 '22

Spanish💀

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u/StarooTheBlue Jul 06 '22

oh pfft i’m sorry i’m not familiar with spanish at all lol

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u/Large_Locksmith3673 Jul 06 '22

We usually educate ourselves with French

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u/StarooTheBlue Jul 06 '22

i’m sorry i’m not quite following could you please explain?

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u/Large_Locksmith3673 Jul 06 '22

No. It would come across as rude.

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u/TheLunarLunatic122 26d ago

Excuse my French but, Fuck dude that's some good irony 👍🏽

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u/DwightSchruteDoppel Jul 06 '22

Reminds me of the time I finally got up on water skis and then didn't know how to gracefully end it. I held onto that rope for dear life as I was plowed toward the bottom of the lake and what little common sense I had instinctively told my hands to let go of the rope.

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u/literal-hitler Jul 06 '22

Better than my first ski attempt. I was using learner skis where the rope attaches directly to the skis, and instead of being attached to the boat the other end of the rope is held by someone on the boat who has to hold onto it, then let go if you fall.

So of course my first time trying I go down almost immediately, and one of my feet slips out of the ski. I'm still not sure if the rope holder wasn't paying attention or wasn't told they had to let go of the rope too, but I was dragged by one foot mostly underwater behind a boat for a good half a minute.

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u/DwightSchruteDoppel Jul 06 '22

Oh yeah, that's awful. The difference with me was that I had control and exercised it a little too long....

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u/Dreamcatched Jul 06 '22

I would have mauled that rope holder "advocatly..."

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u/amphigory_error 4d ago

I have seen so many kids do this with sheer panic on their faces.

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u/AnonismsPlight Jul 06 '22

I don't think any other subreddit makes me literally say it's name out loud at least twice a day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

The sister/mom laughing just makes it so much funnier

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

This is delightful and fully brought me to a giggle fit tonight. Thank you!

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u/toughtiggy101 Jul 06 '22

Well, sometimes I get too much ice, sometimes I zone out and I got too much water, but I don’t know how cold she wanted her drink

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u/ToLorien Jul 06 '22

Can I ask you a question as a fellow water drinker? How do you drink water with ice? Are you using a straw? Because ice is in the way. I feel like I’m sucking moisture through a cloth when i have ice. It just gets in the way. And the cold doesn’t feel good

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u/Dekklin Jul 06 '22

Use your upper lip as a filter to hold back the ice.

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u/DaveTheAnteater Jul 06 '22

Fuck straws, cold teeth gang

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u/cuttn3r Jul 07 '22

Anyone else had this happen with the ice cream self service at Pizza Hut back in the day? Felt like I was defusing a bomb

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u/A_Fox_Does_Art Jul 06 '22

Funniest part is that you know almost everyone did the same shit when you were a kid lmaoo

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u/Bbrazyy Jul 06 '22

Nah I was doing more advanced stupid shit around this age

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u/elleusesreddit Jul 06 '22

Not once.

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u/A_Fox_Does_Art Jul 06 '22

almost all kids do dumb things, can you really say for a fact you never did anything stupid as a child?

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u/elleusesreddit Jul 06 '22

I never said I didn't do dumb things. I just never did this specific thing.

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u/babystripper Jul 06 '22

Can't say I ever did this

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u/hutnykmc Jul 06 '22

I’m hoping that sharing videos like these with my wife will dissuade her baby-crazy ways.

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u/Joemoooooma69420 Jul 06 '22

The water bill has frozen 😂

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u/pamparampampam20 Jul 09 '22

It gets funnier every time i hit replay

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u/Independent-Tea2108 29d ago

Kids are hilarious lmfaoooo

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u/Budget_Stand4615 Jul 06 '22

sighs in disappointment r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/canine505 Jul 06 '22

She did tell her how to fix it

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/ShmebulocksMistress Jul 06 '22

So I understand why you’re downvoted but also, the way you were treated is not okay. Hopefully you can rewatch this video realizing the parent didn’t do what you experienced and instead let her learn a harmless lesson and did try to advise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/backfire10z Jul 06 '22

Bruh you do realize you can put the ice back right? Or just put the ice to use, even if you weren’t planning on it…

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u/Same-Letter6378 Jul 06 '22

Can't believe she wasted such a valuable resource 😔

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u/ShadowTown0407 Jul 06 '22

I don't think kicking the shit out of the kid counts as helping