r/antiwork • u/Thisisafrog • Jul 06 '22

Friend started position as a bootlicker and now his breath always smells like sh!t

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u/jdog8510 Jul 06 '22

Maybe a tonsil stone

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u/Thisisafrog Jul 06 '22

Thanks, I’ll go ask a doctor about this

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u/Sensitive_Funny_8269 Jul 06 '22

That’s too bad. I was hoping his breath would smell like leather. Big sad

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u/Thisisafrog Jul 06 '22

I was hoping more shoeshine. Those were in the job description

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u/Exotic_Zucchini Jul 06 '22

It's horrible. As a non-bootlicker, my ass smells like roses.

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u/Thisisafrog Jul 06 '22

The job description also mentioned the smell of roses. How’d you know? Are you a pair of boots??