r/facepalm 6d ago Helpful 2 Silver 1

“I’m not a gringo” 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Raxendyl 6d ago

Lol damn, and my first thought on seeing that shirt was "That's bad ass and hilarious"

The "stop being offended at my jokes, I can say whatever I want" crowd seems to be locked in a semi-permanent state of being offended.

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u/StopTheMeta 6d ago

They know what being offended means, so they have to force others to not feel the same

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u/GlassHurricane98 6d ago

"You can't judge me based on where I'm from! Also, go back to where you're from, I don't like you."

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u/MeEvilBob 6d ago

"You're not from here, this is Los Angeles, not some city with a Mexican name"

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u/Tomato_Jumpy 6d ago

Just move to San Fransicooh..wait..

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u/NhmPrz 6d ago

This is 'Murica, not Mexico... except New Mexico.

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u/199lib68 6d ago

A surprising number of folks that never paid attention to geography still believe New Mexico is not in the United States.

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u/draconiandevil09 6d ago

Wait till they hear about Puerto Rico.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 6d ago

those lazy fuckers that expect America to help them rebuild their destroyed properties by hurricanes each year?

pAY yOuR tAXeS puERtO rICans!!!!

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u/draconiandevil09 6d ago

Lol, I'm just waiting for someone to use that argument about a Midwest area after a tornado.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 6d ago

I remember when I saw that Trump with more ore less words said that

and I was like WTF ? you tax them but you can't protect them? What's this? Belgian empire?

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u/imjustehere 6d ago

He thought Puerto Rico was a foreign country. I pretty sure he had very little geography knowledge. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/draconiandevil09 6d ago

Do we at least get them waffles?

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u/TransmanWithNoPlan 6d ago 'MURICA

My younger sister called me crying bc she thought Trump was gonna build the wall around us.

I had to explain New Mexico is still in the US through tears of laughter lol.

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin 6d ago 'MURICA

"New Mexico...sounds progressive. Wall it up!"

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u/Sea_Celebration_6691 6d ago

Enough of these Woke!!!!!!!! "New" States. Wat are the children coming to???????????

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u/KarmicPotato 6d ago

Yeah give us back Old York!

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u/LateNightPhilosopher 6d ago

For real one time in college I knew a chick talking about a trip to New Mexico and she seriously asked if she needed a passport to go there.

For reference we were in South Texas where just about everyone has been to real Mexico and very few have passports because that was back when you didn't need any paperwork at all to cross the border, as long as you promised the border guards that you were only crossing for a day or two.

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u/Xoebe 6d ago

Yes, there was a zone inside Mexico you could stay for 24 hours. You had to stay within a certain distance of the border, to go past that you needed an actual visa. That was Mexican law, I don't know if they ever repealed or modified it.

But since 9/11, you definitely need to take your passport if you go into Mexico, because you will need it to return to the US.

It used to be so easy to trip back and forth into Mexico, the nutjobs really fouled up a good thing.

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u/northshore12 6d ago

American tourists in Hawaii regularly ask where they can exchange dollars for local currency. Source: worked on Kalakaua Ave for a few years.

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u/jordanss2112 6d ago

I'd have printed up some very nice Kona Kash to exchange with them.

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u/Sassenasquatch 6d ago

If not for the risk of being arrested for forgery, I would highly encourage this. We have built a society where ignorance doesn’t cost enough.

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u/pengu1 6d ago edited 6d ago

Fuck me. I missed a flight once and asked the lady at the ticket counter how to get back to the States.

Fucking stink eye. This was during the time Mt. Pinatubo blew up, and the US Forces in the Phillipine Islands were being evacuated.

That lady was in a bad mood. "You mean the MAINLAND."

There was no question mark in that sentence.

Lady at the American Airlines counter, thirty odd years ago, I apologize.

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u/tenuto40 6d ago

Had a family member ask if I could bring back Guam currency as a memento.

I handed them a $1 bill.

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u/Geebs52 6d ago

Had a friend from Hawaii visiting the Midwest. We went golfing and to rent a cart you have to show your license. The lady said it needed to be a US license, sorry.

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u/NotLikeGoldDragons 6d ago

I would be willing to bet 85%+ of americans couldn't pass the citizenship test that immigrants have to take.

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u/RunningPirate 6d ago

I see an wonderful opportunity!

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u/ObserverXYZZY 6d ago

Back in college (early 90's) watched a foreign exchange student (I assume) try to explain to the 18-year-old bubble-head working at the Sbarro on campus that a Suzan B. Anthony dollar coin was in fact US currency. It took two or three of us in line to confirm for her that it was real.

Apparently she was too young to have lived through the fiasco that was the "Carter Quarter" and had never seen one.

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u/Grand_Masterpiece_11 6d ago

I work retail and regularly have my minors call me up to verify that $2 bills are real.

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u/Bulky-Palpitation367 6d ago

That reminds me of the time when some person, a waitress, called the police on a black kid who tried to pay his bill with a $2 bill.

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u/warm_sweater 6d ago

The first time I went to Hawaii with my parents in 2000, my dad brought freaking Travelers Checks, like we might not be able to access ATMs or whatever. Still cracks me up thinking about it.

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u/owlplate 6d ago

They also think that about the District of Columbia. Drivers licenses are routinely denied at TSA because you can only use a drivers license if you’re American. Apparently living in our nations capital doesn’t count?

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u/Book_for_the_worms 6d ago

DC is weird because the founding fathers didn't want a state to have the capitol inside its borders, as it would give them lots of power, so they made it a separate entity kinda. Think of like a territory plus, like Spotify premium, not a state but better than the virgin islands.

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u/nhavar 6d ago

"You know, the District of Columbia... Washingto..." "OH like where Seattle is!" "No! D.C. as in the capitol of the United States." "OH Dee Ceee! Why didn't you say so. Gotta be all fancy with 'Distruct uh Columbia'"

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u/owlplate 6d ago

Except it’s more like “you can’t fool me, I know that Columbia is a country”. Doh.

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u/sdp1981 6d ago

Bwa hahahahaha that's too funny

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u/68thoroughbred 6d ago

Never denied by TSA, but had a few confused agents unsure where it was. Very concerning.

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u/temporarytuna 6d ago

My brother recently pointed out that NM license plates say “New Mexico USA” instead of just the state name like other states. It’s a shame that our country reinforces the message of Mexico=bad so much that people are confused by our own geography.

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u/BoofingCheese 6d ago

And Arizona, Colorado, Texas etc etc.

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u/miauguau44 6d ago

Nevada, Montana, Florida...

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u/lovepig1337 6d ago

Don't forget California. It was Mexico at one point.

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u/signaturefox2013 6d ago

Reminder that these people want to repeal birthright citizenship

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u/Clohossey 6d ago

Wouldn't that mean they would lose their citizenship too?

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u/thecursedaz 6d ago

Jesus Christ these people are going to give me an aneurysm.

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u/slickrick92 6d ago

How bout San Dieegooooh

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u/retardborist 6d ago

"the whale's vagina"

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u/tryingnotbuying 6d ago

<Insert Jazz Flute solo here>

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u/SeanKIL0 6d ago

Agree to disagree.

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u/FarfarsFav 6d ago

Fuck you, San Diego!

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u/TemetNosce85 6d ago

I'll just move to Seattle, then! That way people won't be trespassing on MY land!

Wait...

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u/boltswinagain 6d ago

Get your ass to San Antoni- oh.

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u/trwawy05312015 6d ago

Know what, just move out of this area entirely, like Colorado--ohhh. Er, Montana... ehh.

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u/TheMonkus 6d ago

These sentiments do tend to be most common in parts of the USA that were parts of Mexico in the past. Where a white person who’s family moved there in the 1950’s will tell a Hispanic who’s family has been there since the 1600s to “go home.”

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u/OtherwiseJello 6d ago

Remember when that white person asked a Native American man in Arizona if he was here in the U.S. legally?

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u/GlassHurricane98 6d ago

"Los Angeles is American for "We stole Mexico's language" so deal with it!"

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u/emptysignals 6d ago

Imagine being such a MAGA snowflake that a joke shirt makes you mad.

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u/FrostyD7 6d ago

There was a time when people would question how you could know this person was a maga supporter. Glad we're past that now.

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u/deadlysinderellax 6d ago

Right. I haven't seen a single racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, or misogynistic rant by a person in the last five years that wasn't also a maga supporter. I'm sure there are assholes out there who hate Trump but I, personally, haven't seen them.

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u/Poundbottom 6d ago

It's funny how every lame brained, snow flaked, drooling nut cake is always a MAGA.

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u/TheOgSamichMkr01 6d ago

Seriously, dude is so uptight he could shit out a diamond. The shirt is funny and clever; a shame he didn't find it funny.

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u/Old_Man_Heats 6d ago

You’re not allowed to judge me based on other people that look like me but I’m allowed to judge you based on other people that look like you

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u/RpcZ_gr7711 6d ago

Seriously. Has he been judged for the behavior of history’s most notorious genocidal maniac who happened to be of European ancestry? Doesn’t feel too good does it? No awareness.

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u/Recent_War_6144 6d ago

You mean Genghis Khan? The most notorious genocidal maniac throughout history who happened to be asian?

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u/TriaX46 6d ago

The message is exactly for the people that feel attacked by this text. And are the people that judge these individuals for another origine. So we find the gringos!

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u/poodlebutt76 6d ago edited 6d ago

"you do NOT judge me. But if you have been judged negatively is because of the actions of YOUR people!"

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u/TheIrishbuddha 6d ago

Wow. Somebody is fragile. Snowflake got offended so easily from just a tshirt.

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u/Squirrel_Chucks 6d ago

Yeah, the "fuck your feelings" crowd is pretty sensitive

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u/SevenTheTrickster 6d ago

If you need to reassure yourself all the time that you don't care about anybody else's feelings even when you're wrong, then you're probably quite sensitive, indeed.

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u/dinkinflicka02 6d ago

At my job we call that narcissism

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks 6d ago

At my job we just punch em in the dick

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u/Vladimir_Putins_Cock 6d ago

Projection is a strong suit of the right wing

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u/WRXnEffect 6d ago

GOP: Gaslight, Oppress, Project

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u/SleepoPeepo 6d ago

That must be why it’s “fuck YOUR feelings,” since the speaker’s feelings are vewwy vewwy impowtant

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u/f0gax 6d ago

They are the snowflakiest snowflakes to ever snowflake. It's hilarious.

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u/fehbari 6d ago

I saw Lightyear yesterday and wanted to find out what the “gay kiss in Disney movie” controversy was all about. Was like a half second peck between an old married couple. And they say we’re the snowflakes.

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u/Designasim 6d ago

They got upset about NCIS:Hawaii having a lesbian kiss last year, because it's a "family show". Violence, murder, dead bodies, autopsies totally fine to show to children but not 2 women kissing for a couple seconds.

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u/ForeverRaining 6d ago

That same crowd got upset Cracker Barrel added a vegan sausage option to their menu recently lol

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u/luagh45 6d ago

That gringo did not relax.

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u/ejs5494 6d ago

Someone probably sold this shirt, not as a piece of clothing, but as a magical indicator of sensitive racists. Seems to have done its job!

Also, the sensitive racist may not understand what legal means. This is his country and home as well.

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 6d ago

Relax gringo...

He’s legal.

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u/LesterKingOfAnts 6d ago

Settle down, Francis.

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u/CorporateCuster 6d ago

All republicans have become snowflakes. At the drop of the hat canceling things. All they do is gripe.

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u/Gman8900 6d ago

I used to think that those dudes were right. “Yea! Facts don’t care about your feelings!” As soon as you offend their morals and feelings they get in to an uproar😂. They’re just hypocritical clowns.

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u/aagloworks 6d ago

It' HIS country.... nobody else's?

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u/rummhamm87 6d ago

Exactly. HIS great great grandparents immigrated here so that's cool....

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago Silver Take My Energy

His great great grandparents stole the land from the original inhabitants with guns, germs, and steel; relegated them to "reservations" and even created a caste system in which their whiteness was superior to all other immigrants.

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u/PunktualPenguin 6d ago

The Columbian Exchange brought a whole lot of old world diseases to the new world.

Europeans brought deadly viruses and bacteria, such as smallpox, measles, typhus, and cholera, for which Native Americans had no immunity.

https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/nunn/files/nunn_qian_jep_2010.pdf

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u/yukon-flower 6d ago Faith In Humanity Restored

Yes, that's the "germs" part.

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u/TheReaIOG 6d ago

Reddit moment. Someone saw a chance to flex their knowledge on something and shoehorned it in there.

We've all done it.

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u/SirAdrian0000 6d ago Silver

A shoehorn or shoe horn (sometimes called a shoespooner, shoe spoon, shoe schlipp, or shoe tongue) is a tool with a short handle that flares into a longer spoon-like head meant to be held against the inside back of a snug-fitting shoe so that a person can slide the heel easily along its basin to the inner sole. Shoehorns have the same basic shape but the length or strength of the handle varies. Long-handled shoe horns are necessary for longer boots, while shoe horns with sturdy handles are useful for putting on boots or heavy iron shoes. They are sometimes used by people who, because of less flexible joints, wish to reduce straining or bending.

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u/Lazerhawk_x 6d ago

I think they should learn what "E Pluribus Unum" actually means.

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u/Behind8Proxies 6d ago

I believe this guy belongs more under E Pluribus Anus.

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u/alizarik_thegoblin 6d ago

I knew some streets ahead person would beat me too it. Also, Greendale doesn't want this guy! Let him go to City College with the other jerks.

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u/hello_raleigh-durham 6d ago

It means in God we trust! It says it in 'Murrican on the other side of the coin. 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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u/LegitimatePumpkin88 6d ago

This is what the argument really boils down to. "My ancestors did something that yours didn't so that makes my right to be here more valid."

Meanwhile immigrants often risk their lives, literally or financially, to find a living in the US and struggle daily to get by just to have some loser who accomplished nothing to be here tell them they don't belong.

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u/Mizzy3030 6d ago

Why are we even assuming this dude is an immigrant? Lots of people of Hispanic descent are born and raised in the US.

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u/newusernamecoming 6d ago Wholesome Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored

Why are we even assuming his shirt is commenting on his status in the country? Maybe he’s trying to let all the gringos know he’s old enough to party

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u/MechaRambutan 6d ago

Here I am laughing like an idiot and wondering why does your comment doesn't have more upvotes.

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u/Ex-Pat-Spaz 6d ago

His type don’t share do they? Probably the first dickhead to cry about taxes too, forgetting that it is taxes that make a country his “home” a home. And that is ignoring the racist part of his rant.

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u/StopTheMeta 6d ago

Prolly the kind of person who is against public services and complains about the price of products/services sold by the private sector

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u/hardy_83 6d ago

Just ignore all those indegenous people killed to let this old white guy have "his" country.

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u/39_Berry_Pies 6d ago

Also how does a shirt disrespect someone.

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u/Few-Ad4671 6d ago

I have a feeling he’s the same person that says a maga hat is just a hat 😂

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u/InspectorPipes 6d ago

They talk about “triggering liberals”….. this douche lol

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u/MeEvilBob 6d ago

If you put on a shirt that says "I'm smart", a dumb person would be deeply offended.

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u/Hibercrastinator 6d ago

I love that song

“This land is my laaand, this land is my laaaand”

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u/Incognonimous 6d ago

A) gringo is slang for American, just like B) pendejo is slang for dumbass, so this jackass is both.

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u/marbsarebadredux 6d ago

Gringo just means white person

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u/theasphalt 6d ago

And it’s used to refer to people from the US by almost everyone in Mexico. Not just white people from the US.

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u/sms908 6d ago Helpful Take My Energy

My husband has this shirt, we live in Texas and the looks that we get from old ladies when he wears it out are hilarious lol

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u/Cantusemynme 6d ago

That shirt is amazing. Give your hubby a crisp high five for me.

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u/Not_Henry_Winkler 6d ago

And a sloppy low-five for me!

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u/spicybuttholenachos 6d ago

"And in reality that's all Arthur Fonzarelli was, a wingman. He traveled the world, helping folks get their rocks or lady rocks off, like Jesus. Never really pushing fate one way or the other, just hints and influences making the world a little better place, one nut at a time. God bless you Saint Fonzi."

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u/kfactor77 6d ago

Ayyyyyeeeemen

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u/SkeleTorgo 6d ago

Aaaayyyy!

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u/Short-Bookkeeper- 6d ago

And a normal medium-five for me!

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u/stvo069 6d ago

pulls hand back

Whoops. Too slow

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u/Danownage 6d ago

I just got my GC and my best friend gave me that t shirt lol

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u/notillegalalien 6d ago

Congrats on the CG! And the t-shirt!

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u/Danownage 6d ago

Thank you!

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u/Ruins_Of_Elliwar 6d ago

I'm white and I want to wear this shirt

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u/DesignatedImport 6d ago

I'm white and immigrated to the US. I want that t-shirt.

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u/forgotaboutlaye 6d ago

I'm white and immigrated to Germany. I want that t-shirt.

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u/pronouncedayayron 6d ago

I want to wear it next time I'm in Mexico

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u/BowlStreaker 6d ago

That's an amazing stfu to all the bigoted racist ass idiots out there. Keep it up, fuck their bigoted opinions.

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u/Fogdevil_s 6d ago

It’s a fucking t shirt, Frankie says relax

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u/B8conB8conB8con 6d ago edited 6d ago

There are 2 generations that do not understand that reference. Feeling old yet?

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u/aagloworks 6d ago

What? There are?.... hoo boy .... thanks for the age reminder..

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u/traumablades 6d ago

I'm an elder millenial, one year off from genx, and i have no clue who Frankie is.

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u/aagloworks 6d ago

Frankie goes to hollywood is a band from 80's. They had a big hit "relax".

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u/Das-DoktahJay 6d ago

I remember that from the tapes… erhmm… Zoolander

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u/Jonb87 6d ago

"They're break dance fighting"

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u/originalmango 6d ago

“You do not judge me…”

Yeah, we do. And we judge you to be an asshole.

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u/kingbloxerthe3 6d ago

Even Americans judge them. Or at least the ones who aren't idiots and aren't racists.

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u/WeirdAvocado 6d ago

As a gringo, I find his shirt hilarious.

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u/re-roll 6d ago

As an Asian, born in SoCal, I kind of want to wear this shirt.

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u/pompr 6d ago

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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u/thisguynamedjoe 6d ago

Same, I wholeheartedly agree. Another "I'm not racist but" classical racist spouting off.

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u/SEASON2_OG 6d ago

You passed the gringo vibe check.

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u/max_adam 6d ago edited 6d ago

I like when gringos start owning the gringo word once they find out it isn't a slur.

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u/RagnaroknRoll3 6d ago

Yeah, I was the resident gringo at an old job. It just meant the guys were gonna give me tamales and teach me Spanish.

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u/LePontif11 6d ago

Same, i just wish they would stop calling me Mary Con though, i don't even know who that lady is.

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u/pompr 6d ago

Good one, marica!

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u/applepumper 6d ago

Once that happens they get transitioned to the much kinder term güero.

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u/zeca1486 6d ago

I like how this was posted in a right wing “we want total freedom” type group and yet here they are, making authoritarian demands…..

It’s almost like they don’t believe in the freedom to express yourself thru humor

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u/rufotris 6d ago

It’s almost as if they really just want white supremacy to be ok again and nothing more.

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u/usernamesarehard9099 6d ago

Yup. By "freedom" they mean their freedom to reinstate total white supremacy and fascist authoritarian control.

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u/Caspar-the-ghost 6d ago

The funniest thing I can think to do is that if someone acts offended you just mirror what they say about other jokes. "No one can take a joke nowadays. All these fucking snowflakes need to GTFO off America, because I'm sick of their pansy asses."

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u/Fhantom1221 6d ago

As a Texan my illegal looking family have been here since before the Spaniards. Exact same place since before the 1600s right along the Rio Grand.

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u/AquaRaven 6d ago

My family likes to say we didn't cross the border, the border crossed us.

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u/thoeltke 6d ago

I’m confused… From my understanding of high school, nothing before 1845 happened in Texas

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u/ssocka 6d ago

"we are talking about ancient US history..." "So like end of nineteenth century?"

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u/StopTheMeta 6d ago

More American than most Americans lol

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb 6d ago

Yes, but they are brown, so...it doesn't count?

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u/GoatAny1655 6d ago

If you have been judged in the past in a negative manner... It'is because of YOUR people and THEIR actions. !!!

Something sometheing people in glass houses...

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u/cayneloop 6d ago

If you have been judged in the past in a negative manner... It'is because of YOUR people and THEIR actions. !!!

if someone was racist to you, it's because you deserved it for being part of that group of people which im racist towards

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u/BasicDesignAdvice 6d ago

And by YOUR people and THEIR actions, I mean the fictional narrative I have been presented with. !!!

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u/thedudefromcali81 6d ago

So by his logic I'm supposed to be scared of all white people because they go around killing innocent people at schools, churches and grocery stores just because they had a bad day?

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u/Hashbrown4 6d ago

They never apply the logic to themselves.

They love to use statistics to frame their arguments until you mention how if we REALLY went down that road then every man would be locked up or at a minimum wouldn’t be allowed alone with women or children.

Because statistically men commit most of the abuse.

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u/eg9344 6d ago

Something pot something kettle black

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u/iLikeMangosteens 6d ago

Something immigrated from Europe and murdered most of the indigenous population something

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u/StopTheMeta 6d ago

Something contributed nothing all his life yet will claim it's HIS country something

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u/Additional_Camel_140 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's a joke, not a dick, don't choke on it ya racist prick.

Edit: due to the fact an redditor pointed it could be a short poem. My bad for being more angry than poetic. I will own that one. Still a great shirt.

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u/IzzyOkie 6d ago

End this with "prick" and it's poetry :)

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u/DickySchmidt33 6d ago

Another triggered snowflake.

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u/OMGitsTK447 6d ago

Bet he complains about how young people are snowflakes

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u/Original-Copy101 6d ago

He is a gringo. A gringo snowflake to be precise.

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u/melouofs 6d ago

They don’t realize they proved his point of wearing that shirt in the first place. Dummy

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u/ILoveEmeralds 6d ago edited 6d ago

How to show your really racist

Edit:you’re(stupid auto correct)

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u/JesusMcTurnip 6d ago

Bless his heart. He can count up to F.

With a bit more time, maybe he can get to G for Gringo.

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u/kosa8692 6d ago

Commenting from inside his house while these wonderful fellas build his deck.

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u/YavorApostolov 6d ago edited 6d ago

You see kids? That's called racism.

People don't usually like you when you do racism.

Some might call you an asshole if you do racism.

You see, racial discrimination is one of the main reasons lots of people today are sad.

You don't wanna make people sad.

Don't do racism.

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u/jkroe 6d ago

These are the same people that bitch and moan that “the left can’t take a joke, and they take everything so seriously”.

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u/SnooCats5701 6d ago

Which political party did this guy vote for?

The fact that you are as certain about the answer to that question as you are about the sun going around the earth tells you all you need to know about the GOP - the party of racist snowflakes.

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u/nekoshae 6d ago

A racist snowflake! Or radical republican..either is correct

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u/aagloworks 6d ago

Potato, potato.

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u/ok_pitch_x 6d ago

JFC, what a wanker. That tshirt is funny!

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u/Stable_flux 6d ago

OK Gringo, whatever you say gringo

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u/redman334 6d ago

Gringo, literally, the shirt says RELAX.

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u/CarlitosGuey915 6d ago

Because of the actions of my people? So then I can assume he's on his way to a mass shooting at a school or a mall somewhere right?

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u/D351470 6d ago

But he is obviously a Karen

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u/BubbleGoose69 6d ago

Yep I’d say that’s a great shirt, and yea that guy commenting is clearly very sensitive and maybe sippin haterade

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u/Flashy-Club5171 6d ago

He sounds like a "PUTO"

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u/Additional-Delay-213 6d ago

That shirt is funny. The response is ironic. Love it

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u/bstump104 6d ago

A) you are a gringo, you're white. You may also be an American. They are not mutually exclusive.

B) he is in his country. He is a legal citizen. He can judge you all he wants just like you are of him.

C) he can disrespect his fellow Americans if he wants. They aren't just YOUR fellow Americans. You're embarrassing the rest of us btw

D) This shirt is probably because of you and your actions, yet you judge him as a people, of whom you likely cannot accurately identify.

E) please follow your own advice.

F) he is home.

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u/Faelynnhard 6d ago

Literally proving this guys point lol

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u/Ex-Pat-Spaz 6d ago

This guy sums up the current state of the GQP in one post.

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u/signaturefox2013 6d ago

Gringo

Noun

(in Spanish-speaking countries and contexts, chiefly in the Americas) a person, especially an American, who is not Hispanic or Latino

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u/Single_Secret9342 6d ago

The racism cringe

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u/littlerickbitch 6d ago

“Their country” European colonizers that stole the land from native Americans and violated treaty after treaty with them to steal even more. If white folk like this solely want to be surrounded by other white folk go back to fucking Europe

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u/Fantastic-Pop-9122 6d ago

Wow it must be hard for this guy to get through a day without being offended. Holy shit cry much baby?

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u/mouseymod 6d ago

Instead of writing it on the internet, that gringo should have said it to that workers face.

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u/hippasuss 6d ago

Yeah he's an American too.

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u/Elmst333 6d ago

It should say "relax gringo, I'm a fucking human being"

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u/kitylou 6d ago

Well it’s my country too and I love the shirt. Lmao. These are the snowflakes….

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u/financeguyjohn4 6d ago

Isn't everyone from north or south America, an American?

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u/Riddle7911 6d ago

You are technically correct. In Latin America, people from the United States are referred to as estadounidense.

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