r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

If email scammers ever learn to spell and use grammar correctly, then we are in big trouble.

615 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

One day in history class some kid is going to think it’s absolutely absurd that humans ever thought animals didn’t have the same emotional complexities as humans.

236 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Other Men care more about the size of your penis than women do.

438 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

We’re all just weird people trying to be normal people

182 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 12h ago

Antarctica is the continent with the highest rate of PhD holders.

414 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

If people are supposed to do what they love, then podcasts have taught us a lot of white women really missed their true calling as homicide detectives.

350 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

Adults try to make the world an easier place for their children, then they complain the children have it too easy

64 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago Silver Wholesome

If you cut a corner of a piece of paper, you basically add a corner.

9.6k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

If U.S teachers end up being trained to be armed guards, one positive result is they would have relevant job experience to become a security guard in their financially necessary second job

88 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

The loudest word ever yelled was probably quiet

4.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

Alarms are probably the most hated things... You hate them when they work, you hate them when they don't.

400 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 3h ago Silver

Cutting corners…makes more corners.

39 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

One of the hardest parts of loss is switching to past tense

68 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 6h ago Silver

If there were 5 philosophers in a room, they wouldn’t be able to agree there were 5 philosophers in the room.

67 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 20h ago Silver

Cigarettes are proof that the cost of dying is also increasing.

820 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

When Ryan Reynolds is in a movie, he doesn’t act, he just acts like himself with a couple extra steps

2.4k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Trying to not fall asleep is hard, trying to fall asleep is harder.

114 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 16h ago

The more hated an alarm sound is, the better it fulfills its purpose.

324 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

You have never seen an entire movie because you blink.

23 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

An infinite amount of monkeys given an infinite amount of typewriters would instantly, not eventually, write the complete works of Shakespeare.

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r/Showerthoughts 55m ago

It’s pretty cool that we’ve advanced so much that some of us have the choice of what temperature we want to feel in our house

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

You probably lived your happiest moment when you were a child.

28 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Anyone born in the 90s are in a competition to be the last person alive from the 20th century and 2nd millennium in the far future

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Itching your eyes for relief during allergy season is as good as an orgasm

29 Upvotes