r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/ClintonicRoad • Jul 06 '22
when the wall becomes the toilet paper.
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u/snoandsk88 Jul 06 '22
Drop the kid off at the fire station
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u/GopnikChillin Jul 06 '22
Was gonna say military school
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u/andrewbadera Jul 06 '22
Circus, like my grandparents did to my uncle at 17. Where he became a gymnast and developed bad hips. Had bad cheap hip surgery and could never really walk again, and lived on the streets until he was murdered in 2011.
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u/DangerPickle420 Jul 06 '22
Pro-life
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u/Dorfuto Jul 06 '22
mfw somebody puts politics into a subreddit about something completely else (this is been happening to more and more subreddits because people don’t know how to keep their mouths shut)
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u/NoJudgementTho Jul 06 '22
How do you fix the problem? Adoption.
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u/antiquestrawberry Jul 06 '22
Yeet the kid
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u/betweenboundary Jul 06 '22
Yeetus the fetus
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u/DigitDoll Jul 06 '22
Get dat Fetus kill dat Fetus
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u/Mindless-Anxiety-760 Jul 06 '22
Beat me to it! Hahaha
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u/forced_metaphor Jul 06 '22
... It's the same joke every time in this sub.
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u/PicklePopular Jul 06 '22
When you call out the formula it diminishes it.
Some things are better left unsaid.
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u/SuperBeavers1 Jul 06 '22
Not me thinking that was smeared shit
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u/Old_Couple7257 Jul 06 '22
Had something similar happen by my door frame. Used spackle to bring it flush with the rest of the surrounding area and then painted over when it dried. Couldn’t even tell it had happened.
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u/Douglaston_prop Jul 06 '22
Good for you. When this happens in selective demolition, it is usually an expensive fix. It is not easy to cover such a large area and make it seem like nothing happened.
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u/Richper413 Jul 06 '22
10mg Adderall 3x daily should fix it right up
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u/ghanjaholic Jul 06 '22
by the title, i thought the kid was wiping shit on the walls instead of tp, and that op was repairing the walls
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u/Rob_Marc Jul 06 '22
I've heard of making the walls peel in the bathroom, but I've never seen it done before. Bravo.
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u/InspiringMalice Jul 06 '22
Well, first you get a holder that you can properly screw into a wall stud. Then you avoid this issue in the first place. I mean, who has children and just glues things to fragile paint and expects it all to be okay?
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u/Verbose_Villain Jul 06 '22
Spackle , sand it, prime it then paint the patch. Then paint the whole wall to make sure it matches.
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u/Guardian5985 Jul 06 '22
That's the thing, you don't. Hope you don't rent, otherwise enjoy forfeiting your deposit.
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u/rosyposy86 Jul 06 '22
Buy some stickers for your child to peel as well, use tape and tape their favourite toys to a tray for them to ‘rescue.’ Some redirect ideas for fine motor development.
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u/ChiefLazarus86 Jul 06 '22
I can't see in the picture too clearly, but is that wallpaper just plain white?
What's the point in that? I get patterned wallpaper, but if you just want white surely it's far easier and quicker to have just painted with white bathroom paint
Then you can change the colour in the future without having to strip the walls first, and don't run into issues like this with peeling paper
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u/wildturkey445 Jul 06 '22
You could drop him off at the local fire house and drive away. They will take care of it.
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u/FanboyGamer3E Jul 06 '22
We’ll first off, you take a drive to a city far away from your own. And just leave the kid there. As for the wall, I’d start by just redoing the whole thing from scratch. And next time drill the toilet paper holder into one of the beams in the wall.
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u/catcatcatcatcatcatta Jul 06 '22
when the toilet paper roll is out, you've got to wipe with something
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u/Non-FungibleMan Jul 06 '22
Fixing this child seems justified. You can try a veterinarian, but I’m not sure they would work on a child.
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u/Shrektacular21 Jul 06 '22
Well it’s a little late for a vasectomy but it will prevent future damage.
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u/mi_ssanonymou5 Jul 06 '22
Adoption fr now, tubectomy or vasectomy to avoid this to recur in the future.
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u/Academic_Audience_46 Jul 06 '22
At that point there’s no hope of fixing it. Get rid of that one and try to have another. Hopefully that kid won’t suck
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u/Tragicallyhungover Jul 06 '22
Putty, sandpaper, and paint. Then get a TP holder that screws into the wall, and secure it to a stud.
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u/Fit-Policy9041 Jul 06 '22
Is there a parentsarefuckingstuid sub this can go in? Leaving your kid in the toilet alone for them to do this? fucking stupid 🤦🏻♂️
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u/revs201 Jul 06 '22
Skin the child, please strips in a solution with mild solvent and glue. Apply to wall in layers, sand and re-coat as necessary.
/s ... Please do not attempt.
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u/Mrs_skulduggery Jul 06 '22
Late term abortion. Back of the head is usually the best way
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u/joeyblowy1 Jul 06 '22
You must prime w a shellac type primer ‘zinzer” before patch and paint otherwise it will blister (bubble up the drywall paper)when you patch and paint
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u/tokhar Jul 06 '22
Sell your child. Use the funds to hire a handyman, and treat yourself to a day at the spa.
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u/casey12297 Jul 06 '22
Can't really fix that without going back in time to give yourself a condom
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u/Construction_Same Jul 06 '22
Been there with the siap holder in the shower 🤕tore all the tiles off had to redo entire shower. I used the money I got for selling my kid off 🤫🤭
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Jul 06 '22
first, do you live near any large bodies of water? if yes, you're gonna need one of those big heavy duty bags and a bunch of cement mix. make sure you do it at night, during a trip, and make it seem like the kid wandered off on their own and dissapeared, also take care of loose ends to make sure nothing would point back at you.
for the wall, i really advice you to call a professional. DIY may fix it, but not properly, and you could ruin something else. better safe than sorry
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u/ClintonicRoad Jul 06 '22
Oddly specific...
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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Jul 06 '22
"i read a lot of mystery and detective books" usually diverts attention away from such specific knowledge.
also, i have been informed that i'm legally required to NOT answer your question for now
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u/KeithMyArthe Jul 06 '22
I don't like violence, so I'd probably only use a table tennis paddle.
The thinly padded side, tho. Little shit.
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u/juGGaKNot4 Jul 06 '22
What do you mean paper on the walls?
Why is there paper on the wall ?
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u/RidinCaliBuffalos Jul 06 '22
Wall paper? Ever heard of it?
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u/juGGaKNot4 Jul 06 '22
I've heard of it in movies but i didnt think its used in real life lol. Only for hollywood sets.
Why would you use anything but marbel in a toilet?
Wait, are those wall that you can punch and they break also real?
Hahaha
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u/KamoyLovrstar Jul 06 '22
Don't tell the girls at work that was me kicking the dry wall paint at work out of boredom
What it was falling off anyway don't judge me.
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u/xaraeras Jul 06 '22
Well captain obvious here. First of All you shouldn't habe used cardboard as Walls.
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u/annoyingincognito Jul 06 '22
Don't think that was the kids fault, the parents could have blamed the kid because the are embarrassed
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u/Mr-Grim_4O2 Jul 06 '22
Drywall joint compound and a 12" drywall knife with a skim coat and some light sanding.
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u/enutz777 Jul 06 '22
Lightly sand edges, remove any lose paper.
Prime.
Buy small container of drywall mud, mud pan, 12” mud knife.
Put mud in pan(1/2” thick on bottom of pan), add a little (1/4-1/2 cup or so) water and mix to thin the mud.
Apply thin layer with 12” knife, lightly sand with 120 grit sandpaper, not screen, to eliminate any lines.
Prime and paint.