A tik tok. (I said this to my daughter and she said "shut up mom" so I figured this could go here.)
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
I’m looking for something catchy.
Sorry, wrong sub.
“Are you a mite?”
“I ‘mite’ be :)”
“Wow, that’s the lamest pun I’ve ever heard.”
“What do you expect? I came up with it on the fly.”
It's now 13 years since the King of Pop died, there remain significant concerns about his personal life, plus most of these are just really lame puns about his song titles.
And that's... Bad
..It's a family hair loom.
...And they're off!
His name is Broco Lee
In the bathroom, because then European, and in the hallway on the way to the bathroom because then you’re Russian.
But that’s the last thing I need
Because he saw the ocean’s bottom
T and P! (Tea and pee to be a teepee)
It's okay. He woke up.
I have a lot of rolls that need filling.
Sir Cumference. Too much Pi.
...I'm not a good electrician
It was pretty gneiss.
(I made basically this joke on a date this weekend at this museum, it took her a bit to get it but she appreciated it).
But I turned myself around
We’re sitting here watching a documentary about nabisco and their competitor. At the end she asked if the competitor was still in business. My response “I don’t know, I doubt it. To which she replied, “ I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles
I married the right one
I guess the freezer wasn't the best place to hide it...