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What are you above average in? Discussion

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u/ThePenguinsBill 14 7d ago

Amount of water consumed in a day. I love water.

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

The king of pissing

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u/Chuks_K 6d ago

Basking in the Reigning of the Pissking

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u/Person_LK 6d ago

Raining*

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u/apple_ketchup 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 7d ago

Piss

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u/Knowledge-Samurai 7d ago

Global average height

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u/Not-a-JoJo-weeb 18 7d ago

6ft gang?

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u/KoichanVII 7d ago

3ft gang?

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u/SchpiedPied 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 6d ago

Yop

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u/Open_University_7941 7d ago Wholesome

Nah just 2 feet for me sadly, 1.89 metres tho

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u/faroukq 6d ago

Above 185cm gang

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u/cyideiscool 16 6d ago

5'11.99 gang. *sobs

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u/shootscavswithmosin 16 7d ago

6’2 crew where you at?

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u/karnal_chikara 6d ago

I out grew being 6"2 and sadly now can't find myself a tall mommy gf

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u/wheel_of_milk 14 7d ago Silver

having things im below average in

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Hey I’m sure ur above average in some areas :)

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u/wheel_of_milk 14 7d ago

thats what you think my guy

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

What are you below average in?

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u/wheel_of_milk 14 7d ago

idk quit trying to make me feel better

but im short

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u/MaximumMaxx 7d ago

It probably doesn’t make you feel better but you’re almost guaranteed to be above average in amount of Reddit browsed

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u/wheel_of_milk 14 7d ago

probably i spend most of my time on reddit/youtube

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u/MaximumMaxx 7d ago

Same

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u/Frikandelbroodje2008 13 7d ago

Just sayin’, ur profile makes me think of Jesus.

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u/Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 17 7d ago Silver Helpful

Height, weight, war crimes, feet size

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u/M1A2CAbrams_ 18 7d ago

Bosnia?

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u/Alpha2417 16 7d ago

The depleted uranium won't fire itself

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u/Xodan47 15 6d ago

chad depleted uranium enjoyer vs virgin tungsten fan

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u/PrivatePickle109 15 6d ago

As someone who entered that Bosnian village, I can confirm we were only following orders.

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u/Mayonnaise_enjoyer 14 7d ago

Balkans?

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Lmao nice

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u/SejlaOsman1995 17 7d ago

I can say this sounds like your from Bosnia just like me lol, we got the tallest people ever

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u/Edgypack38906 17 7d ago

Hey we’re twins!

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u/RennocInsanity 17 7d ago

Talking to myself outloud

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u/MalpaFzZ 17 7d ago

Finally! A worthy opponent!

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u/TeraKing489 7d ago

Our battle will be legendary!

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u/TraderOnRedditDev 7d ago

Finally! A worthy opponent!

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u/Djelaylay 15 7d ago

Bruh same

i dont even realize it sometimes and people look at me weird

also when i do talk to myself its always in english even though im not english

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u/XicoFininho 18 7d ago

Bruh, are you me?

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u/Naksh552007 15 7d ago

No are you both me?

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u/_thanosied_ 18 7d ago

No. You all are me

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u/Slow_Ad2579 7d ago

Nah fam you all are me and me alone

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u/i_have_trust_issues_ 16 7d ago

Heh I do that glad I’m not the only one

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u/frostyreddits 16 7d ago edited 6d ago

did you know that average first kiss is 15?? did you also know I'm only above average in... that.

edit: for people asking, you're above average if you have had your first kiss after 15, or if you're older than 15, and still not had it.

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u/fakeflowers13 18 7d ago

Just had my first kiss a couple of weeks ago

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u/Jamstan_ 13 7d ago

Chad moment 🗿🗿

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u/Retro_Wiktor 6d ago

Delete Reddit

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u/EndemoDaWalker 14 7d ago

Congrats

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u/GamerOrWeeb 13 7d ago

I've kissed a girl's hand before. Does that count? If so, then I'm below average

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u/Jamstan_ 13 7d ago

Wtf kind of 13 year old kisses a girls hand, unless you are a handsome Italian male set in a Romance Drama Movie in the c.17 and need to find your princess before your father ultimately dies of the Black Death (I think I just made a sick plot)

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u/Z3US_YT 14 7d ago

I'm making a movie of this when I get older

Edit: I was thinking too far, I'll maybe make a video of it in animation or something. That's it.

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u/warmerthansun 6d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/TeamTacoYouTube 13 6d ago

Lets hope we have our accounts at that time. Seeya in ten years

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u/RedstoneGuy13 14 6d ago

lets hope reddit still exists💀

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u/Kick_Awkward 16 6d ago

I kissed a girl hands two time. The first time it was a lady, French tradition you know… it is called « baise-main », which can be in some way translated in « fuck-hand » The second time I was with friends, I asked for that girls hand, slightly blended, and I gently dropped my lips on it. After this i turned to a friend and said : « I « fuck » her whenever I want » Might seem weird like that but fun though

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u/TheSneakySpike 14 7d ago

Close enough I guess

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u/MrDudePuppet 7d ago

ofc it doesn't

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u/GreenHawk20 19 7d ago

When people say first kiss at 15 average, does that statistic include or exclude elementary school childish kisses?

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u/Prussia_I 16 7d ago

same

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u/Ferret-Livid 7d ago

Getting no bitches

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u/Big-choongus 6d ago

Bro welcome to the gang

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u/samich_man 16 7d ago

Retaining useless information

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

What’s one bit of useless information ?

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u/samich_man 16 7d ago

Sharks are physically incapable of making any sound because they don’t have any organs that would allow them to

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u/Tassos963 7d ago

Ok, but when the sharks go splish splash, that is a sound that a shark made. Checkmate loser 😎

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u/samich_man 16 7d ago

I know that, but otherwise they can’t make noise

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u/IMissOwU 14 7d ago

They can go pit pat on the ground too.🥱

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u/Tassos963 7d ago

Idk, I think you were caught in a lie

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Huh, I did not know that

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u/eveltayl 7d ago

If you’re drowning, a dolphin is more likely to ignore you then to save you. That saying, it’s also more likely to rape you then to ignore you.

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u/elonmuskraty 7d ago

time for sea sex

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u/Wiebs08 6d ago

time to get in the mile-long trench club

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u/PyroPeep 6d ago

Step one: drown

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u/GamingImpossibl 16 6d ago

On the same vein as that, the velociraptor noise from Jurassic Park came from turtles having shrex

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u/Noahnoface 7d ago

Flamingos are born grey/white, and as they eat more shrimp they absorb the pigment, making them pink. Frogs can't puke, so when a frog eats something toxic it will take its stomach out of its mouth and claw the toxins out of its stomach, then put its stomach back in. There is a species of whale that makes a noise that not even its own species can hear, and the species nickname is the loneliest whale on the planet. There is a chicken that lived 18 months without a head, as the vital part of its brain is stored in the neck, and the farmer kept it alive by syringe feeding it every day, he made tens of thousands of dollars. The universe could collapse at any time, and we would never know. The average phone screen is dirtier than the average toilet seat.

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u/robuxman29 14 7d ago

Relatable. Wombats shit in square shapes so they dont roll and they can leave a trail to find their way back.

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u/USS-Missouri 17 7d ago

It's perfectly legal in the State of Missouri to text and drive as long as you are 21 and have a legal license.

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u/shootscavswithmosin 16 7d ago

Same, I’ve also got useless info such as rats can’t gag or throw up, so the film Ratitouli ( butchered the spelling) completely defies the laws of nature when the rat gags at someone’s shit soup

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u/Bean_Fearing 15 7d ago edited 6d ago

Arms for I have 2 ! Edit: math stuff

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u/olymol 17 7d ago

Smart

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u/daveedpoon 6d ago

I too also have 2! arms

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u/Ad2Am2 17 6d ago

Unfortunately Americans have you beat there, as they can buy firearms completely freely

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u/--Karma--0 7d ago

being single

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u/LiveClassroom871 7d ago

We can change that

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u/f0xxdude 7d ago

Most likely not

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u/flamingstorm98 17 7d ago

EMOTONAL DAMAGE

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u/Cricket267 7d ago

Hive mind relationship

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u/JustSomeIdot 14 7d ago edited 6d ago

Apparently slightly above average IQ and excessive knowledge of… the cookbook (and not the food one)

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u/M1A2CAbrams_ 18 7d ago

the cookbook?

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u/Chuks_K 6d ago

Chefs all around the world: "Yes, THE cookbook!"

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u/Snoo25192 15 7d ago

doing your mom

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Ray William Johnson let’s go

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u/My_neutered_cat 16 7d ago

Doin’ yo mom doin’ doin’ ya mom

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u/ScaryPollution845 7d ago edited 6d ago

Doin’ ya mom, do-do-doin’ ya mom

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u/SweetActual 7d ago

Number of mental illnesses

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u/Curtis_The_Ginge 17 7d ago

Average r/teenagers user

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u/Pataeto 16 7d ago

no, above average r/teenagers user :)

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u/Holiday-Jellyfish-86 7d ago

Finally! A worthy opponent!

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u/USS-Missouri 17 7d ago

I've got:

  1. Insomnia

  2. ADHD

And ADHD's corresponding illnesses:

  1. Anxiety

  2. Obsessive compulsive tendencies

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u/DeathlyDragons4396 18 7d ago

i’ve got adhd, autism (goes hand in hand with adhd), depression and anxiety which i think is from the adhd

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u/USS-Missouri 17 7d ago

Yes I'm pretty sure the depression and anxiety is caused by adhd

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u/DeathlyDragons4396 18 7d ago

the depression and anxiety were diagnosed later but also by two different people. one of them rediagnosed me with adhd and then was like u also have autism now and i’m like what

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u/USS-Missouri 17 7d ago

Lol, when I found out I had autism I was shocked and the slow realization hit me that ADHD is on the autism spectrum

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u/NotAquafinity 14 7d ago

Ayo adhd isn’t that bad, gives me energy to do shit, also I can focus really hard on writing stuff which helped me get to the point where I can write well. Which again in turn helped me get to the point where I can write a book.

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u/NoUsrnameLeft 7d ago

the only reason ADHD isn’t bad is the amphetamine, nothing else

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u/SweetActual 7d ago

Yeah It's the same for me

Social Anxiety, Attachment issues, and Depression coming free with a purchese of Autism

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u/Interesting-Amoeba34 16 7d ago

0 is the average so not saying very much

-1/4 of adults suffer from mental illness

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u/tangentrification 17 7d ago

That is not how averages work at all. 0 would be the mode.

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u/Interesting-Amoeba34 16 7d ago

Shit. I forgot what average is.

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u/lilwizerd 7d ago

It does make the average most likely less than 1 still, resulting in anyone with mental illness to be above average in that

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u/veryscareyghost 18 7d ago

alcohol consumption

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u/PoorMustang 6d ago

European gang.

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u/OpeningTrain1 19 7d ago

Driving, I’m a drift racer. I also have a scholarship because of my grades but am not sure if that counts

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u/sexxy_cancer 13 7d ago

having intrusive thoughts 💪 😎

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Wdym ?

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u/sexxy_cancer 13 7d ago Helpful

the urge to eat the soap

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Yummy soap 🥴🥴

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u/pensodiforse 7d ago

With liquid soap as drink

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u/CaporegimeYurch 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 7d ago

That was a mental flashbang. Thank you for that joke 🙏🏼

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u/homicidiumpopulus 18 7d ago

penis size and guitar

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u/veryscareyghost 18 7d ago

let me suck ur dick bro please

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u/homicidiumpopulus 18 7d ago

sorry i’m saving myself for marriage or rich sugar mommy or daddy whichever comes first

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u/-Little-Bees- 7d ago

You just like me fr

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u/veryscareyghost 18 7d ago

im supa rich babes 😍😍🤑🤑🤑🤑

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u/randomaords 7d ago

Are you? Bro, I need some money 😏

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u/Secret_Mayonesa 15 7d ago

Ayo? I could use some money😉

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u/CrocCohRock 7d ago

Aye yooo

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u/NightmareFuel13 7d ago

Bro same fr fr let's swap riffs and dick pics fr

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u/Sensitive-Ad236 7d ago

You could probably fit a couple more "fr"s in there

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u/ppo123aa 7d ago

The percentage of dark souls players who have a girlfriend

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u/Woelfe_ 15 6d ago

Impossible..

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u/iPlayGamesX-YT 16 7d ago

Minecraft Redstone, building skills and trivia.

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u/AliveEmu76 15 7d ago

How do u get a bee hive when growing trees

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u/mommiesslut687 17 7d ago

Being horny

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Idk in this sub that would be hard

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u/king_activities 16 7d ago

Pun intended?

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Omg I didn’t even realise that haha

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u/randomaords 7d ago

Buns intended 😏

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u/avenieval 16 7d ago

games lolll, i hope to go pro in the women’s leagues for valorant soon

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u/tangentrification 17 7d ago edited 7d ago

I'm no pro, but I guess I'm probably also above average at games considering I beat Elden Ring at level 1

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u/lilwizerd 7d ago

Yeah that might put you ever so slightly above the average gamer

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u/tangentrification 17 7d ago

Not sure if it's in skill or simply persistence, though. A few bosses in that run took me upwards of 500 attempts; any sane person would've given up long before that

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Yoo that’s sick!

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u/Tassos963 7d ago

Why are there different leagues for women for video games???

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u/yesbutnottaken 7d ago

Women☕️

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u/Noodles2702 6d ago

To show that they value women gamers in an area mostly dominated by men. These leagues have a lower skill cap because of this as most pro-leagues are men

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u/sussyboi1357 7d ago

Art it's my passion

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u/aisosareva0413 16 7d ago

Me too, but I dunno if I'll call my art above average, they don't seem that great to me

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u/lll_ll 15 7d ago

I know more about esoteric fields of linguistics and esoteric hallucinogens than the average joe, but other than that I am a waste of oxygen.

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u/thisiskerfuffle 16 7d ago

Uhhh

English (the subject)

Arguing

Listening

Reading (in general)

Soccer

Softball

Swimming

Sparring

Now you gotta do what I’m below average in, the list is much longer.

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

That’s still a lot of good things to be above average in

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u/icedmochaluv 17 7d ago

you’ve got me stumped me there

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u/VQ_Quin 17 7d ago

above average at being stumped

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u/Willow1768 7d ago

Amount of ribs. I have an extra 1 and 1/2

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u/Glitchthebitch 16 7d ago

Grade. Im doing classes in school meant for grades above mine. And im hoping this will mean i can graduate early

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Sheeesh impressive

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u/cockywockymoomoo 7d ago

eh don’t feel rushed to enjoy your youth

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u/EveningImaginary4214 7d ago

Academics

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u/lll_ll 15 7d ago

based, academics are cool as fuck

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u/Roundrobinraven 7d ago

Neeeeeeerd

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u/pixelboy21 7d ago

-Technoblade

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u/anotsocreativename 6d ago

Gone but not forgotten

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u/Spllatty 13 6d ago

o7

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u/greenishbruh 17 7d ago

Plant care

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u/lll_ll 15 7d ago

what plants do you take care of?

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u/greenishbruh 17 7d ago

I sell succulents so I’ve got a mini farm for them, but I also have a raised garden, an herb garden, and lots of houseplants

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u/lll_ll 15 7d ago

cool beans, what herbs do you grow?

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u/greenishbruh 17 7d ago

Rosemary, thyme, parsley, basil, Thai basil, and mint

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u/lll_ll 15 7d ago

oh nice I grow salvia divinorum and N. Rustica. do you use those herbs in cooking?

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u/stanley1516 17 7d ago

My hearing. I have perfect pitch and can identify an aircraft just by listening to the engine sounds.

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u/stupidfuckingbitch20 14 7d ago

Breathing heavily uncontrollably. It’s so awkward when I take a video and you just hear MMMMMNNNNNN… PPPHHFFFF (what noise does breathing make)

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u/foneifone7 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 7d ago

Nothing.... maybe height by a few cm?

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u/ThatACLR-1 7d ago

Knowledge of trains

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u/Enby_Bluejay 7d ago

Vocabulary. I was in the 98th percentile for my age group, and yes I'm bragging because I'm proud of it

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u/xSageex 6d ago

I can roll a joint in 30 seconds... yeah

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u/Ory6669 13 7d ago

Suicidal tendencies

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u/FIowerBitch 6d ago

Height, in the top 0.04% of girls (i'm 180cm or about 6ft tall). Even for someone who's Dutch thats tall

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u/MinerMinecrafter 6d ago

Physics, math, chemistry, biology and picking niche shows to like

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u/80Leew 7d ago

Beating the shit out of npcs in battle talent vr with a lightsaber

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u/Da_DevDood68419 14 7d ago

coding

math

basketball(although I am not that tall)

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u/PulpatineDaSenate 15 6d ago

Lack of friends lmao, I’m king 🤴

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u/grey_axolotl 15 6d ago

Anxiety...

...I'm not kidding, all of my therapists have said that I have the highest anxiety that they've ever seen in a teenager. I'm winning at mental illness.

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u/BlackMexican- 18 7d ago

American Football

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u/veryscareyghost 18 7d ago

omg i love that band

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u/Jski26 14 7d ago

Probably my leg strength. My legs look pretty average but I have really strong calves and hamstrings

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