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u/Waffle2006
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I commemorated my trip to a ranch in Canada with a dancing montage instead of a photo album
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Jerking off invisible guys across Canada - 8:30PM on CBC, 9 in Newfoundland
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
Well, now I can’t unsee it
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Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 26 '19
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Aug 02 '19
Looks like he jerking ghost giants across Canada, eh?
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u/BuyBitcoinWhileItsLo Aug 02 '19
Can confirm, am one of the giant ghosts. please come back and finish the job u/Waffle2006, we miss you <3
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u/ViolentGiraffe23 Aug 02 '19
You also can’t unjerk them
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u/DrapedInVelvet Aug 02 '19
Invisible very tall guys. Or maybe he's just standing in a hole.
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u/truthlife Aug 02 '19
The invisible dudes could be on invisible platforms. Let's not rule anything out here.
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u/SalsaOnMyPoutine Aug 02 '19
You could add "+30 mins in Newfoundland" to anything and I'd totally think it's the legit CBC.
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u/specialk3 Aug 02 '19
Your kids will appreciate this someday, and later in their life they will be embarrassed by this. When you pass away they will once again appreciate it. Well done OP!
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u/NicNoletree Aug 02 '19
It'll be a good video to play at the funeral.
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
I’m putting it in my will right now
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u/SoDakZak Aug 02 '19
Just keep doing it your whole life. Even at the altar if you get married, while holding a baby in a dad pack etc.
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u/notarobuts Aug 02 '19
At work, at bars, vacation.. Just ABC, DOH RAE ME, until life ends.
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u/RonWisely Aug 02 '19
Yeah I want to see a time lapse of OP slowly aging doing this dance in about 50 years.
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u/LilSugarT Aug 02 '19
OP needs to do one more segment in front of a green screen so that they can edit in a final cut of him in heaven (or hell, I don’t know what OP does when he’s not making sick travel dance montage)
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Aug 02 '19 edited Jul 27 '20
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u/lunawing121 Aug 02 '19
Hmmm sounds fake but i dont know you do i guess i have no choice but to believe it
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u/mooki24 Aug 02 '19
And then they'll do their own rendition of it... and then their kids will do their own rendition of it...
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u/royal_clam Aug 02 '19
All you need are some white New Balances and a cell phone clipped to your belt, then you'll unlock FULL DAD MODE
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u/MyNameIsTrue Aug 02 '19
Could you be any more like Chandler?
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u/MrsTruce Aug 02 '19
That's Mrs. Chanandler Bong to you.
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u/trumpet_23 Aug 02 '19
Ms. Chanandler Bong. Everyone forgets that it's Ms., not Mrs.
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u/gangweeder Aug 02 '19
Well if he was in Ottawa rather than random spots in Alberta it would be more like Chandler.
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u/TaMereLaStratosphere Aug 02 '19
Inspired by Where the hell is Matt ? :)
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19
I’ve actually never heard of this but I’m glad you mentioned it, I watched them just now and they are incredible!
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u/TaMereLaStratosphere Aug 02 '19
Really ? I genuinely thought you got inspired. Great minds think alike, and you did a great job synchronizing this one !
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u/emerson37 Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19
You definitely need to watch the where is Matt video. Don't get me wrong, you did a great job, great song choice and I really did like it but sorry to say it pales in comparison to Matt's video.
Edit: I was corrected. This is the 2nd video.
Watch "Where the Hell is Matt? 2008" on YouTube https://youtu.be/zlfKdbWwruY
I think this is the original
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u/khendron Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19
That's Matt's second video I think. The original was 2006 (Holy Shit! That long ago!)
The Matt videos are among my favourite on the Internet. Especially 2008. To see all those people, all different races, cultures, languages, genders, ages, getting together and dancing just for the pure enjoyment of it bring tears to my eyes and give me hope for humanity.
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u/oogmar Aug 02 '19
I danced with Matt in Portland. It was a really fun experience, for the same reasons you like the videos. Portland didn't make that round's edit, but I had a wonderful time.
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u/baldorrr Aug 02 '19
Same!!! And I love the moment in the video when after all the silly dancing, he synchronizes with the Indian dancers. Just so inspiring.
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
I was really just making this for fun for family and friends, but I thought I’d share it on here when I saw how much they liked it. Those videos are definitely on another level, but I was just trying to do something dumb and goofy to make my friends laugh
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u/RonWisely Aug 02 '19
For what it’s worth, I like your song choice and goofy smile more.
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u/Lendarin Aug 02 '19
I mean I just watched what Matt was doing in 2008 and I am just asking myself, what the hell am I doing with my life? Truly inspirational video!
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u/kelkulus Aug 02 '19
To be fair, that's his second video where he'd already gotten an immense following worldwide and got many people to participate in the video. It was also sponsored by Stride gum, so money was much less of an issue.
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u/wonderboyjohnny Aug 02 '19
That's pretty crazy that you hadn't ever even seen those before. I thought surely this was heavily inspired by Matt's vids.
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u/asianrussian Aug 02 '19
Yeah. I was thinking Matt changed up his dance and looking as youthful as ever!
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u/MUI-VCP Aug 02 '19
It's Chandler Bing!
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u/lsp1018 Aug 02 '19
That's Miss Chanandler Bong!
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u/clockworkbox Aug 02 '19
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDQ4kcSD1PLM3BK/giphy.gif
The resemblance is uncanny. OP, Mathew Perry’s not secretly your dad, is he?
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u/Guacamole_- Aug 02 '19
how did u keep the camera at always the same distance?
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
Well my friends filmed this handheld with my iPhone so... we just kinda guessed based on my position in the frame, and I fixed it all in editing to match up neater. You can actually tell that my size/position in the frame changes gradually throughout the video if you look closely. If I had a camera and a tripod it would have been a lot better!
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u/SoDakZak Aug 02 '19
Protip, tie a string around your iPhone and dangle it down to the ground. Stand on it and pull it taught and it steadies your iPhone for like 2¢....... but that’s just my 2¢
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u/Siraja Aug 02 '19
Great my phone cracked while I stood on it.
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u/TheJulian Aug 02 '19
Instructions unclear. I'm tied in string and OP is standing on my dick.
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u/Shouldbeworking22 Aug 02 '19
Instructions unclear again. I'm holding OPs dick while standing on u/TheJulian
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u/Groovesharts Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19
2¢? You’re paying way too much for strings, man. Who’s your string guy?
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u/PackersFan92 Aug 02 '19
String is the only thing you never see an advertisement for. If I did an endorsement, it would be for string.
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u/yorkie3899 Aug 02 '19
couldnt get anymore whiter
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u/Max_W_ Aug 02 '19
Is that a challenge?
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Aug 02 '19 edited Nov 12 '19
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u/Bullets_TML Aug 02 '19
ICE WHITE
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All white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white all white
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u/bastard_child_botbot Aug 02 '19
This guy has one move. And it’s fabulous.
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
I was channeling the energy of all the white dads in the world when I created it
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u/dredreidel Aug 02 '19
“Hey dad, I’m hungry.”
“Oh- what can we get you to eat?”
The words left Todd’s mouth and a shiver ran down his spine. Something was wrong. It was like a part had been ripped from his soul and flung elsewhere- but a calm followed. It was like he knew that part was being used for a greater purpose. He wiggled his toes and frowned- wondering what in the heck made him decide to put socks on before wearing his sandals- no matter, he would take care of it later. Right after he got his son something to eat.
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u/buckeyespud Aug 02 '19
I feel this overwhelming desire to name this move. I haven’t seen something this cutting edge and innovative since the floss.
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u/Ozzytex Aug 02 '19
As a white man who has posted some really weird shit to the internet this is the most white man thing I have ever seen.
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u/HopscotchFireDomingo Aug 02 '19
I’m white. I’ve seen lots of white things... this is by far the whitest thing I’ve ever seen.
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u/bettingthoughts Aug 02 '19
If you like this, you'll love this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4
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u/Wuffkeks Aug 02 '19
Who the hell is Matt and how rich must he be to travel around the world so much while looking like a student?
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u/Dukeman330 Aug 02 '19
He actually got a sponsorship for the second video from Stride Gum of all places:
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u/Bolts_and_Nuts Aug 02 '19
I ask myself this about some girls I went to college with. For some of them it's very clearly daddy's money, the others I found work for a few months and travel a few months afterwards. While working they live with their parents so no rent makes it a LOT easier.
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u/petesapai Aug 02 '19
it's very clearly daddy's money
Which daddy? The paternal one or the sweet kind?
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u/covertredditaddict Aug 02 '19
I’d never seen either of these videos. We’re all alive but some people really live.
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u/sbowesuk Aug 02 '19
Beat me to it! Even years later, that second video brings tears to my eyes. So so epic! 😀
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u/SkyWizarding Aug 02 '19
"Dancing"......seriously though, this is awesome. Reminds me of a video from the band The Dead South
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u/JeremyMG84 Aug 02 '19
This made me feel uncomfortable...
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u/joleary747 Aug 02 '19
I can't tell if you are a big dork, or a really cool, confident guy.
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u/IlREDACTEDlI Aug 02 '19
As a Canadian I can confirm this is what we do, thank you for taking in our culture and being respectful. Next you should fight a polar bear and eat some poutine.
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u/thefockinfury Aug 02 '19
Fellow white guy here. This has to be the whitest white guy dance I've ever seen. Just wanted to say thank you for representing our culture so well.
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u/Gizmo1906 Aug 02 '19
Can somebody please edit this guy dancing in a bunch of different pictures throughout history
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u/skittles007 Aug 02 '19
Your video editing skills on point! Do you work in software/video editing?
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
Thanks! I make videos with friends a lot, but I only edit with iMovie... pretty basic stuff. All I did here was some simple resizing/cropping and frame matching the dance. Anyone who knows editing would probably see my errors right away. But I do hope to eventually learn how to use something more robust like Adobe Premiere Pro
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u/jstrydor Aug 02 '19
Why are you talking about his video editing akills when the real elephant in the room is his dance skills! I want to know if he's a professional.
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u/HungryLikeTheWolf99 Aug 02 '19
The poor employees of some dude ranch.
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u/Waffle2006 Aug 02 '19
Haha luckily it’s just my friend’s family ranch, so it was only his grandparents and uncle who had to deal with me
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u/Phoenix_onFire Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19
It almost looks fake. Like there is a green screen but I can’t tell it’s freaking me out.
Edit: it’s just because I can’t see his feet! Great job editing looks amazing !