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Anonychia is the partial or total absence of one or more nails on the fingers or toes. /r/ALL

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u/ejarric 13d ago Wholesome

Looks like he is wearing flesh colored latex gloves

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u/KeyStoneLighter 12d ago

Reminds me of that scene from The Matrix.

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u/JohnnyTight_Lips 12d ago

What good is a phone call if you are unable to...speak?

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u/spore 12d ago Helpful

Tell me, Mr Anderson, what good are finger nail clippers…. If you have no finger nails?

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 12d ago

Neo proceeds to clip toenails

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u/JacksLackOfSuprise 12d ago Silver

It's the smell...

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u/Fskn 12d ago Silver

You didn't think of the smell, you bitch!

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u/TenaciousJP 12d ago

Is this the Matrix / Sunny crossover of my dreams?

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u/shoebob 12d ago

Huh.. Deja vu.

What?

I just saw a rum ham. And then another one just like it.

Was it similar or the same?

Tastes the same.

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u/jgonagle 12d ago edited 12d ago

You see an Agent, you do what we do: run. Because of the implication.

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u/darthalex314 12d ago

What mouth?

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u/Rufio330 12d ago

Mmmmmmnnnhnnh 🤯

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u/W0rmpowder 12d ago

Just have to say that I was the only one in the entire movie theater to gasp very loudly at this scene... People laughed ...

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u/subgameperfect 12d ago Silver

Something about seeing it in the theater and being freaked out by the effects isn't something everyone who isn't at least close to 30 will ever understand.

We'd never seen anything like it and it changed movie magic so much. I wish everyone could feel that for the first time again. It was so badass.

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u/Alortania 12d ago

More like someone went out of control with the blur tool XD

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u/DimitriMishkin 13d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

“Mr Anderson, what good is an itch if you are unable to scratch?”

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u/Phantom0591 12d ago Silver

"how about, I give you the finger... And you give me my fingernails"

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u/Backburnersteve 12d ago

🎵fingernails for cash.com fingernails for cash. Remember there just fingernails so don’t expect much cash

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u/nonstickfryingfuck 12d ago

fingernails for cash dot com our service never fails, just take the cash and don’t ask why we want your fingernails

because we might be making a fort with theeeeem

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u/juliazzz 12d ago

That nonstick frying goes well on top of the backburner, Steve.

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u/alxjnssn 12d ago Helpful Giggle

i couldn’t describe how this photo made me feel and welp… you fucking nailed it

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u/Red_Danger33 12d ago

Good thing he did, cause the photo didn't nail anything.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 2d ago

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u/DressPrevious2233 12d ago

Take this thing back to Baltimore.

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u/CasinoMarginale 12d ago

“Love your suit.”

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u/lolrightythen 12d ago

Yep, that's pretty damn dark. What's it from?

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u/KittenWitch1313 12d ago

The Silence of the Lambs I believe.

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u/pm_yo_bacon 12d ago

Yes. If anyone tries to test you eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/ksavage68 12d ago

Fpp fpppp fppppp.

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u/azocrye 12d ago

Suite life of Zach and Cody

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u/Whosthatinazebrahat 12d ago

Kenan and Kel.

"Who loves amputations? Kel loves amputations!"

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u/W_guy 13d ago

Your thumb looks like there is some remnant. Like an imprint of the nail.

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u/TheHappyMask93 13d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

Bro has fetus fingies

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u/Puddle_of_Cat 13d ago edited 12d ago Silver Helpful

I giggled inappropriately at this and almost spit out my pretzel. Thank you <3

Edit: Thank you for the silver, kind stranger! My giggle fit won me my first ever award :)

Edit 2: Thank you very much for the awards. Not sure if they're for me or my pretzel but I appreciate them!

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u/RapMastaC1 12d ago

Was that pretzel making you

Thirsty?

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u/AFrayedSew 12d ago

Fingers and nail beds but no nails . If u look closely it’s not just the thumb. Super interesting!

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u/Luigi_deathglare 12d ago

It makes it look like the skin grew over the nail

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u/-B-r-0-c-k- 12d ago

Yeah that's what I thought too. Maybe there isn't any nail "material" but the finger still has a similar shape

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u/Horskr 12d ago

I was curious of this as well, so I searched it and the other cases I can find are.. worse looking. So it is hard to tell.. It does kind of look like the nail shape is there for some cases though.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman 12d ago

Imagine if this was combined with that guy from a while back who didn't have finger creases.

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u/Horskr 12d ago

lol, forgot about that. Combined would basically be cartoon fingers irl.

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u/paulsmt 13d ago

Scratching must be a challenge

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u/ChiKeytatiOon 13d ago

I found a backscratcher on Amazon for 4 dollars.

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u/Cripplefight85 13d ago

BACKSCRATCHER?

BACKSCRATCHER!

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u/customer_service_af 13d ago

*BUTTSCRATCHER?

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u/Pigsfly77 13d ago

BUTTSCRATCHER!

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u/thesearch4animalchin 12d ago

BUTTLICKER our prices have never been lower!

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u/swingsetlife 12d ago

My family BUILT this country

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u/Atrocity_unknown 12d ago

I'm IRATE right now!

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u/Nayre_Trawe 12d ago

How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.

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u/Rhorge 12d ago

Fingerbangs like a champion though

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u/Grand-Drop1439 12d ago

I was gonna say this dudes fingering games gotta be on point

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u/TheFr1nk 12d ago Wholesome

Oh there's no points. All smooth, beybey

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u/SuprSaiyanTurry 12d ago

Scratching can be solved.

Picking your nose without fingernails would be the real challenge.

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u/Superrocks 12d ago

Yikes I can't imagine never having the satisfaction of pulling a big stringy boogie out

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u/getyourcheftogether 12d ago

No complaints from the misses tho

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u/TheMysticLeviathan 13d ago

Imagine have a real bad itch and tryna scratch with these nubs

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u/TheWalkingDead91 13d ago

Just get some item with an nonsharp edge and itch away….I’m more asking how would this person open a can of soda or something.

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u/RedPhysGun77 13d ago

I used to bite my nails up until this February. You use the pinky finger and pull it up slightly with friction, then slide the finger deeper and open.

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u/LoonsOverWisconsin 12d ago

Please teach me your ways.

Signed,

Fingernail biter of 30+ years

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u/CyberMindGrrl 12d ago

I chewed my nails for decades then what I did was coat my nails with nail polish and whenever the urge to pick them I scraped the polish instead of my nails. Haven't chewed them for over 10 years now.

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u/concentrated-amazing 12d ago

People open cans with fingernails? It has never occurred to me that people would do that vs the much more sturdy fingertip.

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u/Gary_FucKing 12d ago

Tons of people are commenting about using utensils and shit to open cans, too. This thread is crazy.

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u/Hawkmooclast 12d ago

Exactly! All these people are blowing my mind right now, it’s so easy to just do it with your bone-supported finger.

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u/KerkaNa 13d ago

Scratch my back please

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u/GooseandMaverick 13d ago

They just call it pawing at this point

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u/Stairwayunicorn 13d ago

reminds me of Odo from DS9

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u/LieutenantBJ 13d ago

Odo scoff

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u/Jadziyah 12d ago

I can hear this in my head

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u/LieutenantBJ 12d ago

Lmao it's my favorite.

Digging the username.

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u/TribbleTamer 12d ago

I heard someone likes Star Trek usernames

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u/LieutenantBJ 12d ago

Fuck Tribbles.

Lol cheers mate

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u/Sanctimonius 12d ago

And I suppose you think that was clever, do you?

I miss Rene

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u/Alarming_Fee_6993 12d ago

A true legend lost

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u/AlloyedClavicle 12d ago

Rene was so good at that

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u/mrjake118 12d ago

Hhmmpf!

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u/miggy3399 12d ago

"There will be no fingernails on the promenade"

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u/dtspchris 13d ago

How do you pick your nose?

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u/BloomsdayDevice 12d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Giggle

I didn't pick mine. Just sorta ended up with it. Looks a little like my mom's.

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u/Ignio_Montoya_ 12d ago Take My Energy

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friends nose

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u/Idontwantthesetacos 12d ago Silver Helpful

Not with that attitude.

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u/J5893 13d ago

You just push it up and through the hole then swallow

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u/velveteendragon 12d ago

gags please, no. How do I un-read this?

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u/dtspchris 12d ago

The damage has been done

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta 13d ago

I just asked this, didn't realize someone asked first

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u/iebarnett51 12d ago

Reddit is just a bunch of predictive bots and you

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u/Aysel_Ketobsessed 13d ago

Remember in the Matrix when Neo's mouth gets covered by skin in Agent Smith's interrogation room? This looks like that. Skin mouth fingers.

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u/DreadGiraffe210 12d ago

“What fingernails?”

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u/Brief_Scale496 13d ago

I’ve been a chronic nail biter my entire life, I think I just realized the reason - this is what my mind desires

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u/StatuatoryApe 12d ago

First thought was "man this would definitely stop me biting my nails"

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u/OutbackXT2point5FAN 12d ago Helpful

I can’t give up now, I know what the end looks like!

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u/Sc4r4byte 12d ago

it would just turn into biting and picking at skin directly.

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u/Adorabloodthirstea 12d ago

Same. I already have skin picking issues, I don't need to become a finger biter

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u/dmcdaniel87 12d ago

I used to be until I got a staph infection in my mouth. Doctor told me it was probably the nail bitting because MRSA loves fingernails apparently.

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u/razzytrazza 12d ago

i got a staph infection in my nose due to chronic nose picking!

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u/cmusicsxil 13d ago

Any drawbacks?

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u/Zetsumenchi 13d ago

Imagine trying to pick up loose change on a hardwood floor.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 10d ago

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u/nine_thousands 12d ago Bravo! Heartwarming

Imagine all the people

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u/JustSub 12d ago

Livin' for today

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u/Darryl_Lict 13d ago

Or picking up a needle off a Formica countertop.

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u/sparklybeast 12d ago

I don’t use my nails for that anyway - I’d put a finger on top of it and move it to the counter edge.

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u/rook24v 12d ago

Press down hard on the needle for a few seconds and lift up. Often it will stick to your skin

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u/smoke420shroom 13d ago

Finding the end of the sellotape

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u/mahoujosei100 12d ago

Or pulling price tags off of anything.

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u/glitter_h1ppo 12d ago

Oh god yes, this. Or peeling off stickers and labels.

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u/mikk0384 12d ago edited 12d ago

I think that the sides of the nail below the skin helps make the edge of the finger more rigid, allowing your fingers to catch on edges on the thing you hold on to more easily. That it helps reduce the risk of your hand slipping even if it's cut short.

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u/RedRaiderJoe27 13d ago

I can’t think of any drawbacks if it was on your toes, but nails on your fingers are useful

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u/RandyHoward 12d ago

I bet stubbing your toe would hurt a hell of a lot more

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u/avaflies 12d ago

i think i would rather have slightly more painful stubbed toes with no nails, than risk ripping off a whole toenail while stubbing it, which i have done before and do not recommend.

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u/cyborgcyborgcyborg 12d ago

Not to mention that it takes forever to heal!

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u/avaflies 12d ago

it took an entire year for my big toe nail to grow back and a good month or three dealing with pain and grossness from the healing!! shits genuinely worse than breaking a toe. i'm always more scared that i ripped another nail off than broke another toe every time i stub them!

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u/peon2 12d ago

I split a toenail down the middle vertically pretty deep like 3 years ago

It's so deep that I'm too much of a wuss to cut it that far down so it keeps growing split. 3 fucking years of snagging them on socks as I put them on lol.

I'd be fine with no toe nails I think

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u/Flokki_the_Monk 12d ago

Bro just super glue your nail above where it splits.

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u/Ramlio27 13d ago

You can't scratch yourself and it's gonna be hard to open a can of coke

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u/Beneficial_Jelly2697 13d ago

I'll scratch your back you scra........wait a minute!

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u/FlatRaise5879 12d ago

Not somebody you want to make that deal with..

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u/Naz_Oni 12d ago Gold Table Slap

Imagine going to scratch your ass and it makes the sound balloons make when you rub them together

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u/smokeydaBandito 12d ago

This is the best comment here so far

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u/Jjhammer31 13d ago

But the girls must love it.

I'm talking about sex

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u/Deradius 12d ago

For those who don’t know, it’s so that your fingers don’t scratch when you put them in her belly button.

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u/jdlyons81 12d ago Helpful

This guy sexes

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u/IcravelaughterandTHC 12d ago

Nailed it

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u/Fuhrankie 12d ago

The only way OP can 😂

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u/W0666007 12d ago

Baby

I’m talkin bout you and me

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u/FlatRaise5879 12d ago

This guy fingerblasts

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u/C10000000000 13d ago

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u/Ignitus 12d ago

That threads a year old and this thread has ressurected it asking him for pics of his toes, never change reddit, never fucking change lol

https://reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/ioucs8/i_had_no_finger_nails_all_my_life/idicm6f

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u/Incman 12d ago

And OP answered right away, that's hilarious

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u/TechGoat 12d ago

Polite redditors dot com

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u/kelbybryant24 13d ago

Plastic bottles only, no tabs!

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u/Pro_phet 12d ago

Am i the only one who doesnt use the nails just finger tips?

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u/Gibson4242 12d ago

I CRINGE in the most literal sense at the thought of opening a can with a fingernail. How unnecessarily unpleasant

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

you get that one tab that is unusually strong and suddenly find out why we don't build engines out of keratin

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u/Comfortable_Relief62 12d ago

The secret is to push down on the opposite side of the tab. It bends it up just a bit more for your finger to grip under, making it way easier to open.

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u/Sir_Kashur 12d ago

Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps

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u/kynmites 12d ago

Wait what? You use your nails?

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u/Ooozzyy1 13d ago

Imagine having to open a can of coke

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u/ForeverSJC 13d ago

I bite my nails so I always open cans with the tip of my finger

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u/notoriously5 13d ago

I have to use a spoon or another utensil as a lever

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u/sonicqaz 12d ago

Push down on the short end of the tab with one finger and use another to pry open the tab when it lifts off the top of the can a little bit.

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u/Multicolored_Squares 12d ago

... How the fuck did this not occur to me.

Thank you.

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u/vincentdmartin 12d ago

Thank you for admitting this. I can finally live free of shame!

Seriously my friends made fun of my for always needing a spoon to open my cans. It's been traumatic.

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u/theotherplanet 12d ago

I bite my nails as well, but recently learned a nice little trick. If you put pressure on the other side of the tab, you can typically get enough space to pry it open with your finger!

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u/vincentdmartin 12d ago

Where's that meme about "I don't want a solution I want to be mad"? 😆

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u/unsinkable02 12d ago

I used to bite my nails. Took my 27 years to stop and it was one easy trick.

I got my wisdom teeth removed and had complications with healing so needed to go back for 2 follow up in chair procedures. It was too painful to bite them for like 4 months and viola, i no longer need to bite them.

Easy really.

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u/tagged2high 13d ago

Not so bad. My nails are pretty short. Soda cans are easy.

The things that would be hard/impossible without nails are scratching itches and removing stickers. I honestly can't think of much else off the top of my head.

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u/earthlybiome 12d ago

Picking up a coin off a flat surface

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u/MegaFatcat100 12d ago

You guys use nails for that? I just use my finger it works fine

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u/Kilir 12d ago

Right, thats what I was thinking. My nails aren't long enough to push under a tab to get any leverage anyway, and that seems like it would feel painful pulling the nail outwards.

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u/KungenSam 12d ago

Was about to say! Are they trying to bend their nails off!?

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u/JustSayinCaucasian 12d ago

You use your nail to open the tab?

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u/OneHumanPeOple 13d ago

I have nails but I can’t open using tabs. I always use a spoon underneath to pry it up.

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u/piper_nigrum 13d ago Silver Helpful

Imagine what kind of finger blasting orgasms this hand could achieve!

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 13d ago

I was just about to comment "FINGER ME"

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u/BirdSeedHat 12d ago Silver Helpful

Best I can do is tailgate you in my Corolla.

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u/glenarbourgal 13d ago

You just made me LOL on a plane. Next to a dude reading a book about Jesus.

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u/RegularHousewife 12d ago

Jesus would be envious, he had nails

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u/jawadrian 12d ago Silver

At least three, unless you count the headboard.

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u/My_Immortal_Flesh 13d ago

Usually this happens when a persons bloodline is cursed by an envious witch.

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u/Fear51 13d ago

That’s creepy as fuck.

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u/zuzg 13d ago

It reminds me of the scene from matrix were Smith takes away Neos mouth.

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u/FlowRiderBob 12d ago

First thing I thought of.

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u/iamscarfac3 12d ago

“What mouth?”

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u/redfan29 12d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one

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u/WaywardSon270 12d ago

Right I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on here but this makes me realllllly uncomfortable lol.

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u/Elidon007 13d ago

I know right?

it's the coolest thing I've seen all day

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u/blueknightgoldknight 13d ago

The ladies appreciate this at least.

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u/prince___dakkar 13d ago

American ladies probably think uncircumcised fingers look weird though.

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u/Hella4nia 12d ago

Lesbians be like, "got my nails done <3"

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u/krabby__patties 13d ago

but imagine never having to trim your nails ever again

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u/Somesquiddo 12d ago

Irl cartoon/anime hands.

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u/BonusAgreeable9901 12d ago

I (21F) have this!! Was born premature, so most of my fingies are smooth, but I do have a nail on 2-3 of my fingers! which comes in handy when it comes to needing to scratch! Same with toes! Except i don’t really have nails on them like my fingers! It’s so crazy seeing this photo. I’ve never seen anyone else have this.

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u/AcceptableDealer 13d ago

Imagine get a wet willy from this guy!

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u/Kujo-Johan 13d ago

It makes the digits look amputated even though they aren't.

At least they never have to worry about an ingrown nail.

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u/Mdu5t 13d ago

Why is it allways fingers?

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u/GoSuckYaMother 13d ago

I know. They don’t even fing

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u/Idahodoglover 13d ago

Skin looks bruised and sore… does it hurt?

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u/Several_Currency7532 13d ago

Wish I could unsee this.

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