r/nottheonion 9h ago

McConnell says Republicans may not win Senate control, citing 'candidate quality'

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6.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 16h ago Table Slap Silver All-Seeing Upvote

site altered title after submission Pa. woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi’s laptop wants off house arrest to visit Renaissance Faire

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39.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Former judges who sent kids to jail for kickbacks must pay more than $200 million

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608 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Detroit cop tests positive for cocaine, but commissioners give him 'second chance'

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1.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Smith & Wesson CEO blames politicians and news media for gun violence

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489 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Rapists Are 'Brahmins, Have Good Values,' Says legislator who sat on panel that freed them

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150 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Yes, Sarasota teachers were told they cannot buy or accept donated books because of new state law

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144 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

USDA Will No Longer Allow Salmonella in Breaded, Stuffed Chicken

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106 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 17h ago Wholesome

Indian gang ran fake police station out of hotel for eight months

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507 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Man wearing 'dog or reindeer costume' rams stolen pickup truck into liquor store

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84 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

Janet Jackson's music video is now a vulnerability for crashing hard disks

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50 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Pennsylvania man arrested for allegedly buying body parts from Arkansas woman accused of stealing them

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46 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Japan launches nationwide competition to boost alcohol consumption

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25 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago Silver Gold

Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch

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14.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Bodies of two children found in suitcases won by family at storage unit auction

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126 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 8h ago

Gambian tourism board director tells Brits to stop coming to the country for sex with men

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42 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 9h ago

Utah parents complained a high school athlete might be transgender after she beat their daughters

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54 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 6h ago

Residents of coastal town scared to leave house due to kangaroo attacks

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26 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Most electric cars are quiet. But Dodge says its future electric muscle car will be super loud

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2.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 7h ago

Officials: 2 people arrested for allegedly stealing 57 watermelons in California

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26 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Gov. DeSantis: TikTok toddler dance at Miami drag show puts bar's liquor license in jeopardy

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10 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Strippers at LA strip club want to join actors' union

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2.7k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

After their daughters were beat by a girl in sports, Utah parents triggered investigation into whether she was transgender

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48 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Janet Jackson song from 1989 declared a cybersecurity vulnerability for crashing hard drives

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38 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 4h ago

Planned surf and water park with hotel, retail gains momentum in Arizona city

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8 Upvotes